| Axe | |
|---|---|
 Axe in all its glory. | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Title | Axe |
| Pronunciation | However you want. |
| Race | Hatchet |
| Faction | Gardening Tools |
| Alignment | Choppy Chop |
| Power | Chopping stuff up |
| Status | Being an Axe |
Axe is an axe made of the purest iron. It was mined on another planet, shaped into a triangle-thing, and the end painted red. Axe can be found on most tables, or in toolboxes. Axe can be a melee weapon, ranged weapon, or whatever you want it to be. If you have a good imagination, Axe will be your best friend.
Axe has been the cause of death to 1100 Vampyres, 620 Werewolves, 84 Leeches, 24 Guards, 96 Spiders, and Guthix.
Fear Axe.
Axe is used to kill Guthix. This is lore, folks.