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Revision as of 18:33, July 3, 2013

"Saradomin's going to give you a golden carriage, a house, magical swords..All you need to do is use your faith as you sew your seed of 1,000 gold coins."

–Doctor Pontius

Dr Pontius Pius

Race

Human

Height

5,9

Gender

Male

Alignment

Deceptive, evil.

Religion

Money.

Occupation

Con-man.

Age

40.

Residence

Mansion outside of varrock; various.

 Dr. Pontius Pius is a con-man disguised a a Saradominist priest played by the user KingJohnRock/Icriulis on world 42. He currently is posing as a traveling Monk.

History

Dr Pontius was raised in a family where money was there Religion. His father, his brother, even his sister were all con-people. He was raised up to believe that the "gods" were evil and that the only way to destroy their power is by destroying their followers.

At age 20 he went into training to be a Saradominist priest, seeing that would be a way to take down his followers. He eventually succeeded and became a traveling con-man.

He's 40 now with his  hair dyed grey to make him look like an old monk. Remember, if you see him, don't let him get your money!

Sermons

SARADOMIN WILL MAKE YOU RICH:

"After I gave 400 coins to Saradomin I was upset..You see, I always thing Zamorak wants to take my money. Anyway, I was walking down Varrock central and a old lady came up to me and said "Saradomin commanded me to give you 4,000 gold coins, and 5 golden carriages.

You see, Saradomin says his wisdom will follow if you are merciful to your enemies and gracious to your allies. That wisdom will get you a new carriage, a new home, a new garden, If you give me that thousand, Saradomin will pour grace into your life.

Everything I'ved given to mortals has failed. I invested in multiple businesses in Falador, they failed. Invested in a weapons company, failed. But everytime I put something into Saradomin's hands it multipled."



Songs:

I LOVE YOU, SARADOMIN.

"I love sitting...At your feet. I like knowing all your thoughts..Your favor is like a sunrise..Oh, HOLY SARADOMIN! I LOVE YOU  SO MUCH! I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DO! I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU HOLY SARADOMIN, I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU! Now, everyone, pick up your Holy book and kiss it. Rub it. Tell Saradomin you love him. Make love to Saradomin's holy book.. Yes. O' Saradomin, I love you! Precious, SARADOMIN I LOVE YOU! O' Saradomin! O' Saradomin! I love...you. I'm in love, I'm in love..."



MORE TO COME

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