Okay, so this is a game I thought of. Essentially, you take the infamous opening from My Immortal, and replace it with your own character and a description of them.
"Hi my name is Driez Lucius Dementia Renderra and I have long platinum blonde hair with small curls and that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Bloodraven (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Daenerys but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a mahjarrat elf human but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a druid, and I am king of a magic empire called Aethyric Empire in Gielinor where I'm in the forty-fifth year (I'm 45). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, blue fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and green eye shadow. I was walking outside Aethyrmony. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Saradominists stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."
Please post with your edgiest character, to make it all the more interesting!