So, Corrupt-a-wish, is a simple enough game. Somebody posts a 'wish', and the next person to post has to corrupt said wish, then post a wish of their own. For example;
Person 1: I wish for infinite pizza.
Person 2: You get your pizza, but they're all topped with food you dislike. I wish for a puppy.
Person 3: You get your puppy, but it has rabies. I wish for bla bla bla.
You can do-..Basically anything you want, really! Your wish does not have to be related to that of the previous person, or to your own previous posts. There are also no restrictions on the number of posts you can do per day!
I'll get us started wiiiith...
I wish for a time machine.