Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140213090151

Round 25
Kierandom! wrote: > Eats Jim You Roll: 3 (+1)

You stride over to Jim and attempt to bite him!

Jim must Roll to Dodge!

You Roll: 4 (+2)

''Jim's crystalline body is far too hard for Kieran to bite, and Kieran's jaw is precariously displaced!


 * Kieran must Roll to Dodge!


 * You Roll: 4


 * Your jaw holds, if only barely, and you retreat to your cave grimacing about the residual pain left from trying to bite into a diamond.

Jimcest wrote: > Eats Kieran. Roll: 3

You try to eat Kieran, but you have no mouth to do it with! (-1 to next roll)

Kieran must Roll to Dodge!

You Roll: 5

You laugh scornfully at Jim's bad attempt to eat you without a mouth, and this distracts you from your own pain. (+1 to next roll)

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I have Death bring me more souls. Roll: 6

''Death brings you more souls- and he just throws them onto the same pile as the shoe spirits that you're buried under! The weight increases.'' (Injured 1/6, -1 to next roll)

EllenEagle wrote: > I remain dead. Roll: 6

''You are so dead that you're promoted to be Queen of the Afterlife, which .... well, unofficially also means that you're married to Tiddles.'' (Queen of the Afterlife)

(For the record, the ex-beekeepers are still under your control)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >I create a God Artifact Shield, that could be used to protect the weak and innocent. You roll: 3 (+1)

''You create a God Artifact Shield that can be used to protect the weak and innocent. It's about the size of my thumbnail.''

DivineLaw wrote: >I change my flippers into feathered wings You roll: 5 (+1)

You change yourself into a big pair of wings with no body in between. (-2 to next physical roll)

Sand Traven wrote: > I turn that massive pile of shoes into small shoe critters, to replace the ones eaten by the rabbits! You roll: 5

You repopulate the world with small shoe critters, and they thank you! (+1 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: Seeing as my garden isn't complete without small critters, I resurrect them all with Cthulhu power. You roll: 6

''You do just that. You resurrect all small critters that have ever died. The world is instantly overrun with critters in various states of age, size, historical time and decomposition.''

NPC Roll
Giant roast rabbits wrote: Leave through an interdimensional portal to candyland! You roll: 4

The giant roast rabbits begin to march through the portal into candyland.

Resurrected critters wrote: Eat something- anything! You roll: 2

''The resurrected critters stand around and have no idea what they should do. Some of the oldest ones spontaneously combust into small clouds of bonemeal.''

World Events

 * The giant roast rabbits are leaving!
 * The world is covered in resurrected critters!