Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140329161653

Round 31

 * Round 31 will be the last round before another 1-week break, as I will be away this time.

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: Yes, return to life with my armor

>I bind my god artifact shield into my armor to become forever invulnerable You roll: 4

''You bind the God Artifact shield into your armor. You are now harder to hit.'' (No, you will not become instantly invulnerable with a move this simplistic. It's included in the rules.)

Jimcest wrote: > I dance with no pants on, hollã You roll: 6

''You dance with no pants on! Not wearing pants quickly becomes a trend- people believe it helps against Ebola-, and your hitherto lucrative pants business completely collapses! Oh noes!''

Kierandom! wrote: >I throw a Pokéball at Jim You roll: 3

''You throw a Pokéball at Jim! It hits him, but you put your arm out of joint from the forceful throw!'' (-1 to next roll)


 * Jim must Roll to Dodge! the Pokéball!


 * You roll: 2 (+2)


 * The Pokéball bounces off your diamond skin harmlessly.

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I make bad puns to weaken Hworin's stripping abilities. You roll: 4

''You make bad puns! They're collected in a book and then subtly used in gorilla warfare against Hworin's stripping abilities.''

Jacob southmage wrote: > I go for a swim. You roll: 6

You submerge the planet in water so you always will have something to swim in!

DivineLaw wrote: >I read a book, to find a way of killing the Ebola Virus once and for all! You roll: 5 (-2)

''You read a book! But it was Tiddles' "Booke of Bed Puns", and it weakens your understanding of everything!'' (-1 to next roll)

Hworin wrote: I try to find manhood lengthening supplements You roll: 3

You try to find manhood lengthening supplements, but it hurts immensely to even think about using them! (-1 to next roll)

NPC Roll
Morgan Freeman wrote: Narrate everything that occurs. You roll: 5

Morgan Freeman narrates everything that happens in this game with his epic voice of greatness.

World Events

 * Not wearing pants is cool.
 * Yes, misspelling guerrilla was intentional.
 * The planet is submerged in water.
 * Everything that happens is narrated by Morgan Freeman.