Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140220085332

Round 27
Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I summon the ultimate Aztarwynian Kraken again, the one that obeys my every command and I control. You roll: 3

You summon the kraken, but seeing as it is supposed to be in union with you, your allegiance repels the spell and gives you a headache. (-1 to next roll)

Tiddles0536 wrote: >sleep sleep You roll: 3 (-1)

You're too awake, and think you'll have knightmares about being covered in stinky shoes if you sleep now.

Kierandom! wrote: >The possessed human punches Jim in the face You roll: 3 (-1)

It doesn't- the body isn't suicidal like you.

DivineLaw wrote: I become this animal, noting the four wings. You roll: 6

''You become this animal, with eight wings. (Which confuses you sufficiently to make actually flying nearly impossible)''

Jacob southmage wrote: >I search for a cure to drunkenness You roll: 6 (-1)

''You find a cure to drunkenness, and find out it's called Ezoob! Success.'' (+1 to next roll)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >I make my God Artifact Shield about the size of Fremennik shield. You roll: 1

''You make a Human Artefact Weapon about the size of a Fremennik Shield. It's not very effective.''

Kkfrostsen wrote: I start building a house to go with the garden. You roll: 1 (+1)

Your garden is too pretty to mar the experience by building a house near it; besides, you already have a Pavilion.

Sand Traven wrote: > I release a highly contagious and rampantly lethal strain of the Ebola virus in order to deal with the overpopulation problem. You roll: 3 (+1)

You release the dangerous illness, but apparently forgot that it may/can/will kill you, as well!

NPC Roll
Giant, partially rotten, roasted but still adorable bunny rabbits wrote: Learn to fly You roll: 1

The adorable, yet rotten, bunny rabbits forget that the possibility of flying even exists, and stay on the ground.

Revived Critters wrote: Resist the new virus You roll: 6

The critters quickly become immune to all sorts of virus.

Ebola wrote: Murder..... You roll: 6

The Ebola virus attacks everyone and- as it is so unexpected- their immune systems are not up to the challenge! (-1 to everyone's RtD)

Everyone must Roll to Dodge!

Jim rolls: 2 (+1)(-1)(+1)

''The fact that you are the God of Repulsive things makes the rather icky virus go away and not bother you anymore. Besides, it realizes that infecting a diamond doesn't work.''

Tiddles rolls: 5 (-1)

Since you were wide awake the whole time, you discovered the sneaky virus attack in time to avoid being lethally rammed.

Aztarwyn rolls: 2 (-1)(-1)

Well, let's just say that it suddenly felt like your headache would make your head explode- and then it did. (Dead)

Kier rolls: 6 (-1)

Possessing an easy target for the Ebola Virus, you lure it in and study it as it wreaks the havoc it was designed to- and quickly find a simple cure, which consists of chewing a mixture of grass, seaweed and salt water.. (+1 to next roll)

Frostsen rolls: 2 (-1)

''Your garden turned out to be an ideal breeding ground for the virus, and you are infected seventeen times within one hour by slightly different mutations. As a result, your body completely breaks down and decomposes over the course of the next twenty minutes.'' (Dead)

Kaboto rolls: 2 (-1)

You try unsuccessfully to fend off the virus first with your newly made weapon, and then with your godly powers, but the virus proves itself too powerful and thus, you become the first god in history to succumb to a common illness. (Dead)

Sand rolls: 3 (-1)

You remembered just in time that the virus will now attack you as well, and take just enough precautions that it is not instantly lethal. (Seriously wounded)

Ellen rolls: 5 (-1)

Since you're dead already- and Queen of the Afterlife, at that- the virus has absolutely no effect on you.

DivineLaw rolls: 2 (-1)

''Your immune system was still not existing after you just popped yourself into the shape of a bird, so the Ebola Virus sort of... ate you up from the inside out.'' (Dead)

Southmage rolls: 2 (+1)(-1)

''It turns out that the cure against drunkenness also works against the lethal strains of Ebola! You get away alive, but severely weakened.'' (Seriously wounded)

Beekeepers roll: 4 (-1)(+1)

The Society Against Honey has a superior immune system to all kinds of poison, and prevails.

Giant undead rabbits roll: 6 (-1)

''The giant, undead rabbits are undead and as such immune to viruses by default. They enjoy the chaos ensuing.'' (+1)

World Events

 * The Ebola Virus is killing the world's living creatures!
 * The world remains massively overpopulated (mostly by undead creatures)