Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140115104706

Round 7
Alchimous wrote: I harvest more energy, this time from the dying plant life of the world. You roll: 2 (+1)(-1)

You think you have enough energy and fail to collect any more.

Jimcest wrote: With summoning going so well, I create a defensive forcefield around myself. You roll: 6

Indeed, summoning seems to be your forte! (Either that, or you're just absurdly lucky with rolls) ''The power of your mind creates a flexible forcefield around yourself- somehow resembling Bella from Twilight. Your summoning skill improves by a factor of 99.'' (Is very much like Bella from Twilight (Must do something relating to vampires and/or werewolves), +1 to summoning rolls)

SAVEwow wrote: Eats super bee to absorb its power. You roll: 2

''You're not hungry. Bleh. (You also know the super bee tastes horrible)''

Ellie Mirra wrote: I throw my computer at a passing beekeeper. You roll: 3

''You throw the computer at a passing beekeeper. He goes down, but you strain a muscle, and that hurts.'' (-1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: Now without the weak Kraken, I would attempt to summon the one and true Aztarwynian Kraken that would make a hole in the sky. You roll: 1 (-1)

''You summon the true Titanium Kraken, which is intent on, yes, making a hole in the sky. And destroy the world, as well as eat everyone. Luckily, due to the long distance, it will not arrive instantly, but the huge power drain leaves you powerless and squashed- even though your external skeleton manages to take the brunt off the backlash.'' (-2 to next roll, no longer has armor, heavily injured)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I crash onto the ground as my rocket bear gets away. Dissatisfied with its sudden disobedience, I try to summon a huge mob of ninjas to help defend against bee keepers and to help save the plants! You roll: 3

''You summon ninjas. They stab you.'' (-1 to next roll)

Tiddles0536 wrote: I begin trying to pollinate the plants again with my bee powers. You roll: 4

''You begin to pollinate plants. Unfortunately, you're just one person on a quite large world, and so it has reasonably little effect.''

Letx wrote: Now that I've been revived, I become familiar with using my limbs. You roll: 6

''You become familiar with your limbs. Quite familiar. Each limb tells you its first, second, third, and seventeen middle names. You left middle toe invites you to tea, your spleen to coffee and the lymphatic system offers to bake cake. You also learn how to perform the carebear stare.'' (Full control of your body)

Kierandom! wrote: I head to the conveniently nearby morgue, and attempt to raise the dead as zombies, using the bee-keeping magic taught to me by the bee-keepers. You roll: 2

There is no morgue nearby, the beekeepers have no necromancy, and you feel sad.

SsVivid wrote: In Soviet Russia, Viv tries not to save everything and everyone in one accidental swoop. You roll: 4

''In Soviet Russia, everyone is saved. Good for them!''

Livviy wrote: With the power of roasted duck, Livviy summons the all mighty bee duck hybrid to attack the field nearby. You roll: 6

''The Mighty Bee-Duck arrives and stomps toward the field, along with its fifteen brothers. You stand and watch in awe, a roast duck leg in hand.'' (+1 to rolls involving roast duck)

Putin wrote: In Soviet Russia. Gulag. You roll: 3

''In Soviet Russia, the government shoots you. Everyone knows this. You're deported back to the field.'' (-1 to next roll)

Cuddles Epic wrote: Cuddles decides build a giant super magic laster death beam with the souls of his dead "children." You roll: 6

''You get -... well, a very dangerous weapon. It's handheld and involves, between others, fifteen lasers, two atom bombs, one hydrogen bomb, the spare parts needed to build an antimatter bomb, seventy-two different swords and the wrong end of a cow. And a hellhound pup as decoration. The hellhound pups' mother is not amused and begins to hunt you with her pack.'' (Has BFG, hunted by hellhounds)

NPC Roll!
Super Bee wrote: Pollinate flowers You roll: 5

''The Super Bee pollinates some flowers and gets honey. It is happy.'' (+1)

Beekeepers wrote: Attack players on the field You roll: 4

The beekeepers attack the players on the field!

Everyone on the field must Roll to Dodge!

Cuddles rolls: 5

You defend against the beekeepers with your newly created BFG and learn how to use the weapon. (+1 to next roll)

Jim rolls: 4

''You skilfully evade the angry beekeepers. They're busy fighting everyone else, anyway.''

Kier rolls: 2

The beekeepers, formerly your best friends and allies, swarm over you like, yes, bees, and leave you heavily trampled. (Seriously wounded)

Ashë rolls: 6 (-1)

''Developing strange ninja skills from the ninjas summoned earlier, you karatechop some beekeepers in half. This makes you forget your strained muscle, and you feel awesome!'' (+1 to next roll)

Letx rolls: 1

''You attempt to use the carebear stare on the beekeepers, but it gives you a headache (in some quite interesting regions of your body not relating to your head otherwise). The beekeepers, strangely unaffected by the lovey-dovey magic, run over your body, of sorts, and you die.'' (Dead)

Frosten rolls: 3 (-1)

''Your ninjas stabbed you and now neglect to defend you, how outrageous! The beekeepers use their insecticide on you.'' (Seriously wounded)

Ellen rolls: 5

You, much like Ashë (just in a more Ellen-ish way), are guided by the overlaying spirit of ninja and successfully defend yourself against the beekeepers. (+1 to next roll)

Caita rolls: 2

''Your manga turns out to be an insufficient defense against angry beekeepers, and your fake ninja moves are not good enough. You are, in short, defeated very thoroughly.'' (Seriously injured)

Hworin rolls: 2

''Standing next to Caita and Ellen under the assault, you watch in awe as first Ellen pulls off an amazing ninja move and then how Caita spectacularly fails to do the same. Then you're knocked down and out.'' (Seriously injured)

Drix rolls: 6

Your amazing anti-beekeeper powers develop powerfully, and you quickly obliterate what remains of the beekeeper force.

Ninjas wrote: Now that the threat of the beekeepers is gone, build a ninja fortress You roll: 6

The ninjas build a really awesome ninja fortress that is, obviously, invisible and filled to the top with deadly traps.

The Mighty Bee-Duck & Co wrote: Eat grass from the field You roll: 3

The Bee-Duck and his companions eat the grass, but it hurts their inexperienced bee tummies! (-1)

World Events

 * Plant life will start dying in two (2) turns unless stopped!
 * There is only one bee left in the world!
 * In Soviet Russia, happy is everyone!
 * There are no more beekeepers!
 * Ninjas are infiltrating everything from their castle!
 * The Mighty Bee-Duck is attacking the field!
 * The Titanium Kraken will arrive soon!