Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140114100828

Cuddles Epic wrote: Whilst babysitting Hellhound pups, I take a blood test, to see if they're really mine. You roll: 6

''You take a blood test. And another one. And another one. And another one. In the end, you have a very big heap of blood samples and several dead hellhound pups. Their mother is not amused and attacks you!''

Cuddles must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 4

You skilfully evade the angered hellhound lady and clamber back to the surface.

(PS. Test results: They're not your pups.)

Drix153 wrote: I cry for no particular reason. You roll: 5

''You cry. Boo-hoo. But somehow, crying made you feel better and your tears turn to laughter!'' (+1 to next roll)

Livviy wrote: Livviy begins to burn Falador's population of ducks and trees. You roll: 2 (+2)

''You burn some trees. And a duck. It now smells of roast duck, and a guard eyes you suspiciously.''

Alchimous wrote: I harvest Letx's exploded remains for power. You roll: 6 (-1)

''Well, you harvest power from the bits of him that aren't currently reanimated, anyway. There's not extremely much energy there, but you feel slightly empowered.'' (+1 to next roll)

Kierandom! wrote: Since there's only one bee left on the planet, I have my beekeeper followers attack Jim, claiming that he slandered their bee-keeping ways! You roll: 2 (-1)

''As you might have sensed from the underlying rumble of dice, you fail. The beekeepers listen intently as Jim tells them how you slandered their beekeeping ways, and they get angry again. Angry enough, at least, to revoke your status of god among them!'' (No longer in charge of beekeepers)

Tiddles0536 wrote: I try and goad my super bee into laying super bee eggs. You roll: 5 (+1)

''The super bee is annoyed at your goading. With surprising strength and agility, it turns on you and lays eggs-.... somewhere you probably didn't want them. A little while later, you grow wings and become shorter and fatter- as well as developing black and yellow stripes. And you hunger for honey.'' (Bee-like creature, must find honey within 4 turns or starve. Still contains super bee eggs)

NPC roll:
Suspicious Guard wrote: Interrogate Livviy as to her actions You roll: 1

The guard forgets Livviy ever was there at all and goes home.

Beekeepers wrote: Reunite against the players You roll: 4

The beekeepers reunite and begin hunting players once more.

Super Bee wrote: Buzz You roll: 4

The Super Bee buzzes loudly.

World Events

 * There is only one bee left on the planet
 * Plant life will start dying out in three (3) turns unless stopped
 * Angry beekeepers are on the hunt for players