Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140112134836

In the great hope that I have not managed to miss anyone's actions this time, our next roll proceeds.

EllenEagle wrote: I sleep in until 4pm. You roll: 3 (Inadequately)

''You sleep. And sleep. And sleep- all the time to 4PM. However, when you wake up, it turns out that you should have been at work at 7AM sharp, which was when you went to bed! Your boss is angry and fires you. You feel so very sad. (-1 to next roll)''

Mylo Xaitis wrote: Harold, collecting his thoughts, goes off scavenging for survival supplies. (Now, technically this could be considered as wrong, since you are supposed to control yourself. But we shall let it go anyway!)

You roll: 5 (+1)

''Survival supplies are found. They turn out to be living, sentient supplies made to survive which quickly figure out that they do not want to be used by you, as this might kill them! Quickly, they begin to run around in all directions, hindered by other players.''

A number of players must Roll to Dodge the fleeing survival supplies! (Selected by random numbers, as most things)

Mylo Xaitis must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 3

''The fleeing survival supplies run you straight over, since you were the closest person. Ouch! Luckily, you survive with only minor damage'' (Injured for 3 turns)

Letx must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 4

You skilfully step to the side and let the fleeing survival supplies run by.

Alchimous wrote: I explode. You roll: 3

''BANG! -You explode. It hurts a lot. And, as you figure out quite quickly, you're not dead. Well, you are dead, but you're a ghost. Your incorporeal ears are ringing so strongly that it hurts your head, and self-confidence.'' (-1 to next turn, is dead (must roll a 6 or more to revive))

Kierandom! wrote: Dizzy from all the rolling, I...stumble into a field full of bear-traps! You roll: 2 (+1)

''You roll right into a field full of bear traps. Of course, it turns out that this was a really bad idea, as they snap shut when you hit them! Your body is mangled-... well, we won't go into graphic detail, but it's not pretty. Definitely not pretty.'' (critically injured for three turns)

Cuddles Epic wrote: Howl, in hopes my hellhound pack joins me. You roll: 6

''You howl, and under you, a tunnel opens, swallowing you. You fall and fall, until you hit something soft. And somehow leathery. It turns out to be your hellhound wife! There's a lot of other hellhounds around too, and don't they seem happy to see you! Your hellhound wife isn't very pleased that you fell on her, though, and condemns you to babysitting the pups!'' (Must perform an action involving babysitting the hellhound pups next turn)

Livviy wrote: I spread my arms (1), summon twenty wolves (2) and run through the field reading poetry (3). ''Again, you have performed three actions in a row. As such, only the last will be accounted for...''

You roll: 1

''You attempt to run through the field reading poetry. It turns out that there is no field reading poetry around, and this leaves you confused. The field you are on, however, decides that someone so hostile to fields of any kind should be punished and attempts to give you an allergy to fields to protect them!''

Livviy must Roll to Dodge! the field's curse!

You roll: 2

''Dang! You fail. The curse hits you at full power and you are instantly taken over by an immense allergy to any kind of field.'' (Allergy to fields, gives accumulating minuses if you stay on a field)

Tiddles0536 wrote: I try to make said bee feel bad about his actions You roll: 6 (+1)

''You make the bee feel bad. Actually, you make all bees feel bad. They feel bad, and worse, and then they suddenly decide to commit collateral suicide. This means that honey becomes a rare commodity and that flowers start having trouble in 5 turns due to their lack of pollination. A group of beekeepers travel to the field to beat you up, or at least make you pay for your actions.'' (There are no more bees, beekeepers who hate players will arrive next turn)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: With the Kraken at my side, I would attempt to unleash the Kraken's firebreath upon the slums of Varrock. You roll: 3

''You unleash the Kraken and burn Varrock's slums to the ground. unfortunately, a burning pillar falls on your head and dazes you!'' (-1 to next turn, injured)

Caita72 wrote: while sitting down, I read a manga You roll: 4

''You sit and read Manga. It's quite interesting, for a manga. And really quite japanese.''

Letx wrote: After wiping my nose, I begin to study my surroundings. You roll: 1

''You can't study your surroundings, you're blind. And you have a cold. And you just broke your nose trying to wipe it. You feel bad.'' (-2 to next turn)

Hworin wrote: I pick my nose You roll: 4

''You pick your nose. As a result, you get a booger. It's not interesting, so you discard it.''

World Events

 * There are no more bees
 * Plant life will start dying out in 5 turns unless stopped
 * Angry beekeepers will start attacking players next turn