Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140211083154

Round 23
I apologize personally for the late update.

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I become king of the afterlife You roll: 4

''You become the king of the afterlife. You get a nice outfit, a crown made of cold steel and a scepter.''

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I eat a roasted rabbit, which heal 2000 HP Each :D You roll: 1

You throw up, which deducts 20.000 HP. (Luckily, you had 100.000, but you're down to ..... ~14.000)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I use my Cthulhu powers to help the flowers grow. You roll: 4 (+1)

''You use your Cthulhu powers over water to watch over the plants, helping them to grow big and strong. You feel good about having helped something grow after the giant roast rabbits' destruction.'' (+1 to next roll)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >I dispel all Giant Rabbits from the world, as they are hurting my planet. You roll: 2

You don't, because your godly powers do not permit this.

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I take Kaboto's godhood because of how important I am to myself. You roll: 6 (+1)

(Though technically not exactly one of the allowed rolls for dead players, I am lenient and let it pass purely for amusement's sake.)

''You consider your self-importance quite seriously and inflate your ego accordingly. When it almost explodes, you come to the final conclusion that the only way it could be possible to get an even bigger ego would be to have divine powers to contain it with.''

Kaboto and Jim must Roll to Dodge!

Kaboto rolls: 6

''In a flash of enlightenment, you realize that peace can only be had when Aztarwyn is truly beaten down- and that his attempt to remove your powers would seriously disturb the peace (or at least your peace). So you gather your godly powers and mirror Aztarwyn's weak, grasping attempts back at himself!''


 * Aztarwyn must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 1


 * Guess what? You're dead. Though it is technically not really possible to die twice, you make a serious attempt nevertheless as Kaboto unleashes his divine power upon thee. Since Tiddles dislikes you, however, the undead life rejects you and replaces you into the world, alive- accompanied by a booming feeling of defeat, of course. (-2 to next roll)

Kierandom! wrote: >I possess one of the giant rabbits. You roll: 4 (+1)

''You possess one of the giant rabbits, which is easy because they have no brain or notable intelligence at all. You're now huge and a mix between tasty and repulsive.'' (+1 to next roll)

DivineLaw wrote: I change into an aviansie. You roll: 2

You remain a turtle.

Sand Traven wrote: > I remove my shoes. You roll: 6

''You remove everyone's left shoe. And then, when they look down in wonder, you remove everyone's right shoe as well. Since all the shoes end up near you, you're quickly buried in a pile of shoes of varying stinkyness!'' (Buried in pile of shoes, accumulating minuses while there)

NPC Roll
Giant, partially rotten, roasted but still adorable bunny rabbits wrote: Turn into zombies You roll: 2

The rabbits remain exactly the same and do nothing except occupy a lot of space.

World Events

 * The world is covered in gigantic, partially rotten, roasted but still adorable bunny rabbits!
 * Everyone's shoes have been stolen!