Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140123092055

Round 16
Tiddles0536 wrote: I attempt to make nice with Tolkien's wrath again. You roll: 1 (-1)

''Tolkien, it turns out, had been looking forward to taking a nap and maybe a tea, or whisky, with his good literary and imaginary friends. He is, in short, absolutely not pleased that you disturbed him (AGAIN). In a fit of uncontrollable rage, he gets the entire literary world to declare war on you!'' (-2 to rolls against literature, hunted by (ghost)writers)

Sand Traven wrote: > I look around for somewhere to plug the computer in. You roll: 6 (+1)

''You look around and oh my, aren't there many things to plug a computer into! Suddenly, in your mind, everything is an electricity outtake ready to plug a computer into. This makes it really hard for you to see what's actually going on.'' (-2 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I try to possess the Kraken while I'm in space. You roll: 3 (-2)

''The Kraken possesses you. You feel a powerful force compelling you to kill all other players.'' (urge to kill players)

Kierandom! wrote: >I now subjugate the Kraken!

>The Undead Dragon, its minions, and the bee keepers, work together to revive everyone via necromancy. You roll: 1

''The Kraken subjugates you, and you are now its slave. It grins evilly and makes you dance like a puppet.''

You roll: 6

The necromantic dragon and their minions begin to revive players.

Livviy is alive again!

Tiddles is... still dead, but slightly less!

Jimcest wrote: > I summon magical cooked ham. You roll: 3 (+1)(+1)

''You summon a magical cooked ham! It gives you a cookie.'' (+1 to next roll)

Cuddles Epic wrote: > I summon a giant magical cooked ham-eater. You roll: 5

''You summon a magical cooked ham-eater! It thanks you profoundly.'' (+1 to next roll)

NPC Rolls
The Kraken wrote: DESTROY You roll: 1 (+2)

The Kraken gets a bit tangled in itself, but nevertheless manages to throw a dangerous attack at Cuddles! (-1 to next roll)

Cuddles must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 4 (+1)

The magical cooked ham-eater's lucky charrm helps you evade the big bad Kraken! (+1 to next roll)

The Kraken wrote: DESTROY!! You roll: 1 (+2) (-1)

The Kraken is exhausted from fighting Cuddles and does not manage to mount another attack.

Magical Cooked Ham-Eater wrote: Eat Magical Cooked Ham You roll: 1

''The Magical cooked ham-eater is eaten by the magical cooked ham. It burps and then proceeds to look innocent.''

World Events

 * The Kraken is attacking!