Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140118202916

Round 12
Tiddles0536 wrote: I decide to wait in the void until the kraken has passed. You roll: 4 (-1)

''You stay in the void, but it very quickly turns out that being in the void is not healthy at all! Your health degrades- not the least because your body is empty of nourishment and needs to be fed.'' (-1 to next roll, starving 1/3)

Alchimous wrote: (Jim and I) shift our energy into another dimension until the Kraken is gone. You roll: 2 (-2)(-1) (AKA YOU have screwed up BIG TIME)

''Within half a second, you first shift everything except yourself into another dimension, then into the void, back again, through your immaterial head fifteen times and end up with all dimensions compressed into this one. This makes it really hard to move, since every possible space in the known universe is completely and fully filled with things; even the spaces between atoms are occupied. You're badly squeezed together and develop a sort of plasma-state of existence. Also, a lot of people have a lot of things to tell you, and they're really pretty angry.'' (-1 to EVERYONE'S two next rolls, plasma state, cannot move, hunted by 99% of the known universe.)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I leap into the air with my fist pointed at the Kraken in the hope to epically punch it into oblivion. (This only works because betraying the forces of evil, which you are aligned to, is a very special kind of evil.)

You roll: 6 (+1) (-1)

''You epically punch the Kraken into oblivion, traversing a lot of extremely filled space in between. Unfortunately, the Kraken enjoys oblivion and tries to drag you with it to enjoy the scenery!''

You must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 4 (-1)

''The Kraken's large suction cups graze your... everything, but you barely escape being dragged into oblivion.'' (-1 to next roll)

Kierandom! wrote: >I send my newly risen necromantic beings to place themselves where the Kraken will emerge, ready to fight it off! You roll: 5 (-1)

You send the necromantic beings to oblivion, where the Kraken currently is, and are now alone again.

Sand Traven wrote: >In order to get the Kraken to stop and consider its actions, I tell it that I know its mother, as though talking to an unruly child. You roll: 5 (-1)

''You talk to the Kraken. It doesn't really understand you, and decides to maybe eat you first when it returns from oblivion.''

EllenEagle wrote: I begin to develop a way to create an artificial sun, Doc Oc Style.

Beekeepers: Set off to assist the undead in fighting off the Kraken.

You roll: 5 (-1)

''You begin to develop a way to create an artificial sun, Doc Oc Style. No, nothing special. Just developing a way to create a sun.''

You roll: 1 (-1)

The beekeepers return from assisting the Kraken fight off the undead. (+5 to Kraken HP)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: I desperately continue to try to teleport into the Gonzo Realm You roll: 1 (-1)

''You desperately continue to stay in this realm, clinging to it with all your being. This further affects the gathering of universes, sticking them together even stronger.'' (+1 to rolls uniting things)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >Kobalos takes off all his clothes and streaks though the city of Varrock. You roll: 5 (-1) (-1)

''You take off your clothes and run through the city of Varrock. However, the people there see you! They laugh and throw rotten fruit and it hurts your self-confidence!'' (-1 to next roll)

Drix153 wrote: > Devastated that I can no longer see the stars, I try to become one. You roll: 5 (+1) (-1)

''You become a beautiful shining star in the murky darkness that is the environment of the world. Your light lights up the immediate surroundings, and they look wonderful in the starlight! You feel empowered by this realization.'' (+1 to next roll)

Letx wrote: I shoot the damn Kraken when it arrives. You roll: OH NO YOU DON'T.

The carebears notice you're trying to commit an evil act and stop you!

Letx must Roll to Dodge! the carebears!

You roll: 3 (-1)

The carebears already had you surrounded, since you were hiding out in a pile of them, so they hurt you pretty bad with their carebear-stare-exorcism. (Seriously injured)

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I enchant myself, so I can be large enough to use my wings. You roll: 1 (+2)(-1)

You don't have enough power, and actually you think your wings look quite cool this way.

Livviy wrote: Livviy with the near last of her strength uses to the roast duck leg of power to turn the flower into a fire breathing flower monster to attack the Kraken. You roll: 1 (+1)(-1)

''The flower turns your roast duck leg of power into a water-breathing roast duck leg pet. You feel sad.''

NPC Roll
The Powerful Titanium Kraken wrote: Return to the main world in order to wreak havoc and terror on it You roll: insta 4

The Kraken arrives and prepares to attack everyone.

World Events

 * ALL worlds and possible universes are merged into one
 * ClaJim is possibly the most hated entity ever
 * Plant life outside the field starts to wither
 * A small star lights up the field
 * The Kraken is attacking!