User:SAVEwow

What hast thou confronteth me with, thou knave? Be informed that my knighthood is ordained by the King himself, and I have fought many a battle and jousted in over 300 tournaments. My lance doth pierceth any foe and my castle is unassailable. Thou striketh me as a bounder. I shall ride thee down and take thy life with no remorse, for thy name and lineage is of no consequence. Dost thou thinketh that the internet renders thine words beyond reproach? Reconsider, uncouth lout. At the time of our quarrel, I have sent heralds across the USA and thy IP is being tracketh, so thou best prepareth for unpleasantries, plebian. I shall torch thy farmstead and haveth my way with thy wife. Thy life is forfeit. My reach is global, my piety unshakable, and my steed tireless. I can flay thee in seven hundred ways, and this without the use of my longsword or flail. I am not merely a well-trained knight but I have also at my command six squires and two score peasant levymen with whom I shall expel thy offensive hindquarters from these lands, thou cur. Hath thou only known what holy retribution thy imprudent quip would invoke, thou hath forsooth remained prostrate in my presence. But thou could not, could thou, and with my lordly might I shall smite thee harshly. Once I am done with thee, my squire will wringeth mine britches onto thy head. Prepare to meet thy maker.