User:Greencaleb1/JokePage(New Haven Bump)



*Commander Elysian stands before his troops atop New Haven. His men have been awoken early, and they are are rather groggy and out of their element. Dariek, one of the troops, yawns rather loudly, and for his irreverence he is met with a swift whack to the head. Elysian then spits out a rather encouraging, provocative speech. The fervor of his words is so impacting that all of his subordinates would find themselves bursting into spontaneous, tandem song, as marching drums and trumpets roll inexplicably in the background.*

Let's get down to business To defeat Kinshra. Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, But you can bet before were through, Mister I'll make a man out of you. Tranquil as a forest, But on fire within. Once you find your center, You are sure to win. You're a spineless pale pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you.

Luke: I'm never gonna catch my breath. Dariek: Say goodbye to those who knew me. Lysia: Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym? Julio: This guy's got them scared to death! Dariek: Hope he doesn't see right through me. Kane: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim! Be a man! We must be swift as the coursing river, Be a man! With all the force of a great typhoon, Be a man! With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Time is racing toward us, 'Til Kinshra arrive. Heed my every order, And you might survive. You're unsuited for the rage of war, So pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make a man out of you? Be a man! We must be swift as the coursing river, Be a man! With all the force of a great typhoon, Be a man! With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Be a man! We must be swift as the coursing river, Be a man! With all the force of a great typhoon, Be a man! With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious BUMP.