Flash Fizzlewhistle

Buago "Flash" Fizzlewhistle (born Moevyng 36, year 125 of the 5th Age) is a retired Kandarin professional gnomeball player who played point guard for the Tree Gnome Stronghold Fizzytwinkles of the National Gnomeball Leauge (NGL) for 21 seasons. After winning championships in high school and college, Fizzlewhistle was selected first overall in the 144 5th Age NGL Draft by the Fizzytwinkles. Fizzlewhistle retired abruptly in 154 of the 5th Age after announcing that he had contracted HIV, but returned to play in the 156 of the 5th Age All-Star Game, winning the All-Star MVP Award. After protests from his fellow players, he retired again for four years, but returned in 167 of the 5th Age, at age 36, to play 17 games for the Fizzywhistles before retiring for the third and final time.

Fizzlewhistle's career achievements include winning the regular season MVP a total number of 4 times, 11 finals appearances, 21 All-Star game selections, 6 scoring titles, 4 assist titles, and 7 steal titles.

Today, Fizzlewhistle is the owner of the Tree Gnome Pixie's, and appears frequently on The Gnome magazine.