Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140212094007

Round 24
Tiddles0536 wrote: >I order my subjects to bring me shoes You roll: 6

''You order your subjects to bring you shoes, and they bring you all the souls of dead shoes. Very much like Sand, you are buried in a pile of shoes.... except that these are probably a bit stinkier, older, and many, many more.''

Jimcest wrote: > Jumps for joy. You roll: 4 (-1)

''You jump for joy but twist your ankle when you come back down! Ow!'' (-1 to next roll)

Sand Traven wrote: > I escape from the pile of shoes in desperation! You roll: 4

''You quickly dig yourself out of the pile of shoes and almost swoon when you see the sizable heap of leatherware that had been covering you. It also smells pretty bad, but nowhere near as bad as being inside the thing.''

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >I erase Aztarwyn from existence completely. In other words, obliteration. You roll: 3

You summon your godly powers in an attempt to destroy Aztarwyn, but your powers are weakening from their repetitive misuse. (-1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 5 (-2)

You escape Kaboto's godly attack barely, in a somewhat mediocre attempt at Matrix-dodging. (-1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I make Kaboto like me. You roll: 2 (-1)

''You try to make Kaboto hate you. Even more than he already does.''

Kaboto must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 6 (-1)

You already hated Aztarwyn, so his attempt to make you hate him does nothing but stoke your anger! (+1 to next roll)

DivineLaw wrote: >I turn my shell into feathers. You roll: 5

''You turn your shell into feathers and are now a very, very strange looking creature. You don't get the power of flight or anything, but hey- at least you've got feathers! (We're disregarding that this is really bad for your armor rating.....)'' (+1 to next roll!)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I plant an apple tree next to my garden. You roll: 1 (+1)

You don't, because an old man who was passing told you that the apple tree would mar the beauty of the place.

NPC Roll
Giant, partially rotten, roasted but still adorable bunny rabbits wrote: Eat something You roll: 5

The roast bunny rabbits eat all the worlds' critters and are strengthened! (+1)

World Events

 * The world is covered in gigantic, partially rotten, roasted but still adorable bunny rabbits!
 * Everyone's shoes have been stolen!
 * There are no more small animals in the world!