The Gielinor Times

The Gielinor Times is a Gielinor-wide roleplay newspaper owned by Esmeralda Salmassi (K9 Morphed). The paper is the first business to be owned by The Gielinor Corporation set up by Esmeralda Salmassi. Originally the paper was set up by Lord Pyro I (character name unknown), later to be purchased by Stuart Lethbridge-Gordon (Infada) who later sold it to Owen Demarais. After Demarais' death, his assistant CEO and cousin Esmeralda Salmassi took over.

A Grand Re-opening
The wave of energy that caused Lumbridge closest to the battlefield to crumble also afected The Gielinor Times first HQ - The dome of energy caused a lot of damage to the printing tower and the eastern wall. This caused the paper to have an unexpected absence while they moved to their current HQ on the outskirts of Varrock. To celebrate the move, Esmeralda organized a re-opening party: this was later canceled due to a large siege on Lumbridge Castle which caused too many complications.

Fort Bree


After Owen Demarais obtained the paper, he moved it's head quaters over to his home down of Draynor into an old Saradominian obandoned fort named Fort Bree. It housed the paper throughout his reign and into Esmeralda Salmassi 's reign until it was badly damaged in the early parts of The Battle of Lumbridge causing Esmeralda to relocate to North-East Varrock. After rebuilding the broken campus: Esmeralda now uses it as a secondary campus for writers, artists but largly for help printing to cope with the huge orders they must complete each week.

North-East Varrock
After the move, Esmeralda bought the disused Lumber Yard from Avery Enterprises through the Misthalin Queen, Katrina, and set about building a new campus to meet her needs. The new campus, built south of The Lumber Yard, uses the Lumber Yard as their printing zone whilst the main offices house Esmeralda's office as well as an open planned office for the correspondent's, columnists and artists.

Outpost Offices


For ease of access, Esmeralda bought a building in Varrock that now serves as a random-access office for The Gielinor Times' writers. Correspondents and Columnists can use this office in Varrock for interviewing members of the public for articles, or just a peaceful place to get some writing done. After a while, she did this for other locations in Gielinor to give her writers places to work whilst out and about.

Newspaper Stalls


Another new adition that came with Esmeralda's reign over The Gielinor Times was ease of access for customers in the shape of Newspaper stalls.

Selected locations have allowed The Gielinor Times to distribute issues via newspaper stalls in markets and on some street corners. These locations include...
 * Misthalin
 * Kandarin
 * Burthorpe
 * Falador
 * Beardhold
 * Das Kaiserreich der Cruor

Unknown Character


Roleplayed by Lord Pyro I, his unknown character created The Gielinor Times holding the role as editor. He recieved several complaints due to the fact that some of his information was incorrect, bias and more. However OOC, his work was praised for innovation and creativity.

Stuart Lethbridge-Gordon


Roleplayed by Infada, Stuart bought The Gielinor Times from the Unknown Character for an unknown reason. He added more stability to the paper in terms of article structure; however the paper's publishing frequency continued to lack consistency.

Owen Demarais
Roleplayed by K9 Morphed, Owen bought The Gielinor Times from Stuart to follow his aspirations of owning a paper. Instead of creating a new one, he decided to purchase the declining Gielinor Times and attempt to turn it around. A bear Owen on his way to interview Kandarin officials causing the paper to be left to it's deputy CEO: Esmeralda Salmassi.

Esmeralda Salmassi
Roleplayed by K9 Morphed, Esmeralda inherited The Gielinor Times from Owen following his death-by-bear. She is the longest running CEO of The Gielinor Times and has added a lot of new content to the paper in her time including, but not limited too: Visual aid (images) and Horoscopes. She is also responsible for the paper's relocation to Varrock after The Battle of Lumbridge and hiring Lia Blake - The legend behind Through Fractured Glass.

Dana Ray Hayes
Roleplayed by Kalitu III, Dana is currently the Asgarnian Correspondent at the paper; being in the role for several months. Her writing style is similar to that of a book writer; telling the news as a story with a lot of detail and description in her writing.

Esmeralda Salmassi
Roleplayed by K9 Morphed, Esmeralda worked as an assistant editor before her promotion to Chief Executive Officer (CEO). Her writing style is the common news reporter; however she has often been critisised for not being bias to a specific side when writing.

Etna Bryan Williams
Roleplayed by South Field, Etna is one of a few columnists under the employment of The Gielinor Times. Her work is varied to many different scenarios including giving her say on why the sky is blue - an article which caused current CEO, Esmeralda Salmassi, to speak to her about what she chooses to write about.

John Albert
Roleplayed by K9 Morphed, John is the Business Correspondent for The Gielinor Times. His contribution in the paper hasn't been huge due to the lack in interesting news to do with the business world. Depsite this, he has produced articles about The Gielinor Times and Shield's Swords.

Maddame Sibella
Roleplayed by Stelly Skywalker Maddame Sibella is currently in employment of The Gielinor Times as the woman who writes the horoscopes. How she writes them, however, is unknown.

Lia Blake
Roleplayed by Stelly Skywalker, Lia Blake is the legend behind the on-going Through Fractured Glass series. As well as the latter, Lia is the Misthalin Correspondent for The Gielinor Times. Her writing style differs from the other employee's as she varies it between a structured article story to a simple Q&A session with commentry.

Odessa Nightingale
Roleplayed by QueenArasene, Odessa Nightingale is one of the two artists that Esmeralda employed as part of her plot to add visual aids to The Gielinor Times. Unfortunatly, Odessa hasn't been able to produce enough art for the Times leading to the employment of a second artist: however her work has been praised by many throughout Gielinor.

Ripley Alcott
Roleplayed by Ara the Aren and Ripley is currently the Kandarin Correspondent for The Gielinor Times. His writing style tends to lead to current news being linked with previous news. Commonly, Esmeralda lets Ripley do his own thing when it comes to reporting events about Kandarin due to it's quiet nature.

Roland O'Reilly
Roleplayed by K9 Morphed, Roland is employed as the God Wars Correspondent, formerly the Battle of Lumbridge Correspondent. The character name is taken from a Jagex BTS video where a news-reporter names Roland O'Reilly reported updates about The Battle of Lumbridge from a desk on the battlefield.

Sigfred Kronich
Roleplayed by Sir Bool, Sigfred was a Columnist for The Gielinor Times. Sigfred's articles were popular and are what most people wanted to read first when they picked up a new copy of The Gielinor Times - His writing style captured the reader as he wrote about interesting topics that wouldn't normally be written about. He was later tasked with managing the visual layout of the paper due to losing the ability to write after breaking both of his wrists in an accident.

Tame Locke
Roleplayed by Sand Traven, Tame is currently a Columnist and Karamja Correspondent for The Gielinor Times; famous for his espionage writing and known for not being afraid to go the extra mile for his articles and has gotten many fans since his employment.

Thomas Green
Roleplayed by K9 Morphed, Thomas is the second artist under the employment of The Gielinor Times alongside Odessa Nightingale. He was employed by Esmeralda after Odessa demonstrated that the work she gives her is too much for her to produce on her own.

Zwalious Thayne
Roleplayed by Conor Newt, Zwalious Thayne was a reporter during Stuart Lethbridge-Gordon's era of being CEO of The Gielinor Times. Zwalious, cousin of Sekra Thayne, was fired from The Gielinor Times after Owen Demarais obtained the paper due to his inactivity.

Staff Pay
The Gielinor Times pays their staff via two different methods: Pay-Per-Item and standard pay. Standard pay is for staff whose jobs do not include producing content for the paper itself, such as finance staff, legal staff, cleaners and factory technicians ETC. While Pay-Per-Item is applicable to staff members who produce content for the paper, such as Correspondents, Columnists and Artists. * The percentage is used to work out how much a staff member will be paid for one individualy accepted piece of content. Assuming the Staff Allocated Pay for this example was 216,415GP, each staff member would receive the amount of pay inside the relevant "This week" cell for their job. For example, a correspondent would be paid 23,805GP per article they submitted that was accepted. This implies staff can submit more than their required articles, however all staff members are restricted to only producing the specified articles from the Editor unless otherwise negotiated. Furthermore, due to the increase and decrease in orders each week; the Staff Allocated Pay is subject to fluctuate each week - This means that on Week 1 a staff member may be paid more than on Week 2.

Manufacturing Costs
The Gielinor Times currenty makes 5gp profit from the 15gp cost per issue due to a 10gp manufacturing cost. The table below shows how the 10gp is spent in creating one issue. The Gielinor Times material cost is so low as they buy their materials in mass bulk which leads to a decrease in material costs for the company

Stage One

 * Columnists and writers begin to plan and write their articles to submit for the paper
 * Columnists and writers submit an art application to Odessa Nightingale.

Stage Two

 * Printing lines are stocked with the correct amount of paper needed to forfill all orders.
 * Odessa Nightingale submits the required art to the editor.
 * Columnists and writers begin to submit their work to the editor

Stage Three

 * Sigfred Kronich designs the layout of the issue.
 * The editor writes an issue by hand using the submitted articles; art is cut and stuck finely onto the issue.

Stage Four

 * The first issue is taken to a printing line and for each printing line in which the company plans to use to print the issues: that number are printedTGTProductionLine.png.

Stage Five

 * The issues are then spread across the other printing lines and printing begins!
 * The editor begins to discuss and form a task list for the next issue.

Stage Six

 * The issues printed are packaged up and set to the required locations for distribution to customers either to their doorstep or sold via stalls in specific locations.
 * The original issue written by the editor and one issue from the printing lines are taken to the vaults and archived in the relevant section along with any other material used in the making of the issue.
 * The finance department take the required sum of money from the customer bank accounts and begin to cash up the takings from the newspaper stalls.

Archives
''These archives are currently being re-structured and moved. Please bare with me - sorry for any inconviniences!''

THE SKY IS BLUE
'' Beside the article is a rather small-ish blue field. When looking closer, the reader might start to see swirling shapes in the blue, perhaps clouds... and a thin, thin line of ground at the very bottom. ''

Whenever you look up at the sky, there is something strange and explainable: the sky is blue. Even though this strange phenomenon has been adequately explained by philosophers ("Our world is suffering from mild depression";) it is now time to look at this from an entirely deeper, even more philosophical perspective.

Why is the sky blue? More importantly, what does this mean in relation to our future? How can the sky affect us outside of rain, hail, and snow? The answer to this question is surprisingly simple: It isn't important.

What other colors could the sky be? would we be influenced differently if it was green? Or even brown? It may be logical to say that the sky's color is what in a notable influence on our lives. During rainy days, we tend to be sad, tired, or even moody. When it's a sunny day, many tend to go outside, and are subsequently happy.

What's even more important about the sky,is that it provides a welcome distraction from the ground. Without the sky, we would be surrounded by trees, and buildings. But thanks to the sky, we have a welcome interruption. The sky also provides a nice scapegoat, so that whenever there are problems, we can blame the sky.

This answers nice questions such as:

Why are you soaked in water?

Is it raining?

What is up?

Overall, I think many of us can conclude that the sky is a good thing. It provides a welcome distraction from the ground, it is an adequate scapegoat, and it allows philosophers to waste their time on something much less dangerous than helping people.

Etna Bryan Williams - Columnist – The Gielinor Times

TRICK OR TREAT?
'' At the very top, on both sides of the header, are two scary faces similar to the ones seen commonly on carved pumpkins, laughing at the reader with scorn. Farther down, a vampire clad in dark clothes with a thin thread of blood from his mouth running down his bleak face, is spreading his arms and wings- or is that a cape? ''

With the recent crisis of souls trapped in bodies ending and death being returned to his throne of bones: Gielinor now escalates into a whirl of celebrations for not only the end of a short horror, but the history of all horrific happenings and everything scary in the world.

Across the globe, each Kingdom is doing their own thing. In Misthalin, there will be a week of celebratory events.

 [dimgrey]Monday 28th October[/dimgrey] Street party and Costume Competition at Varrock Square 

 [dimgrey]Tuesday 29th October[/dimgrey] Zombie Hide’n’ Seek in Varrock 

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"> [dimgrey]Wednesday 30th October[/dimgrey] Haunted House tour in Draynor 

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"> [dimgrey]Friday 1st November[/dimgrey] Trick or treating throughout Misthalin [dimgrey] Event is in Varrock[/dimgrey] 

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">With a host of various people including myself, Esmeralda Salmassi, Misthalin is diving into a sea of celebrations along with the rest of the world. But the main question remains unanswered. The first ever question that kicked off these celebrations hundreds of years ago: the real answer unknown to even death himself:

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Trick or treat?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Esmeralda Salmassi - CEO and Editor – The Gielinor Times

THROUGH FRACTURED GLASS - PART 4
Pulling his right hand out of its pocket, Alistair jammed the jagged, large shard of metal held in it into the flower's wrist in an attempt to cut it off.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The blood-curdling scream that came from the flower echoed through the air. The wrist was torn almost completely loose from its arm and the petals writhed in pain as the torn arm flailed.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"NOOOO!"

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Alistair stabbed again, his mind shutting away the pain and the screams and the weak attempts at survival as he overpowered the flower, fighting for his life. The screams grew more and more agonized and at long last they dissipated into a gurgled death groan. The color of the flower's petals drained from them, purple soaking into the ground like spilled blood, as they fell limp around him and the wrist came free.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Alistair turned around and ran back to the safety of the pool. The petals of the defeated flower shriveled, black and dead in an instant. The arm lay limp and lifeless on the ground next to the hand, as if trying desperately to put itself back together. The other flowers closed up their petals and went dim, satisfied that there was no food to be found here.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As the sky began to grow dark, Alistair fell back into the soft mossy grass and shut his weary eyes. The warm, sweet smelling air overtook his troubled mind quickly and soon he drifted off to nowhere, for who can dream when they are prisoners of a dream already?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As the sun rolled high into the sky the next morning, Alistair awoke to find the clearing had grown dull and lifeless. The trickling stream that had trailed its way into the crystal pool had run dry and the water turned murky. Near the edge of the clearing, the arm he'd battled remained outstretched toward its decapitated hand. He stood and rushed forward into the forest, not daring look back.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Once more encroached upon by the trees, the many colored flowers opened their petals to him, and followed behind as far as their stems reached. On the wind, the same sing-song voice called to him again.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"That's it, sweetness.  To me, to mommy!"

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">No sound came from him except the occasional rasped breath as Alistair ran towards the only way point he had; the voice that beckoned him forward. The trees grew in a thick mass that blocked out the sun until finally it was only by the inner glow that emanated from the various flowers that he could see anything. All around him, strange sounds assaulted the solace of the forest. Animals roared and growled and called out as they ran away or, to his terror, toward him.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A rectangle of warm firelight cut through the darkness, and the voice grew louder as it did. The light urged him onwards, bringing up a victorious scream that burst from his chest as he sprinted madly towards it.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"Hurry, child, come to mommy!  They're almost here!" The sing-song voice called to him lovingly.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As he ran, the beam of light moved toward him, as if it too was running; running to greet him, running to catch him. He hit the light and burst through the doorway into a warm kitchen. A woman stood at a far counter, slicing meat with a large carving knife. She wore a long dress colored in a undesirable mesh of green, brown and yellow velvet, and her hair hung in long brown plaits. She turned to him and the door behind him slammed shut with a finalizing click as the lock slid into place.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">To Be Continued...

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lia Blake - Columnist - The Gielinor Times

THE CALL OF KHARAZI
This week I was fortunate enough to get an interview with the head of the Brimhaven Port Authority, Sir Ronald Legrasse. A Kandar in origin like myself, he was willing to give an interview and provide information on the Port Authority's investigation into the mysterious "Kharazi happenings," as they have been named by Karamjans, on the condition that the exact locations are not mentioned within the article, nor are the names of those identified so far. As such, names and locations have been omitted.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Good morning, Sir Ronald. Could you tell us a little bit about the recent developments within your investigation?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"There have been several. Over the past week a large number of corpses have been found. Though we have many more lines of inquiry to pursue, it appears these are the same men who attacked the camp known as Jack's Headache some weeks ago. On top of this, several days ago we launched a major raid on what is suspected to be a place of worship for this strange, hitherto unknown tribe. Sadly, we were unable to capture any of them alive for interrogation. They all took their own lives before we were able to take them into custody."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Can you describe the raid?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"Three days before the raid took place, we received an anonymous tip-off telling us that a large ritual would be taking place deep within the Kharazi jungle. We were provided with the exact coordinates and the best time to strike. Naturally I assembled what men I could and we began our journey."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Was there anything unusual about the journey?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"You could say that, yes. Each night when we made camp, we would hear these ceaseless cries for help, coming from a short distance away. Never sounded like it was more than a few hundred yards away, but there was never a thing to be found. As soon as we got close, they'd move away, further into the jungle. Then once we returned to camp they'd be back where they were. Made it difficult to sleep at night."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"On top of this, once we were within a day's journey of the proposed ritual site, there began a drumming unlike anything I've heard before. It was deep, far deeper than I thought a drum could sound, and it could apparently be heard for miles around. Pipes, too, began to make themselves heard as we hacked our way through the jungle. Playing a tune that repeated itself incessantly."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">What did you see as you approached?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"As we reached the area, the jungle became thicker than anywhere I've known it. We could hear a great caterwauling and sounds of chanting as we got near to the site. Once we broke through the last great thickness of vegetation, we were greeted with a sight I don't think any of us will forget, much as we'd like to. I'm reasonably certain some of my men lost their minds there and then; they fell to their knees and we could not muster them for the fight. At least one man died of a heart-attack upon entering the clearing in which the tribe danced. I think shock claimed another."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Danced, Inspector?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"Yes, danced. They stood in a clearing in the jungle, up to their knees - for those that had knees - in water. A small pool had formed there, around an island in the centre. Well, those of us able to retain our wits set to work. We broke through into the clearing and spread out into a defensive formation, and several of the men loosed their crossbows before the order was given, though I can hardly blame them. The tribe looked as though it would put up a fight at first, but they realised quickly that the game was up. Many fell on their spears or cut themselves with their exotically poisoned blades, falling as though our mere eyesight was scything them down."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Were you able to learn anything from the corpses?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"Only that these men and women were quite possibly not human. Their fingers and toes were heavily webbed. Of course this can happen to humans, but not to this extent. On top of this, their eyes were filmy, like those of a fish."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"Many of them, especially the older among them, seemed to have oddly disfigured spines. They appeared hunched over, like their backbones were forcing them over forwards. Many of my men were sick at the sight of these creatures; we have to deal with a lot at the Brimhaven Port Authority, but nothing there was able to prepare us for this."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Were there any other clues at the ritual site?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"The oddest thing we found there was the thing they were dancing around. A bas-relief, a little shorter than a human's shin bone and as thick at its thickest point as a man's thigh, sat on this island in the middle of the lake. The figure it depicted... I don't know what it was. Imagine a fish possessed of arms and legs, with the eyes and mouth of a demon. It was like that, it belied some sort of human intelligence. Perhaps worse."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Sir Ronald Legrasse was unable to show me the bas-relief as it is currently being stored as evidence.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Were you able to discern any other clues from what you found at the ritual site? Such as the location of the missing lumberjacks?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"Sadly not. No other clues were to be found at the sight, and as yet we have no other major leads. The informant who led us to the cultists in the first place has yet to get back in touch with us."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Well readers, this would appear to be all we have for this week. I was unable to squeeze any more information out of Sir Ronald or anyone else at the Brimhaven Port Authority, though my investigation does not stop here. Needless to say people are now beginning to look up and take notice; the secrets shall soon be out, I feel. Sleep tight until then, Gielinor.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Tame Locke - Karamja Correspondent - The Gielinor Times

VARROCK MURDER VICTIM IDENTIFIED
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Last week the people were informed of a body that was discovered in Southern Varrock. After many dodged questions, the Varrockian City Guard released a statement confirming rumors of foul play.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"The cause of death has been confirmed," said the Varrock City Guard's spokesman during a public announcement. "The victim was bludgeoned with an unknown weapon."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The vitcim, identified as one Elizabeth Callahan, was a resident of Varrock's Southwestern slums. Miss Callahan had no known immediate kin and no apparent ties to any gangs within the city. Though her home was investigated, no evidence linked to the murder was found.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">When asked, the Guard's spokesman said, "Unfortunately, there's just nothing to go on.  No evidence at the scene, no evidence in the victim's home."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">During the same public announcement, Empress Katrina gave a speech concerning the investigation.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"We are not done with this.  Not until justice is served for this poor soul.  Anyone with information, no matter how small the detail, is asked to come forward immediately."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lia Blake Misthalin Correspondent – The Gielinor Times

HOLD-UP ENDS IN HANGING
<span style="color:rgb(118,113,113);">Beside the article is a bleak, desolate reach with a gallows in the forefront, from which two indistinct, thought definitely human shapes softly sway. A lone crow sits on top of the gallows, calling out in mourning

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">On Novtumber 8th, two thieves were hung in a private execution sanctioned by the Asgarnian government. The thieves are the most recent and the last in a line of deaths culminated by the duo, bringing the total up to 17. The two men, identified as Joseph "Joe" Minders and Jack Farcy, were feared by many shop-keepers and merchants. They earned a bloody reputation for murdering any witnesses or persons close to the areas they robbed.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The thieves, called the "Jack & Joe gang" by citizens, terrorized the more poverty-stricken areas of Falador and the smaller towns which lay in the outskirts of the city. In their six month career, they committed eleven robberies and murdered 15 people. They gained notoriety when the murder of Benjamin Spinders, aged 11, was made public by officials. Sir Kuir of the White Knights declared the death "one of the worst in the history of Falador."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">With the tension finally gone, shop-keepers and their assistants are breathing a sigh of relief. "It's like I can finally open my doors without wondering if it was going to be the last time I opened them." said George Parcy, 66. "I'm glad those bandits are dead. What they did was an abomination. No person, especially a child, ought to be killed because they were stocking boxes on shelves."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">George's assistant, Sarlow, was equally cheerful. "Every time a customer came inside, my heart would stop. I was so scared I was going to be killed."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The capture and execution of "Jack & Joe" happened almost by accident. A White Knight identified as Sir Ree happened to be, "in the right place in the right time." as he said. Sir Ree's heroic arrest included grabbing twine and making a trip-wire between two shelf-aisles. Once they were on the ground, Sir Ree beat them until they stopped moving. "I'm not a hero, I'm just a knight who did his duty. I hope I can continue to live up to those duties and provide for the well-being of my fellow citizen." he stated.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">With the two bandits finally dead, it seems the mercantile industry in Falador can continue forward. Shop-keepers are already noticing a rise in sales, according to George Parcy. "People were scared to come in. They didn't want to walk in on something and die. But it's all over now and people are coming back in. They're chatting and smiling and it's like the old times."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">If Mr.Parcy's observation holds true, Falador's mercantile industry is on its way to mending, which means more profit for the city. Overall, the sun in Falador seems to shine brighter in the shaded alleys and small roads. A feeling of security has returned to the land of sun and the city is happier. Thieves and ne'er-do wells best take a page from this lesson in Faladan history and learn that crime never pays.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dana Hayes - Asgarnian Correspondent - The Gielinor Times

A DEAD MAN IN MY GARDEN!
<p class="MsoNoSpacing">For months, people have been reporting sightings of the undead roaming about the central Kandarin region. Not in the same way as the horrid events of the undead assualt on the capital city, but in what appears to be a far less dangerous way. Reports of the unsightly returned range from chopping down local lumber, to mining stone from the Arandar Mountains. Strange as that sounds, it seems that there is knowledge of these seemingly sentient beings by the crown and Kandarin government. Though no document was found, Head Inquisitor Bailey Meeks was availible to state, "There is a peace treaty. I have seen it and handled it myself. It entails a peace between the Sellenos Tribes, and the Kingdom of Kandarin. It was signed by various members of the so called tribes, and a member of the Kandarin royal family. I have nothing else to disclose at this time."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Other incidents of the undead popping up seem to include tresspassing, as well as petty theft and even assualt in some cases. Most reports of the later tell of a confused undead subject, who acted hastily in what seems to be fear or confusion. Other reports tell of these ugly creatures poaching on land of known and established hunters, such as Taylor Bindings, whos stated, "I don't know what it was doing out there. Looked to me like it was trying to use a snare to catch itself a rabbit. Never knew them things ate rabbits. These are strange times, friend. I seen one them over by the river, mining a bunch of rock up for Saradomin knows what."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Further questioning led to a one Valentius Avendarr, a dormant mercenary currently housed in Ardougne. Speaking with him showed that the inner parts of the city seem unaffected by the undead, they seeming to stay away from large groups. As he said, however "They don't belong here, this world is ours .The world of the living. Icthlarin take them." It is quite clear that the average people are not welcoming of their unsightly neighbors.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Some people, however, seem almost welcoming of their new undead friends. Speaking with Seargent Rolf Rolferson via commorb, portrayed a more positive outlook on the undead. "They're out of the way, and we'll lose good men if we try. Plus, I have my sympathies for them. I'd not wish that fate on my own enemy, and I hope they find peace, Saradomin willing.", Rolf said. His remarks were not all positive, however. "I'm uncomfortable with them. It's odd and unnatural." This being said, Rolferson also shed a bit of light on who signed the hidden treaty. Stating that "His Majesty Oliver Cleeves, who -in his wisdom- created a peace treaty." Why was the treaty, and the very existence of the Sellenos, kept a secret?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Seeing that there are political walls around the subject, and the people's clear disdain for them,it begs the question. What exactly /are/ the Sellenos Tribes? What do they want, and why are they even here? In anycase, there is plenty of oddities to attempt to wrap your mind around.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">In Other News

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Random forest fires appear to be starting south of Ardougne, in randomised locations but always not too far from Le'Gaunt Manor, whilst it's shown they have no interest in destroying the land. The fires are magical in origin and reports indicate a distinct dull purple pair of eyes staring out from the flames at periodic times. Mages called in report the fires to be the cause of uncontrolled portal magic, the residual energies leaking back onto the surrounding forests.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Those responsible are yet to be identified.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Robert Hans - Kandarin Corespondent – The Gielinor Times

HOROSCOPES
Aquarius: Don't be afraid to negotiate to get what you want. Take control and make your dreams come true.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Aries: Make plans to travel to old, familiar locations. New beginnings will rejuvinate you.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Cancer: Voice your opinions and follow through with plans that will point in a rewarding direction.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Capricorn: Take some personal time and travel. You'll discover people, places and activities that make you feel alive.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Gemini: Emotions are on the rise. Engage in activities that are conducive to love and romance.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Leo: A sudden change in your financial situation will encourage you to make personal improvements.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Libra: Getting involved in an unusual group or situation will be enlightening. Now is the time to branch out.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Pisces: Your polished and precise way of presenting yourself and your abilities will lead to an interesting turn of events.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Sagittarius: Be willing to compromise and strive for equality. A change of heart will lead to happiness.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Scorpio: Weigh the pros and cons of your motives. Making a lifestyle change may not be easy, but it will be rewarding.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Taurus: Plan to have a good time. Your actions will make a difference. Keep in mind that you don't need to overdo it to have fun.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Virgo: Take part in events that will broaden your horizons. If you pay attention and work hard, you'll make some fascinating discoveries.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Madame Sibella - Horoscope Writer – The Gielinor Times

A CHAT WITH THE COMMANDER
Today, I had the pleasure catching up with and conducting an interview with Sir Bool Cowbra of the White Knights. I met the handsome commander in a pristine meeting room over a very nicely polished desk. Sir Bool, approaching middle-age, appeared youthful and energetic through-out the interview and his twinkling eyes told of a man devoted to citizen and soldier alike.

"How do the White Knights operate exactly, Commander?" Sir Bool wasted no time in responding to my question, smiling broadly as he did so. "We operate in many different ways to help Asgarnia. It can be by doing a simple patrol through the city of Falador, or responding to a band of raiding pirates down in Port Sarim."

"Fascinating! How exactly do the White Knights train for this and for other situations?" I asked him. "There are many different training methods we go over for each and every rank. Training within the order is not only physical, but mental as well. We ensure that all knights are up to standard in all possible situations. Physical training can be very intense and can include mock-battles, running laps, lifting weights, and even small things such as cooking field rations properly for large groups of men and women on the field."

I was very interested in the way they perform and asked further. "Has the way you train or function changed since the return of Saradomin?" Sir Bool, still more put together than any general I've ever seen, replied to this merrily. "A lot of changed since his return. Most noticeably, our tactics and weapons. Previously, we were an all-melee group, but we had the opportunity to transition over to taking advantage of wizards and archers within the order since the Battle of Lumbridge. Religious tolerance has gone down a lot in the order and we now have higher and more strict requirements that adhere to Saradomin's will. We've also lost thousands of dutiful men and women.

So we are recruiting much, much, more in hopes of leading everyone to the light clarifying any confusion they may have amongst Saradomin."

I nodded at his excellent response and continued. "How do you plan to protect Falador and deal with a fractured Asgarnia?" His calm smile never faltered. "Well, we are already protecting Falador and have been doing so for more than a hundred years. As for a fractured Asgarnia-..." He paused for a second, collecting his thoughts. "We do not recognize those unorganized lunatics who wear wooden crowns about and march ahead of their army of cow-hide armored boys. Some may claim to have authority other the kingdom, some may be more professional than others, but so far they've not caused much harm to the people of Asgarnia, the economy, or the average lifestyle."

Our eyes remained firmly locked as he went on. "Port Sarim is still thriving with trade, the farmlands near Rimmington are rich with smiling farmers doing their jobs. The citizens know the White Knights and Saradomin have their backs, so neither of us will be changing our ways to conform to false thrones anytime soon."

I glanced at the time and realized our time was almost over. "One last question, Commander. What is the current standing of the White Knights with the Kinshra and are tensions higher now that both respective gods have returned?" Sir Bool nodded at this question, smiling as he does. It seems he was proud to answer the question as he did. "We haven't seen or heard of the Black Knights since they ran off as they watched their god fall before Saradomin. Tensions are basically the same. Daquarius and Remus are just doing what their boss says, as are we, which means nothing is more personal than before. Tensions were probably higher in 164 than they are now, but there's no doubt about them raising up to that level when the globe starts to feel more heat from the new God Wars." After this, he both had to leave. We wish him luck.

Dana Hayes - Asgarnian Correspondent

<u style="font-size:15px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;">EQUIPTMENT OF THE EAST
Recently, with the increased trade with the Wushanko Isles, more and more odd looking combat gear has been appearing on the backs of adventurers throughout Gielinor. The people of the east have a very different set of designs and themes for their armour.

A very popular set of Eastern armour goes by the name of Tetsu. Its golden varnish can’t be missed on the backs of approaching mercenaries. The armour consists of quilted plates unlike any Western armour.

I paid a visit to the city of Lumbridge and spoke with a combat instructor there. She claims that, “the armour is light and quite resistant to almost all slashes. It lacks in protection from stabs though, and its appearance is just Saradomin-awful ugly!”. Although I do agree that the armour looks similar to a Karamjan monkey that fell into a wooden plank factory while being devoured by scoprions, I would have to say that its lightweight structure makes it ideal for quick-footed soldiers. Blacksmiths all around Gielinor are working on mimicking the Tetsu armour, and giving it a self-respecting appearance so our strong-hearted warriors of Gielinor actually want to wear it. So watch out, iron-clad brutes! There may be a new age of equipment just over the horizon.

Sigfred Kronich - Columnist - The Gielinor Times

KANDAR KING DEAD
Vectis Vekon, patriarch of the Vekon family and former King of Kandarin died three days ago after passing away peacefully during the night.

Understandably unable to obtain interviews with the late Vectis’ family, we turned to you, the people, to evaluate and discuss his reign and his life: which retuned mixed feedback.

Most high Kandarin officials who worked closely with Vectis described him as a meaningful person – Someone who simply wanted to offer his subjects a nice, peaceful life. However this view was not shared by some of his former people.

Marien Battersby, druid priestess of a small druid faction in the forests of Kandarin described him as an “uncaring, dominating overlord who wanted to shape the kingdom into a so called greatness without thinking about what his subjects really wanted.” She later explained herself, revealing that she was affected by the king’s anti guthixian druid law which ended in her two sons being brutally murdered in a Kandarin lead attack to ‘purify’ the lands.

On the other hand, former archmage of Kandarin: Aranitus Aren couldn’t speak fondly enough of the former king. Describing him as a man who  was “quite ruthless in his handlings of situations” yet “always wanted to make his kingdom better”.

We also caught up with the former Count of Draynor, now Commander Logan Courval. “He was an interesting person” he began. “He obviously liked power; there was no doubt about that. He came to Draynor demanding entrance to the portal sight – When my guards refused; he showed a warrant from Empress Katrina which I later found to be forged.” He continued. “But I suppose his interests were just to get some intel so he could protect his kingdom, possibly. Who knows?” he concluded.

After all that, we can conclude that while a dominating force in Gielinor: the former king of Kandarin had some genuine wants to protect his people – however his morals possibly lacked considerably in his methods of protection.

The Gielinor Times sends their kind regards and respects to the Vekon family and relitives: feeling sorry for their loss – While also thanking everyone who assisted in this article.

Esmeralda Salmassi - CEO and Editor – The Gielinor Times

<u style="font-size:15px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;">THE AVAILABILITY OF LIBRARIES
Every now and then, the educated classes - the class that can read (lucky you!) enjoys a good book. What is problematic is that outside of the local libraries, extensive collections of detailed source documents rarely exist. The classic novels of our time, Legend of the Brothers and The Tale of Scorpius have been replaced with more 'practical' dull, dry manuals for everything from baking pies to drawing portraits.

This would not be a problem if many of these books remained available to the public. Large printing agencies such as the Gielinor Times try to remedy this problem, but their production capacity is limited by the profits they can produce for each reprinting. Libraries across the world are another source, though in these times a somewhat limited one due to their location.

Libraries are mainly found in castles, behind locked gates and stone walls (courtesy of the new God Wars), or behind the shuttered windows and closed doors as part of a private collection. This exclusiveness, though it does prevent knowledge from being destroyed, similarly prevents it from reaching the minds and eyes of the masses where ideas can propagate. This deprivation of ancient knowledge is now supplemented by self-help, self-teach books that does not fully provide the broadening of literary horizons that expands the imagination.

One of the many ways we could solve this vacuum of information is to begin copying and distributing documents across the world, to make them easier to access to peasants seeking meaningful works. This would circumvent the badly-needed defense of important strongholds, while allowing the information glued to scrolls or inside of books to flow freely onto the shelves of the able-minded. Associated with this could be the gradual lowering of defenses in areas not under immediate threat to allow more people to retrieve good knowledge.

COURVAL PROMOTED
The military of Misthalin has recently gone through a change of hands, due to reasons unable to be commented on. Logan Courval, former Count of Draynor Village, has been set in place as the new General. "I've gained a lot of skill and experience from the recent Battle of Lumbridge.  So I put myself forward."

Along with this change in command comes several changes in the way things are handled, including the addition of the City Guards into the military regime. "Now there's a line of communication all the way through." The Knights of Varrock, however, remain separate from the Misthalin military. "I trust Logan's judgement, don't get me wrong," said the Empress. "I just feel more comfortable keeping my Knights separate.  They protect my family specifically.  I want them focused on that job first and foremost."

Plans for an update in military training are also underway, according to General Courval. Soldiers will learn to work together in totally new situations with totally new people. Regiments will be mixed together and expected to handle unusual situations without outside help.

When asked about the effects these changes should have on the people, General Courval said, "I don't want them to feel vulnerable or alienated.  I just want them to know that their protection is genuinely the top of my priorities."

The Gielinor Times thanks Empress Katrina and General Courval for their time and willingness to speak about these changes.

Lia Blake - Misthalin Correspondent - The Gielinor Times

<u style="font-size:15px;font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;">THROUGH FRACTURED GLASS - PART 5
"Sweetness!  You're just in time.  Mommy made cookies!"

Alistair stood dumbfound at the door for a few breathless moments. Then, clutching the metal make-shift weapon, he walked further inside. In the center of the room a table stood much taller than she, or even Alistair, resembling a table one might find in a giant's home. A stool stood near it, forming a sort of over-sized ladder to the tabletop.

"They're on the table.  Be careful, sweet.  They're hot."

Nodding, Alistair jumped onto the stool and climbed his way up- already expecting something awful to greet him.

When he reached the top of the stool he could just barely see over the table's edge. The tray of cookies looked completely normal, aside from the fact that each was as big as his head. Chocolate chip cookies, fresh from the oven.

As he drew nearer, the scent of their freshness took the air, completely filling the room. The woman walked to the table, and as she did, her body grew taller and taller until she stood at the table as if it were a normal size. She looked down on him with a giant smile and waited.

All too distracted by the scent of fresh baked cookies and his own hunger, Alistair never even noticed that the woman had, indeed, become a giant. He took a cookie in both hands and immediately bit into it. It was sweet and warm and perfect- and then...

All across his hands and around his mouth, a creepy-crawly sensation began. He dropped the cookie and turned around with an unsettled expression to look at the woman. As the cookie dropped, it burst into a mass of beetles that skittered across the table and down to the floor.

The woman frowned and leaned in closer, bringing her face nearer to his small figure.

"Is something the matter, sweetness?"

Alistair turned and ran, desperate to escape the house; to escape the strange world he'd fallen into. But before he could even reach the edge of the table, the woman blocked his path with one large hand. Something changed in her face, and what motherly visage might have been there was long gone.

"You're not my sweetness!  You're not my boy!" She bellowed at him in absolute rage.

Panic took him over, so strong that for a few long, vital moments he was absolutely still. The moment he managed to gather himself, however, he turned back around and tried to dart off again.

The woman shouted again, shaking the room with her giant voice. She reached down and plucked him up from the table with two fingers, bringing him up against her face. Though he flailed his arms in weak attempts to get away from her grasp, it was all in vain.

"Where's my sweetness?" Her eyes crossed as she looked at his tiny form in her fingers and she grimaced.

"I-..I don't know!"

"You killed him!  You miserable beast!  You killed my little boy, didn't you?!" She wailed, so sure her boy was dead. And in a place like this, who knew for sure?

To Be Continued...

Lia Blake - Columnist - The Gielinor Times

NEW CHURCH CAUSES POSSIBLE THREAT TO ANGLIA AND GIELINOR
With the birth of the Anglian Kingdom, Gielinor also welcomes another new arrival into its arms: The Deistic Church of the Three Great Benevolents.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Deistic Church of the Three Great Benevolents takes the best bits from Guthixian, Armadylean and Saradominist faiths; combining them into one codex of various teachings to provide stability and “a better life” one man explains.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The church is currently mainly located in Anglia as its default faith: lead by his holiness, Magnus; formerly known as Magnus Godwin, member of the Godwin House. The church also has a branch in Varrock, Misthalin – However unable to obtain the role of default faith.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Its birth has been both successful and, to some, concerning. Successful in the respect that it has obtained the role of default faith in Anglia and has begun making foundations in Misthalin; however some believe that its arrival may cause unwanted god conflict in and around Anglia.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A woman from Draynor, who wished to remain anonymous, stated her views on the matter. “It’s god wars 2.” She began. “What if Armadyl and Saradomin fight each other? What then? Who’s to say that they won’t target it’s supporters for being unfaithful or disrespectful as they’ve tried to counter the gods power?” she continued. “He’s playing with the power of the gods, now. That’s risky enough.” She concluded. When asked to comment, his holiness denied all possible concerns; stating that they will try their best to not offend the gods involved in the church and condemn all power-struggles.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">In the event at which a follower of The Deistic Church of the Three Great Benevolents needs to pray, his holiness explained that the follower in question would pray to the god that “best fitted the situation.” It is unclear if The Deistic Church of the Three Great Benevolents codex defines which god to be better in which situation, or if the follower may choose which god to pray too.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">To some, this church is a “great thing” that will provide “lost souls a place to call home”. To others, it’s a risky affair and possibly to others, a battle waiting to happen.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Esmeralda Salmassi - CEO and Editor – The Gielinor Times

PUBLIC LIBRARY PLANS UNFOLD IN VARROCK
Developers plan to begin construction in the coming months on the Ptolemy Dean Library, a gleaming three-story library that represents the latest step in Misthalin's road to a better life for its people.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The project, first proposed by the Empress one year ago, boasts to be the largest public library in Gielinor to date, and its purpose is aimed squarely at providing a wealth of knowledge world-wide.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">“Knowledge is our greatest gift,” said Empress Katrina. “We need a place to celebrate it, that isn't locked away behind Palace doors. This library is the first of many new establishments to come and I think it’s an exciting building block for all the good things happening in Misthalin.”

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The library will be named after well-known Misthalin citizen and retired Museum Curator, Ptolemy Dean, for his efforts in protecting the people of Varrock and preserving the history of Misthalin during the Worshipper Occupation.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The library's development group includes Enchantments By Bordeleaux, the Arrav Group of Misthalin and Vecerati Development Company.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The library is the first phase of a large-scale effort, the ambitious attempt to improve Misthalin's quality of life that the Empress first proposed before the Battle of Lumbridge. The After-Battle rebuilding in Lumbridge has put a hold on the library's construction, but the plans remain solid and Empress Katrina is eager to get the project underway.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Empress said, "It's been a long wait, but well worth it.  When the construction is finished, I believe the library will be a beacon of hope to the people.  We've had our troubles, but things are going to get better."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Solid plans for a grand opening cannot be commented on so early into the project, but the Empress has confirmed that there will be a small ceremony to honour Ptolemy Dean when the library's doors officially open.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lia Blake - <span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:107%;">Columnist – The Gielinor Times 

ANGLIAN KING CROWNED
As I’m sure you’re all aware, Varis Grey, CEO of Grey Corporations and former King of Asgarnia announced the formation of the Anglia Kingdom: reinstating his Kingship title. The world went into a buzz as very mixed feelings arose about the new and former king. <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Since his downfall, Grey has “regretted” his decision of abdicating to Kandarin and, to some, causing the political mess that Asgarnia is now in. In an interview, he expressed his feelings towards Asgarnia; saying that he has always regretted it and wished he didn’t abdicate: claiming it was the “wrong decision.”

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">He claims that, after failed attempts at working with The White Knights to reform Asgarnia: he and his associates resorted to taking the land they own and forming the Kingdom of Anglia; currently housing Rimmington and Monvallis.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As well as a new kingdom, Varis also has taken a leap into unchartered waters and changed the default religion within Anglia to The Deistic Church of the Three Great Benevolents: a new church that selects the ‘best’ bits from Guthixian, Armadylian and Saradominian faiths.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">When asked to comment on if the new king had any concerns around the new church bringing unwanted god conflict to Anglia, he replied in a calm tone, claiming that he had no concerns.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Be sure to read on to our article about The Deistic Church of the Three Great Benevolents; going in depth as to what concerns Anglia claim to not see.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Esmeralda Salmassi - CEO and Editor – The Gielinor Times

HOROSCOPES
Aquarius: Your thirst for knowledge will lead to engaging conversations and research that will help you mastermind some big plans. Mingle and ask questions.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Aries: Slow down and take a moment to look before you leap. Take precautions and don't say or do something that you might regret. A false sense of security should be discouraged.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Cancer: Work hard and finish everything you do. Your ability to get the jobe done will result in more opportunities. Don't let your productivity suffer, give it your best.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Capricorn: Attend events that will help you reconnect with your past. Invite change and offer suggestions. Follow your heart wherever it may lead.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Gemini: The opportunity to try something new or to give and old idea a new twist will prove enlightening. Exploring new possibilities or gathering information that will help you get more.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Leo: Show everyone how much fun you can be this week. Get involved in activities that have a creative or unusual twist. Brave whatever storm you face and don't back down.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Libra: Keep your life simple. Accept the inevitable and work on a stable, sensible project. Keep your head down. You deserve a treat, not a headache.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Pisces: Make subtle alterations that ensure safety. A supportive individual will point you in the right direction. Be sure to pay attention.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Sagittarius: Strive for simplicity, moderation and order. Impulse will be the enemy, unless it is confined to the privace of your home.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Scorpio: Watch your spending and stay within budget. Get everything in writing, not everyone will be looking out for your best interest.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Taurus: Plunge into whatever interests you wholeheartedly. Particitpate in activities or events that will allow you to use your skills, creativity and charm to connect with people who can enrich your life.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Virgo: A project that interests you will have its problems, but also its advantages. Filter through your options and take what works for you.

SERIAL KILLER STRIKES AGAIN
On the morning of Novtumber 21st, authorities made a grizzly discovery in western Falador. What they found brought the death count of a new, but already infamous, serial killer to thirteen. In a small home, authorities allegedly came upon the appendages and limbs of a family of four.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A guardsman who spoke under anonymity described the scene as, "Messy. There were arms and legs on the floor, lined up to make the horned symbol of Zamorak. Blood was smeared around on the floor too, and on the walls. It looked like some sort of writing or code, but none that I could read." He added, "The torsos were lined up to make out a 'Z'. I never thought there could be so much blood and gore outside of a battlefield."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Sir Kuir of the White Knights identified the family to the public as the Filkinsons, who were known in western Falador for their potter shop. But one pressing issue which Sir Kuir could not give a definite answer to was why only four bodies were found, when the Filkinsons were a family of five. In response to the question, Sir Kuir replied, "While I cannot say for sure why he took the youngest Filkinson, James [aged 7], it is my belief he took the boy as a hostage. The Falador Guard has been very hot on his trail and it is to my understanding that they have this serial killer boxed in - even now, they tracking this man down. And this villain very likely knows he is about to be taken down and probably took the poor boy for his final stand."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Residents are frightened and many have begun once again to lock their doors at night. Yulissa Rolins, a mother of three, said her family was "Very scared. The little ones don't know what's going on exactly but they know to be scared. Pallow, my husband, is away at work as a lumberjack most of the day. So we stay at home just sitting there, scared. I try to keep my children entertained, but they're scared."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">But both the White Knights and the Falador Guard have assured the public that the situation is gearing down. "He's running out of places to hide." Said Sir Kuir. "He's scared and frantic for time. I believe, with a bit of luck and Saradomin's blessing, we can have this serial killer captured within a week's time. I pray to Saradomin this man gets the wisdom to surrender - the last thing the White Knights want is another corpse."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Residents and authorities remain hopeful. Everyone in the city is waiting for the day when the final showdown comes. Whether this Zamorakian killer comes through it dead or alive, time will tell.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dana Hayes - Asgarnian Correspondent - The Gielinor Times

THROUGH FRACTURED GLASS
"I didn't!" Alistair cried, kicking and swinging his arms in a desperate attempt to escape her grip.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">But the giantess would not be convinced, and she began to stomp toward the pitch black of an ominous doorway. As they passed out of the kitchen, the warmth and light left the place and Alistair found himself being dragged through an inky black shroud.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">At long last, after many grumbles from his captor and a sinking feeling of being watched by thousands of tiny eyes, his sight was once more assaulted by a blinding light which took him a fair bit of time to adjust to.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As he blinked away the stinging sensation, he found that the giantess had brought him into a sort of parlor. Giant plush chairs beset with pink and green velvet were set about a grand fireplace and several bookcases, all lined with descriptive guides to roasting pig, were built into the walls. A door, which he could only assume lead back into the forest he'd been so ready to escape, stood locked opposite the fireplace.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The giantess took a seat on one of the pink velvet chairs and dropped Alistair into a basket which sat precariously on the edge of a tall end-table. The basket was filled with various sewing and knitting utensils and Alistair let out a yelp as he was jabbed in the back by the safe end of a pin.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"You're going to sit right there," the giantess boomed at him. "You're going to sit right there and think of what you've done!  Oh my poor boy..."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">She whimpered unhappily and she picked up one of her books, which had been sitting next to his make-shift prison. Alistair watched in silence as she flipped through the worn pages and bellowed now and again about proper seasonings, as if she were reading all about her lost child.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">For hours, she continued to grieve and quite often, to pity herself, until finally her eyes became heavy and she slipped off into a rather noisy sleep. Alistair saw his chance.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As he struggled to climb out of the basket, Alistair thanked his good fortune. Her snoring masked his yelp as he tumbled out onto the tabletop and he was soon to his feet and searching for a way down. Spotting a line of yarn which hung out of the basket, he gave it a good tug and began lowering it over one side of the table. Once he'd gotten the yarn as far down as it would go, he climbed over the side of the table himself and slowly inched his way down toward the floor.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">His line of yarn was too short to reach the floor, but long enough that he felt safe, and so when he reached the bottom of the line, he let go and dropped with a thud onto his back. The giantess stirred above him but did not wake, to his relief. In a moment, Alistair was on his feet again, and running directly toward the locked door.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">There was no way he could reach the lock, nor did he want to waste his time trying. He dropped immediately onto his stomach and began wriggling and squeezing himself under the doorway. The task proved difficult, but not impossible as he dug his way out of the giant's home. Once he was out, however, he wished to be back in.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">To Be Continued...

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lia Blake - Columnist – The Gielinor Times

MAGNUS GODWIN FOUND DEAD
The former leader of The Deistic Church of the Three Great Benevolents: his holiness Magnus Godwin, was found dead in the main church’s clock tower by Dean of the Basilica. Godwin was found after a successful suicide attempt via the method of hanging himself.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">“It was so unexpected” the Dead commented. “He was so proud of his work, after crowning his royal highness The King of Anglia, he was planning such big things.” he continued.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Volunteers at the church blame his suicide attempt on The Gielinor Times after publishing a ‘misleading’ article last week where The ‘Times claimed that the arrival of the church “may cause unwanted god conflict in and around Anglia”.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The ‘Times’ CEO and Editor, Esmeralda Salmassi, had this to say:

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">“While my article could be seen as one sided in the strength of the assumptive content, I stated both the good and the bad of the church whilst outlining a possible serious attribute that, I believe, should be considered highly.”

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">It is obvious that Salmassi’s article posed no intentional threat or attack to the church, however, the Misthalin Government summoned The Gielinor Times to a court appearance to settle the matter. A few days after the court appearance had been issued, Commander Courval of the Misthalin Military and His Royal Highness Emperor Relius of Misthalin – Fiancé of Empress Katrina – were seen entering the basement of the church and speaking to Godwin.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Witnesses say that they overheard the conversation and described it as “heated, but not violent”. They later stated that the Emperor attempted to arrest Godwin, however after being reminded that he has no power in Anglia, Courval has been reported to of sent a letter to King Varis requesting the immediate arrest of Godwin and his transportation into Misthalin’s borders for a fair trial.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As far as we know, Courval has postponed the trail until further notice. Either that meaning until The Deistic Church of the Three Great Benevolents appoints a new patriarch, or something else, is currently unknown.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">What will happen to the church is also unknown. As far as we are aware, no new patriarch has been assigned to replace Magnus Godwin – Suggesting the church may, possibly, be closing down.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">John Albert - Anglian Correspondent - The Gielinor Times

ANGLIA CHANGES ANGLE - NEW MANAGEMENT AND MORE
The Times was able to reach out to the highest Anglian officials. From the death of King Varis to the economic plans of the Duke, all is included. I started my interview with Duke Caradoc Godwin of Burthorpe, who was more than happy to let me in. The energetic eyes of the Duke were centered on me. They held in them wishes for a stronger people and flourishing trade, but worry too.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As I sat down, I began my first question, "I understand that you have been appointed Duke of Burthorpe. How did this change happen and what do you intend to do to better Burthorpe?"

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Duke Godwin smiled and replied lengthfully but easily, as the words flowed out his mouth like liquid down a stream; "I was earmarked to be Duke of Burthorpe by King Varis, but he sadly passed before my appointment and so I was appointed by his successor, King Corvus. It came about due to my particular suitability for the role, a long standing and loyal Asgarnian Baronial family, the Godwins. My brother's death perhaps elicited some pity in my favour, in all honesty.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">As for plans for a better Burthorpe, I see a region facing two issues. Its goods are not being sufficiently traded and its security is still threatened by both the trolls to the north and, as your readers may well know, certain parties who have frequently enjoyed the prospect of invading this fair Duchy. I hope to consolidate the Duchy's economic resources into a trading company which will take our goods around the world, and generate wealth for the region. As for security, I am reforming the great Imperial Guard in order to bolster the defence of my citizens and secure Burthorpe for the Asgarnian people."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I listened, but something stood out - the mentioning of boosting the military. "There are rumors about friendly relations between Anglia and the Empire of Gielinor breaking down. Would you care to elaborate on these rumors?” Duke Godwin nodded, as if he had heard this question echoed before. He replied again in the same, smooth manner as he did before. ”There's a natural rivalry between Asgarnia and Kandarin that has existed for some time, and I believe that plays a part, however majoritatively it's the hegemonical nature of the Empire to blame. When an Empire militaristically enforces its will over so large an area, especially whilst repressing and enslaving several other races of humans, we can naturally be wary of the potential threat posed. Troops have marched here and set up both puppet regimes and installed dictators. We don't wish to suffer such grievances again. It is not a case of being enemies, we merely do not wish to see the mistakes of the past repeated.”

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I questioned further, eager to know more about what would be done with the Empire from this scathing viewpoint. "And what do you plan to do about the Empire, with Burthorpe only blocked off by the west Asgarnian mountains? Do you intend to cut off all ties and blockade Kandar trade or try to maintain friendly relations?"

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Duke Godwin replied cooly, ”We're still maintain our blockade, I believe - that's the King's will. Misthalin have opened their borders, however. In all, we want to stick with those friendly nations and avoid any potential threat from the west. This does not mean isolationism, and I already enjoy a good professional relationship with Duchess Aralyn of Yanille. A diplomatic solution is preferred rather than the course of war.”

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Isolationism was deeply rooted within Monvallis. How was it faring now? "You mentioned isolationism. During King Varis' rule, the isolation sustained from Monvallis was rather toned down. Do you intend to completely end the isolation and open up Burthopre as it was pre-Monvallis?" Duke Godwin, never at a loss for words, replied, "As I said, Burthorpe is a very rich region in terms of natural resources and isolationism genuinely is not healthy to our economy. I hope to spread Asgarnia's gifts across the globe so that all can be prosperous, us so in terms of coin, and those buying from us in terms of resources they've bought from us. Burthorpe is very much Asgarnia's second city, and whilst I'd like to see Falador within the Anglian fold, the White Knight stratocracy there is resistant to unity on good terms. Thus, I hope to polish Burthorpe, so that this diamond in the rough can be the star of Asgarnia."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I smiled at Duke Godwin, nodding. "Very interesting. I will make sure to keep an eye on the progress of Anglia. My last question doesn't pertain to the duchy itself - it is a rather personal one but I know my readers have been waiting for some answer or resolution. Can you give any comment on the death of your brother, Magnus?"

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">This was the first time Duke Godwin's smile faltered and it broke, turning into a sad, reflective, frown. My brother's death was a terrible tragedy. He had grown depressed after your editor, Mrs. Salmassi, released an article which had an accusatory tone towards the Church. Soon after, he was almost arrested by the Misthalite Emperor on falsified charges. Magnus confided this in me before... taking his own life. He was a very good man, and without him, the world would be a different place. I believe Magnus did this in order to protect the Alliance he had forged, the Entente, before this spurious trial threatened it, as well as to relieve himself of a great many burdens. At any rate, the way that the Emperor marched onto our soil and threatened my brother... shocking. I'm not sure if Katrina was even told. My eyes widened in shock. These were very grave accusations. Surely, there might be vengeance? "This is very shocking indeed. I know I said that was to be my last question, but now I have to ask - will there be any retaliation for Misthalin?" Duke Godwin, level-headed as he is, shook his head no. That would be reckless and dangerous. There's no need to pursue a vendetta. I just think my brother was unjustly taken and that the Emperor is... partially to blame.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I got up from my chair, smiling and thanking him. "I see, I see. Well, this has been a wonderful interview. I hope that we're able to speak again soon. The world is eager to know more about Anglia." I left the remarkable castle and was promptly escorted to the King himself, where I found he sat relaxed on his throne. King Corvus was a young man, his grey eyes centered on me, looking me over like a hawk. Slowly, I drew closer, and we exchanged formalities. The interview began. “Well, for my first question, I would like to ask about your father King Varis. How did the reknown king die and when?” King Corvus responded slowly, almost sadly. ”Varis was-….quite old. He had been heaving heart and back problems for quite some time. As it happened, he fell in Taverley and died shortly thereafter. Many people are worried that I poisoned him. I had-…and have, no intent of harming my family.” King Varis was a very peculiar man who is known almost all over the world. I decided to press further about him. ”I have heard that the nation is in mourning. What would you say is the most remembered act of your father?” ”Varis was a great man. He ruled almost every county on this continent. I think what he did best, was re-unite Asgarnia. A splintered empire, now re-united.”[/i] King Corvus’ eyes shined whenever he mentioned unifying. ”With the exception of Falador. There exist claims that Anglia would like to absorb Falador and complete the Asgarnian map. Would you care to elaborate on these claims?” King Corvus frowned at this and replied very seriously, ”I have no want to do that. Falador has been the fall of many empires. I don’t want it to be the fall of mine. I’d also like to speak of something else; people think I am a stark-raving dictator. Yes, I abolished the senate. I did it because it streamlines the ruling process and allows decisions to be made quicker and easier. With his seriousness, I decided to ask if he enjoyed ruling as King – perhaps the nobility do not like being noble. ”I see, I see. Do you like the recent changes of going from Prince to King? Do you enjoy your appointment?” At this, he smiled again and said earnestly but hurriedly, ”I do not mind being a ruler, no. But sometimes, I wish I was just a normal person. What keeps me is the people. They were poor, fragmented. A leader gives unity, peace, and wealth. And honestly, who wouldn’t want that for their homeland? I’m sorry, Miss Hayes, but I have to conclude there. I have a very important meeting to be at-…with the Empire.” We exchanged goodbyes and I left his palace. Thing in Anglia certainly appear to be changing with the new government, taking on a new angle and perspective.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dana Ray Hayes The Gielinor Times – Asgarnian Correspondent

DEAR READER
My dearest readers,

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">It was my hope, as well as our dear Editor's, to bring you information regarding the recent closing and re-opening of Misthalin's desert borders.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Unfortunately, neither the Empress, nor the Emperor could be contacted for an interview. Many questions are left unanswered, but rest assured that all is well within the Empire of Misthalin and the borders have been officially opened once more.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Trade continues as before, and the people are back to living life as normal.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">We at the Gielienor Times apologize for this lack of information and promise that it is not intended to happen again.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lia Blake - Misthalin Correspondent – The Gielinor Times

ADVENTURER'S HOME DESCOVERED?
Misthalin explorer’s set out on a voyage of the daring last month in a privately funded adventure in the hope to find new land for more resources as Misthalin’s resources are cut by the Battle of Lumbridge crater.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">In their search, they were successful at finding many small, uninhabited islands to obtain various minerals from – However one explorer noticed something rather strange…

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">It was odd, like a village raised from the deep sea  he began. Almost like one of those flying Citadels. He went on to describe it as “a town in the middle of nowhere, built delicately on the high rocks”.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">When the explorer’s reached the town, doing what explorers do: they explored. The island name was later found to be called Ashdale. Reports suggest Ashdale is small, only consisting of houses, a small market, a church, forge and docks. However, the explorers later found a very interesting monument.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The explorers reports suggest that the monument was carved from stone some number of years ago based on the descriptions of a human who “saved the town from the claws of demons”. Upon later research and comparison, the statue seemed to match the appearance of a young adventurer who appeared on the mainland; later becoming the infamous adventurer we all want to be today.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The explorers explained the reasoning behind their strongly backed theory.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">“The statue resembles an early version of the adventurer” they began. “We asked the villagers, read through their texts and it seems as if the adventurer has lived or still lives on the island today. We’re unsure if they still live in Ashdale, but we’re fairly certain by various pieces of evidence that the adventurer did once live in Ashdale before becoming the adventurer we all want to meet - maybe they were even born there!”

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Is Ashdale the home of The Adventurer? Or is this just another theory to add to the pile?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Esmeralda Salmassi - CEO and Editor – The Gielinor Times

ACADEMY OF NOT HEROES?
'' A frontal view of the Academy of Heroes, beatifully painted in sandy colors under a cobalt blue sky with one or two wispy clouds in the distance. Upon a closer look, the imposing structure of the Academy turns out to be fading and cracked, walls and gate decrepit. In front of the Academy's leftern wall, you see a couple of younger people fighting with dirty, 100% blood poisoning chance blades. Watching over them is a brute in nothing but a loincloth- in fact, quite an accurate rendition of Gonad Yaksplitter. Closer to the painter, over to the right of the picture stands a youth with fiery red hair performing an elaborately rude gesture toward the artist (and reader) ''

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Far out in the desert in what appears to be an old monastery lies the self-proclaimed Academy of Heroes. Supposedly for the education and betterment of knowledge and combat related skills, the Academy frequently fails in both these respects.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">First of all the education process is severely lacking. Teachers such as Baldor, a horrific barbarian encourage fighting among the students as 'duels' to test their abilities. The students themselves are so caught up in this system that they frequently challenge random strangers, and sometimes the other way around. This leads to what I have observed to be a violent atmosphere that can be dangerous for even a passing individual.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">This very atmosphere further stifles actual educational learning. Though there are a great many teachers at the academy (I estimate 1 teacher for every 2 students) classes are rare, as instead of sitting in classrooms, the many battles that they fight between themselves act as inefficient substitutes. Classrooms are empty, yet the dormitories and kitchens are full of fairly rude, inappropriate employed and enrolled persons. The library is filled with a spectacular collection of volumes, some dating back as far as the Third Age, and yet it typically is empty. This ambivalence towards actual education is dangerous, and further perpetuates the rowdiness of the Academy.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">These features might not even be that bad, perhaps the fighting actually does teach the students a thing or two. Yet the problem is the people themselves. Sure, there are those who try to actually teach and learn, and keep to themselves and provide support. These people are rare, and the majority of persons at the Academy are violent individuals who are uncaring of anything but their own wants and desires. Whether it be attempts to seduce women, or trying to bind others in demon contracts, or just trying to prove their superiority to others, the Academy of Heroes scarcely lives up to its name.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Yet the Academy does have its upsides. The library there is superb and is among one of the best I have ever visited. The beauty of the academy creates a pleasant environment in which studying can be completed, or a proper (though rare) duel may be held. The Academy has the best view in all of Gielinor from the top of its glittering bell tower, where you can see from Morytania to Misthalin. Most of the persons are generally friendly, and helpful despite their urges for combat. And even then this need to fight is natural for those in training to save the world (again). The Academy may not be full of Heroes, but it is filled with fairly caring people in a great environment where even children play. If one is looking to train, or even learn a little in the art of combat, the Academy is one of the greatest places to go; and even though violent, it is surely the safest.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Etna Williams - Columnist - The Gielinor Times

BANDOS IS DEAD
After six weeks of death and destruction, Gielinor yet again enters the silent zone of The God Wars after Armadyl rains victorious over Bandos in the second major phenomenon in God Wars 2.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Over the course of the battle, loyal followers to both Armadyl and Bandos assisted their god in collecting divine energy to power a new form of god weapon. The race to fuel these weapons was won earlier today by the winged lord Armadyl; resulting in a bolt of blue energy soaring across the sky of Falador, bringing Bandos' tower to the floor along with it's occupants: including Bandos.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Gielinor Times can confirm that Bandos, who throughout the course of this battle was also known as "The Beast": is dead - His remains lay just south of his now destroyed tower as adventurers and loyal followers to the beast gather in remembrance and to witness the product of their hard work.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">However, the question on everyone’s minds is, ultimately: What's next?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Armadyl has made it clear that his interest isn't totally in power; we base this off the fact that he has left the unused Divine Energy - that Bandos' followes collected -  in the middle of the small crater caused by Armadyl's weapon. Whether or not he will return for the energy is uncertain, however what is probable is that other gods and even human citizens will be strongly interested in what The Bird has left behind.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Roland O'Reilly - God Wars 2 Correspondent - The Gielinor Times

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Recently, the Kingdom of Misthalin was rocked with the shock of losing their beloved Empress Katrina. Though no specifics have been released about the late Matriarch's passing, it was well known that the Empress was suffering greatly from failing health.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Only days ago, the Empress' daughter Kylara Lansing was coronated as the new Queen of Misthalin. Though the throne would have traditionally passed to her brother, Caden Elysian, the Crown Prince abdicated early on.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Newly crowned Queen Kylara has already taken charge in a big way in Misthalin, not only renouncing the Kingdom's claim on the desert city of Al Kharid, but also abolishing her mother's long standing Senate. The Queen's nephew, Aaron Lansing, was named Crown Prince of Misthalin and Archduke of Varrock.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Along with receiving his new titles, Crown Prince Aaron was also charged by his grandmother with the care and raising of the young Princess Rhoslyn. It is not yet clear how the events have effected the little Princess.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The atmosphere around the Palace has been on the rise as of late, despite the all too recent passing of the former Matriarch of House Lansing. Along with the recent wedding of Crown Prince Aaron to his long-time fiancee, Morgan Concendo, the Palace is abuzz with celebration plans for Queen Kylara's upcoming birthday and preparations for a very special tea party hosted by young Princess Rhoslyn.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Gielinor Times staff sends their condolences to the Royal family, as well as well wishes for a future on the rise.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lia Blake - <span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:107%;">Misthalin Correspondent – The Gielinor Times 

NEW KINGDOM FOUNDED
Another week filled with Kandarin news. Even though Kandarin has branched back into the three kingdoms way of life, I am rather hopeful for this new era. It was a chilling morning when posters were nailed around the kingdoms of Arenvale and Ardougne. The posters were seemingly heartfelt, but stated, nonetheless, the Duchy of Paixgrove’s secession.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Paixgrove’s reasoning for secession was similar to Arenvale’s. Paixgrove’s leaders felt unsafe and felt that if they stayed within the Kingdom of Kandarin, the unstable kingdom would bring them their downfall. Even more so, the rumors of Queen Violet’s mysterious disappearance attract attention when they point fingers at the new King of Kandarin.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The Duchy of Paixgrove, like Arenvale, has gone through a successful name change into the Kingdom of Paixholm. With his new kingdom, King Arthfael Olivriar married his fiancé, Alexis Renderra, Countess of Catherby. The wedding seemed to bring a lot of joy and hope to their newfound kingdom, with Alexis Renderra being crowned Queen of Paixholm.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">However, as the Kingdom of Kandarin falls into the Kingdom of Ardougne, tensions seem to grow. King Rabican may be extremely bitter at these events, but will he act? Acting will do nothing but cause a bloody war for the people of Kandarin. Let’s not forget about Prince Axel Vekon… Will he act against his brother in-law, King Rabican, to take back the kingdom in the name of House Vekon? Who knows? Kandarin seems to be a pot of water resting above a high flame; when will the water boil over?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Ripley Alcott - <span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:107%;">Kandarin Correspondent – The Gielinor Times 

NEW MONARCH IN ARENVALE
It was no later than ten o’clock that cold night. The Forsworn of House Aren marched out of Aren Manor, as if going to war. However, with their Lord Commander at their head, they turned and faced the manor once again. This was a chilling sight, for even me to witness.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">People gathered around, but knew to keep their distance from the Forsworn. In fact, the Forsworn did not speak one word, they just watched. It was the most eerie thing I had ever seen. Screams were heard from inside the manor, but the Forsworn did not move. I continued to watch the scene for a good half hour, when the doors to Aren Manor flung open. The Lord Commander and another officer of the Forsworn ran up to meet the person exiting.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">It was obvious, then. I watched as Queen Aralyn was picked up by the Lord Commander and carried towards the Magic Guild. The rest of the Forsworn made a line on each side of their Lord Commander, protecting him and Queen Aralyn from any harm. I was left confused and, as the people’s Kandarin Correspondent, I wanted to know more.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">On the morning of the following day, I went to the Magic Guild to find out what happened last night. A pleasantly robed woman came to the door of the guild and allowed me entrance. I asked her if she knew anything, but all she could say was, “Marcus Aren has come to take what is his.” I asked her what that meant, but we were rudely interrupted by a disgruntled old wizard. I recognized him as Aranitus Aren.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Aranitus demanded to know what I was doing in his guild, so I simply stated my purpose. He seemed agitated with me and exclaimed that I should leave before he places me under arrest for disturbing the peace of the Magic Guild. I respected his wishes and left. With that, I was left even more curious than before. What the hell happened last night? Who is this Marcus Aren and why was Queen Aralyn escorted to the Magic Guild? I couldn’t leave it at that, so I continued my search for knowledge.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I came across a few Arvalian soldiers. I asked them if they knew anything of what happened last night and one of them told me, “Marcus Aren, King of Arenvale, has come to take his rightful place on the throne. There is no need to worry; King Marcus only wanted what is rightfully his.” I was not completely satisfied with his answer, but if the soldiers believe in King Marcus, maybe I should to? Hell, with how unstable every kingdom in Kandarin is currently, I am happy as long as we are not sent off to war.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">So, I was getting ready to seal my article and send it off to my employers when I heard a commotion outside. I went outside to witness Arvalian soldiers and guards, alike being stripped of their armor and weapons. I found this as quite peculiar, so I began asking questions. Several people said everyone was being fired and that Arenvale had no need for such trivial defenses. I was in bewilderment that this new king had the audacity to fire these men and women. What about the Ogres? What about King Rabican invading us? What about anyone else that decides to invade Arenvale? King Marcus must have a plan, but I mustn’t say more, for I do like my head on my shoulders…

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Ripley Alcott - <span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:107%;">Kandarin Correspondent – The Gielinor Times 

THE SPOILS
We owe thanks to those that give us gifts, however there is no such thing as a free lunch. Anything given is expected to be repaid in some way, and that applies to any gift.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">In every government in every country, there are those who 'earned' their positions through loyalty rather than ability. Whenever someone is appointed to a high ranking post, almost always they appoint those that have supported them, no matter their skills. This sort of distribution of jobs to the unworthy creates corrupt, inefficient government because those who can aren't those with power.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">It's no wonder that with rampant spoils to the supporters of an individual, that revolutions are possible. Instead of owing loyalty to the crown, or the people, those with these government handout positions owe their loyalty to those who gave them their jobs. This allows those in power to use their supporters for nefarious ends.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Take for instance the recent separation of Kandarin into three kingdoms. This was made possible by localized loyalty in the areas affected. Even though these people were appointed by the royalty of Kandarin, their ability to appoint the people to their jobs allowed themselves to set up their own pyramid of power and use it to separate themselves from those that would restrict it. Yanille's duchess could declare herself a queen, and Paixgrove's duke himself a king because their supporters did not derive their position or power from loyalty to the kingdom, but rather to a person.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The obvious solution would be to give less people the ability to appoint others. By placing one person in charge of all appointments, all those would owe loyalty to that person. This person in question would obviously be the leader or leaders of the country, to avoid conflict of interest or coups. This would hopefully make sure that those who are in positions of power would be those that would not abuse it for their own ends.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Etna Williams - Columnist – The Gielinor Times

DEMONIC RIFT FOUND IN VARROCK
Not long ago, Varrock found itself under threat of attack. In the Southeastern slums of the city, a demonic rift was discovered by several citizens in the upstairs of one of the ramshackle houses.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">After bravely fighting off the demonic creatures that escaped from the rift, the citizens informed the Royal family of the happenings. Help was sent for immediately and soon, many volunteers came to the aid of the city. Mages from the Yanille Mages Guild and Druidic Wardsmen applied their arts to helping the people of Varrock.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lead by Crown Prince Aaron, the volunteers soon met the terrible beasts in battle and were victorious. The victory was short-lived, however, as mere days later the threat returned in greater numbers. Again the defenders of Varrock met the demonic creatures in battle.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Mages, lead by Magus Concendo, created wards to seal the rift. Though the defenders were once again victorious, citizens of Varrock live from day to day in fear of what may come next.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"I just don't know what beastie I'll run into next," said one citizen. "That's what scares me the most."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Though the people of Varrock have faith in their leaders to protect them, the atmosphere of the city is without doubt, shaken. It can only be hoped that the worst is over now.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lia Blake - Misthalin Correspondent – The Gielinor Times

A WORLD OF SECRETS
Throughout history, many things remain a constant: Men, women, life, death - But most notably, there is one thing that lingers in the heads of creation; bringing both the most happiest feeling possible, but also capable of bringing down whole civilizations: Secrets.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">But who's to determine which secrets are okay to keep? Most believe it is okay to keep a secret in the context of a birthday or Christmas present: However, there is one time which keeping a secret can genuinely be the deciding factor in whether someone will live or die, essentially, the secret holder is the gatekeeper to the underworld: War.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A most notable example of keeping a secret in war is the recently ended God Wars Two phenomenon: The Bird and The Beast.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">In an interview with our very own Roland O'Reilly, Crown Prince Aaron Lansing announced that he may or may not have had 'moles', or 'agents' inside enemy lines feeding him and his army information. Should this be true, this may be why Lansing's faction of The Godless managed to win at a past battle for energy which hit the world with a buzz: making everyone see that The Godless may not be as weak as people believe.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Every kingdom, no matter the size or complexity of it, will always be watching each other and where possible, too, will try to place 'secret agents' behind their walls to leak information for the good of their own people.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">With the rest of The God Wars Two to come, I personally will find it interesting to see where people's true allegiance lays in the world.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Esmeralda Salmassi - CEO and Editor - The Gielinor Times

UPRISING IN FALADOR LEADS TO NEW GOVERNMENT
After a short period of relative peace and stability, the orderly Saradominist city of Falador fell victim again to a rebel uprising. The rebellion this time was staged and led by a man known simply as Vile, whose forces were able to overwhelm the government apparatus consisting of the White Knights and the paladin group, the Order of St.Rimmington's Sarothic church. The Saradominist coalition fell after a series of blunders, likely spurred by nervousness caused by an already openly existing challenge to their rule declared by fallen emperor Joseph Adalhard and a God Wars battle raging on just outside their walls.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The guard and knights were already on hyper-alert, concerned about halting the religious extremists from entering their city and beginning battle, as well as watching for the troops of Joseph Adalhard. Protecting the city from external threats led to an oversight; the Saradominists did not expect an internal revolt within the city walls and were thus unprepared to quell rebellion. As it currently appears, the rebels for the most part appear to be comprised of mostly civilians, but professional troops (either hired mercenaries or soldiers who aligned themselves to him) clad in blue armor also marched with him.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The revolution seems to have been staged during a training exercise coordinated by both the White Knights and St.Rimmington's Sarothic Church. While these government forces were making themselves combat-ready in the White Castle, the revolutionaries stormed the bridge in a wild flurry, intending to storm the castle. With the government already on edge, their forces immediately scrambled to halt the rebellion and prospect of siege. Archers rained down arrows on the armed rebels and boiling oil was also poured down to stop them. The revolutionaries held steadfast and continued trying to breech the castle. In the confusion of battle, the bridge was destroyed in an explosion and it currently remains a mystery whether this was due to the revolutionaries or was government work. Whatever the cause may have been, the rebels fought on.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">It was during this time that Vile, the aforementioned leader of the revolt, reached the portcullis of the castle and ripped it off, then bashing holes into the castle walls with his mace. With entrances created, the rebels rushed the castle, where the Saradominists were now left with nowhere to turn. Boxed in and out-numbered, they were easily overwhelmed as fighting spread to all areas of the castle. After a few hours, the castle was emptied of government forces.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">This left Falador in a state of panic and anarchy for several days, as leaders of the White Knights and St.Rimmington's Sarothic Church began negotiations with Vile. It appears no definite conclusion or agreement was made during this time, as the anarchy continued. The commanders did come to an agreement after several days of chaos reigning, with a somewhat unclear concordat.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">It appears that Vile is now the "leader" of Falador with Sir Amik and his famed council serving under him. Sir Bool Cowbra and Patriarch Dion Magnan are members of the council and it is unknown how much of their power has diminished. They still serve the city and retain some control but it appears ultimately that Vile is in charge. How much of this power Vile will choose to exert over the city also remains unknown for the time being.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">But for now, Falador is picking up the broken pieces as the city adjusts to another leader in a long line of short lived and unsuccessful reigns. The blue-robed paladins of St.Rimmingtons Sarothic Church set to work to repair the castle bridge and roads are being cleaned. Perhaps it is only another chapter in the expanding history of Falador.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Dana Hayes - <span style="font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;font-size:11pt;line-height:107%;">Asgarnian Correspondent - The Gielinor Times 

KANDARIN IN FIRING LINE?
This week, we address Kandarin as a whole. As most of Gielinor has noticed, Kandarin is the quietest country as of late. Three kingdoms have just been formed, yet there have been no true alliances made between the three kingdoms. Why is this? I even hunted for answers, but I spent most of my time in long lines waiting to get a stamp to gain access from Arenvale into Ardougne. Every time I needed to go to another kingdom, I always had to pass by Ardougne which, in turn, led me to receive a stamp each time in order to prove I was just a normal citizen…who knows? I do know I am buying me a boat when I get the funds.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Anyways, with two, out of the three human kingdoms, invaded by the gods, is it just a matter of time before Kandarin is next? Will I be doing a report on Saradomin versus Armadyl? I want answers to my questions, yet no one in this blasted country seems to be able to answer me. Maybe I should broaden my contact list in order to get some answers. Arenvale royals still will not see me for reasons unknown.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">So, the main topic at hand…is the whole of Kandarin secretly working together to come up with some form of device, or method, to stand up against the gods? Is this why Kandarin seems to be so level headed about the chance of a god attack? Although, some say we are too arrogant to think something like that could ever happen to us. I mean, we say we are the supreme country…or we used to before the split of the kingdoms.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Sadly, there is no Arvalian military to speak to… There is a militia in the Khazard region, but no definite military. As stated in my last article, King Marcus has gotten rid of the military. It baffles me a king will get rid of his military when there is a chance of a god attack and tensions between kingdoms are seemingly high. However, could we all be dooped? Is Kandarin really fighting with one another, or have the three kingdoms come to some secret conclusion?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">To save myself the trouble of waiting through a line, I decided to interview a local citizen of Yanille. I found her extremely amusing. I asked her was she afraid of the current god wars reaching Kandarin and she told me,

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"> “Wars are for insecure little boys who think the only way to prove they are right is by sticking a sword through another boy’s heart. I say, let the gods come. They will not affect my daily life. I have a god-proofed cellar, ye hear. I will gladly welcome any godless people into my cellar. Oh, and I can’t wait to find out what those big birds taste like. I heard Misthalites were eating them on a daily basis. They done told me that when one of those bird-men died, they would run out of their home and fetch its remains for dinner. I tell ye what, I cannot wait to try it fried.”

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I realize this may be offensive to some, but it was too funny to not put in this article. Also it appears Arenvale has gone godless; or, at least, the citizens have. Has the rest of Kandarin gone this way as well? I do know the current Queen of Paixholm is not fond of these gods, so maybe the entirety of Kandarin has something up their sleeve that we do not know about?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">With all that said, it still doesn’t change the fact that no public alliances have been made between the three kingdoms, so who truly knows what the future will have in store for us. The three kingdoms have been good to us thus far with no wars, so let us hope the gods do not fancy our soil either.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I also would like to leave you with a quote from Arenvale’s trusted magical advisor…

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">“It is because religion is stupid superstitious brainwashing @*!#  that makes you into an @$&#%!&.”

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">-Raiden Aren

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Ripley Alcott - Kandarin Correspondent – The Gielinor Times

NEW QUEEN MAKES DRASTIC CHANGES
Since taking the throne of Misthalin, Queen Kylara has made several changes to the way things are run, including removing the Senate her mother established early on during her rule. Some of these changes have citizens concered with the way their lives will be effected and questions are in need of answering.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"I don't think its going to have much effect on anyone," Queen Kylara said, when asked why she abolished her Senate. "By the time I took the throne, the Senate was nothing more than a glorified name.  They did nothing for the people."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">By the time the Senate was abolished, the only two members of the house were Gywn Val, representing the people of Varrock, and Elin Farshield, representing the people of Lumbridge. Senators representing the other cities of Misthalin had formerly resigned from their positions. "I don't expect any complaints from the former Senators," the Queen stated. "They weren't actively performing their jobs, what room have they to complain?"

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">But what does this mean for communication between the cities? Very little, according to the new Queen. "Nothing is changing in our communications.  The cities will still be represented by their leaders.  We're just cutting out the middle-man."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Along with her abolishing the Senate of Misthalin, the newly crowned Queen has also relinquished the Kingdom's hold on the desert city of Al Kharid, stating that the citizens of the city were no longer in need of Misthalin's supervision.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"They didn't want our help anymore.  The people took what they needed from us to get back on their feet, and then they got mad when we stuck around," Queen Kylara said. "So we left."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">The decisions of the new Queen have largely had no effect on the people of Misthalin thus far, but rumors float around the cities that Kylara has gone against her mother's wishes. The late Matriarch established both the Senate and Misthalin's hold on Al Kharid for the good of the people. Would she have approved of these changes?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">"My mother was a great woman," the Queen began, tears forming in her eyes. "And her acts as a Queen and Empress were good, just acts.  But I know that she meant for them to better the lives of her people, and recently, they have not been doing that.  The job of the Senate was largely ignored by those meant to be speaking for the people.  As for Al Kharid, they were uncomfortable with us.  She wouldn't have wanted that.  I believe my mother would have been proud of my choices.  I hope she would have."

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Lia Blake - Misthalin Correspondent – The Gielinor Times

HOROSCOPES
Aquarius: You may not like change, but it will be necessary to accept it this week. A romantic interest will develop swiftly, if you take the time to look out for it.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Aries: Take advantage of any opportunity you have to travel this week. Focus on friends and your creative endeavours.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Cancer: You will lack important details about a situation that is bothering you. Do whatever it takes to stay ahead of the curve. Don't make a hasty play.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Capricorn: Don't trust anyone else to do you job for you. If you wish to advance, you must show your worth to those with influence.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Gemini: Remain calm and try to be fun and lighthearted. You will be emotional, and its bette to be positive, affectionate and devoted than upset.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Leo: Make decisions that will eliminate interactions with people who are causing you grief. You will be forced to make tough decisions.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Libra: Knowledge will be the defining feature of your future success. Concentrate on your work and push your ideas forward without reservation.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Pisces: You can improve your financial future if you take a direction that you've wanted to pursue for some time. Focus on what you wish to accomplish, and get things moving promptly.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Sagittarius: Lies will come back to haunt you. Embellishing the truth will get you into trouble, so be honest. You must be disciplined and dedicated in ourder to meet your goals.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Scorpio: Don't agree to more than you can manage this week. Its preferable to do one thing well than it is to do many things poorly.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Taurus: Relationships can become magical, intense and exciting, and can thrive if you put in the time. Open communication is what will seal the deal.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Virgo: If you refuse to compromise, you will jeopardize a meaningful relationship. You may need to walk on egg-shells to avoid the worst.

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VYRE HOARDS ATTACK VARROCK
On Essianday 19th Bennath, Misthalin’s capitol city of Varrock was attacked as a large group of Vampyres took the eastern sky and attacked the city.

Historically, Vampyres are blocked from travelling out of Morytania due to a barrier around the river Salve which was put there by seven priestly warriors in the year 1200 of the fourth age. However, scientists and magi are baffled as to not only how the Salve barrier was removed or breached for such a long period of time to allow these Vampyre hoards across, but also as to why they’re doing it.

Apart from this phenomenon, there has only been one other incident at which a large group of Vampyres crossed the blessed River. On 19thRentra Year 169 of the Fifth Age,  Vampyre hoards converged at the Zamorak claimed Saradominian church Paterdermus and were met by an army that were successful in holding back the Vampyres.

The only explanation that researchers can come up with as to why they’re attacking is that they’re doing it on the orders of their leader, Lord Loweniel Vergidyad Drakan – Commonly referred to as just “Lord Drakan.”

Researchers say “He has probably ordered the attack on the city because of two reasons. A) Due to the return of the gods, Drakan feels that he needs to remind them of how powerful he is before a god turns on Morytania to claim it as their own, and B) Due to Guthix’s edicts falling, Lord Drakan is now able to seek revenge on Varrock after they defeated him during his war against Misthalin in the year 1100 of the Fourth Age.”

The current state of the City of Varrock isn’t completely known as the city has gone into lockdown. However, we do know that shortly after Varrock was attacked by the large group of Vyres, many defenders of the city were taken in as prisoners. The people who remained defending the city have come together to create a group known as “The Resistance”.

Citizens of Varrock have been evacuating through various methods and taking refuge in Southern Misthalin after Duke Logan of The Duchy of Lumbridge has erected refugee camps in both Draynor and Lumbridge whilst the extremely wounded are being taken to Lumbridge Castle to undergo medical treatment.

The Gielinor Times’ thoughts are with the victims of the horrific event.

Roland O’Rielly - War Correspondent – The Gielinor Times

AGREVIAN EMPIRE FORMED FROM KANDAR SEGREGATION
On Essianday 11th Bennath, the now Emperor Edward I took to the streets of Burthrope and conducted a speech in which announced the unity of the lands of Kandarin and Anglia, thus forming the Agrevian Empire.

To add a bit of context to the Emperor himself, Edward Artemis Aren-Grey is of not only a member of the famously notable and ancient magical Aren Family, but also of the Grey Family: a family whose previous patriarch, the late Varis Grey, was King of Asgarnia for a short while before Kandarin invaded, Duke of Yanillie after he was removed from the throne of Asgarnia and CEO of The Grey Corporation.

In his speech, Emperor Edward I spoke of the peace that The Agrevian Empire would bring to the united lands; promising an Empire that will “define an Age” which “protects her citizens at every step”.

Historically, the Grey bloodline has always had trouble managing to look after their land and its people. This is shown by the late Varis Grey’ poor example of dealing with ‘family issues’ which lead to his son, Galastus Grey, rising up against his father; claiming that he was a corrupt leader. In turn, this lead to Kandarin invading Asgarnia, removing Varis from power and placing the then Emperor Joseph Adalhard I into power: the man who some strongly consider to be the reason as to why Asgarnia is segregated and had so much trouble for some years.

In an interview with Emperor Edward I, he explained how he plans to make the Empire work better than the segregated Kandarin ever could.

“Anglia's lush farm lands, Camelot's bountiful resources, Arenvale's magical affinity. Together, these will give us the fuel we need to grow greater, and survive anything. We continue to create jobs and form councils of law and advising. We are already on our way to greatness, one day at a time.”

Kandarin has always been one of the most powerful Kingdoms in Gielinor, closely followed by Misthalin and Asgarnia. So, with this new Empire promising prosperity and safety: it goes without saying that people are interested, if not concerned as to how they’ll tackle the always increasing God Wars Two threat. When confronted about this, the Emperor made clear that he has no intention of fighting any god; claiming that, should the gods ever come to Agrevia, people will be evacuated and the gods can do as they please.

Emperor Edward I promised an Empire of safety; a land where citizens can live in peace – knowing that its government has its best interests in mind and if a threat does come, their safety will be its priority.

Is it too good to be true? Only time will tell. The Gielinor Times wishes Emperor Edward I all the best of luck with his venture and hopes that Agrevia will have a long and prosperous life.

Esmeralda Salmassi, CEO and Editor-In-Chief – The Gielinor Times

FALADOR SET TO BUILD DUEL ARENA 2.0
After a failed attempt to bring a snippet of the Al Kharidian duel arena to Falador in a combat tournament, Overlord Vile have decided to take it to the next level and build their own duel arena in the white city.

This is a scheme set out by Overlord Vile to enable citizens to have a location that not only offers a place where people can “bash each other’s heads in”, but one that they hope will bring some attention back to the lone white city and improve their economy and standard of living.

Costing around 500K GP, no details can currently be given as to when the build will take place or how long it is planned to take. However, we do know that Avery Enterprises will be building the Duel Arena and that Overlord Vile hopes to strike a deal with Brock Avery, CEO of Avery Enterprises, in which the overall cost of the build will be decreased.

At a first glance, this build can be seen as a waste of money; something that could lead to an economic downturn – Something that, due to Falador’s independence, could be extremely dangerous if neighbouring Kingdoms don’t come to their aid.

However, should Overlord Vile’s assumption become reality: the Duel Arena will bring aspiring heroes and warriors to Falador to beat the unbeatable, thus resulting in local trade improving as sales potentially increase. This, in turn, should boost the economy and bring Falador into its economic golden age.

Esmeralda Salmassi, CEO and Editor-In-Chief – The Gielinor Times

Trivia

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