Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140326201930

Round 30
Kierandom! wrote: >I use my newfound wealth to buy protection against all those hunting me. You roll: 5 (-1)

''You buy protection against all those hunting you. They don't seem to care.''

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >My Bronze Armor turns out to be magic reviving/comeing back to life armor. You roll: 6

''You Bronze Armor turns out to possess the power to revive people! At the cost of their health and a gender change.'' (Can choose to return to life next round (does not count as action))

Jacob southmage wrote: >I drink a newly created ezoob v 3.14159 in the hopes of it being a better cure You roll: 6

''You drink a newly created Ezoob v 3.14159265359 that randomly came from C-space. This is a much better cure! ''

.... against breast cancer.

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I have Divinelaw bring me a good book. You roll: 4

You make DivineLaw bring you a good book.

DivineLaw wrote: >Bring Tiddles a good book You roll: 6 (+1)

You bring Tiddles all the good books, half burying him before you find one that seems to address you personally, so you start reading and reading and never stop.... (-2 to next roll)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I laugh at everyone that's alive in my ghostly form. You roll: 4

''You laugh at the people who are alive. They don't notice, and it doesn't help you. You feel that it was a bit pointless and descend into awkward silence again.''

Kkfrostsen wrote: I use spiritual power to make my garden an ebola-free safe zone. You roll: 6

''You turn your garden into an ebola-free safe zone! In fact, your renewed spiritual powers are great enough to establish a safe area all of five miles around your garden! The only bad news is that this expenditure of power made you visible to people again.... and you're naked. People look at you weirdly and, in the case of a couple of somewhat handsome men, interested....''

Hworin wrote: I try to take off all my clothes/div> You roll: 6

You take off all your clothes and are promptly hired as the world's best stripper. (No longer injured, -1 to rolls when more than 50% dressed)

NPC Rolls
Bunny Rabbits wrote: Grow fat and heavy. You roll: 3 (+1)

''The Bunny Rabbits become fat and heavy. Fatter and heavier than they were before.''

Revived Critters wrote: Convert everyone to the religion of Criteria You roll: 1

The critters go to holy war to ensure that nobody at all will ever know of Criteria again, and try to convince everyone else that no gods at all exist.

Ebola wrote: Lurk. You roll: 4

The highly lethal virus takes the back seat and lurks in the shadows, waiting to be almost forgotten before striking again.

World Events

 * The Ebola virus is running rampant everywhere (Except around Frostsen's garden) .... though the epidemic seems to be quietening.
 * The world is less overpopulated!
 * Hworin is the world's greatest stripper!