Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140116121732

Round 9
Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >Kobalos attempts to Falcon Punch Sliske, and if successful knock him out forever. You roll: 2

You don't know how to do the Falcon Punch, and Sliske is way too awesome to take hits in any case.

Kierandom! wrote: >Saddened at the fact my healing magic didn't work, I decide to try and stab Livviy, so someone has to share my sorrow. You roll: 2

''You hurt far too much to do anything violent. Especially not against girls.''

Tiddles0536 wrote:

>I attempt to bind my phylactery self to my body with telekinetic powers, in order to create the first ever bee lich! You roll: 5

''You bind your phylactery self to your body. The body doesn't mind, and you are still inside the phylactery. But hey, at least you managed to move at all, even though you're an otherwise inanimate object!'' (+1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I would attempt to use my magical healing powers to heal my injuries. You roll: 3

''Your magical powers have no effect, as you have none. The attempt to use them alone saps your strength, leaving you vulnerable.'' (-2 to next roll)

Alchimous wrote: >I try to fuse with Vorago and steal his power. You roll: 2 (-1)

''You instead decide that fusing with the Anima Mundi was a bad idea, and defuse yourself from it. Vorago casts a dark look in your direction as you finally leave.'' (-1 to spiritual rolls)

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I attempt to enlarge myself 10-fold. You roll: 6 (+1)

''You enlarge everything twentyfold. Nothing seems to have changed, because everything is still in the right relative size. Except the Titanium Kraken, which has grown even larger, and the Super Bee, which is now the relative size of a regular bee.'' (+2 to size rolls)

Drix153 wrote: > I reach for the stars in the sky. You roll: 3 (+1)

''You reach up. The stars twinkle mysteriously at you in their usual way and you feel at peace.''

Kkfrostsen wrote: I summon a rainstorm with healing water droplets to save the plants, my stabbed and wounded self, and everyone else that's wounded and dying around me. You roll: 4 (+1)

''Softly, gently, a large cloud bank approaches the field. It's clear even from this distance that it contains healing powers. You feel awesome.'' (+1 to next roll)

SAVEwow wrote: >I steal Jim's godly power. You roll: 4

While Jim is distracted with choking, you sneakily sneak up behind him and begin to steal all his powers!

Jim must Roll to Dodge! the power-theft!

You roll: 3

Jim barely manages to escape the attack on his divine powers, but the second shock in so little time proves too much for even a god of his caliber, and he drops over, stone dead.

Jim is dead!

Jimcest wrote: > I relinquish my divine power over the world, to save the dying plant life. You roll: 4

''You're dead. What remains of your godly power after the unexpected attack, you channel into the planet's plant life, suspending its destruction by a few more hours.''

EllenEagle wrote: I use my ninja-zen powers in an attempt to heal Kieran- and the bees of the world! You roll: 6 (+1)

''You use you ninja Zen powers and revive everyone; the bees, the beekeepers, Mylo, Jim, Aztarwyn, Letx, Claire, Caita and Hworin. Your awesome healing powers give you a certain control over the people you revived, and the beekeepers are forever in your debt.'' (Control over beekeepers (extra action), may give any of the affected players a ±1 two times)

NPC Rolls
Super Bee wrote: Frolic with other bees You roll: 1

The super bee feels sad and buries itself in depression.

Ninjas wrote: Stab Frostsen again. You roll: 6

The ninjas send a small army of their people to attack Frostsen and develop amazing battle strategies on the way! (+1 to attacks)

Frostsen must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 6 (+1)

''Using a handful of grass and a small watermelon, you chase all ninjas off the planet right into the maw of the Titanium Kraken. Surprised, but thankful, it gives you a Kraken Kopeken and declares you a valiant fender for evil.'' (+2 to rolls against ninjas, is evil, has a Kraken Kopeken.)

Sliske wrote: Backstab someone You roll: 2

Sliske is preoccupied with gloating over his Stone to backstab anyone.

Titanium Kraken wrote: Advance. You roll: 4

The Titanium Kraken advances.

Word Events

 * Everyone has been healed!
 * The plant life is no longer dying (but still hurt!)
 * There are no more ninjas!
 * The Titanium Kraken is advancing!