Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140111164844

Jimcest wrote: Seemingly confused that this worked, I offer some of my magical turkey to Vivid. You roll: 1 (BADLY)

'''While you indeed manage to be greatly confused, you somehow notice that Vivid is in Soviet Russia and therefore not to be reached. Instead, a vividly camouflaged badger appears and steals your turkey!'''

Jim must Roll to Dodge! the vividly camouflaged badger!

You roll: 4 (Decently)

You deftly evade the incoming badger and get away with nothing more than the scare.

Tiddles0536 wrote: I pray to The Lord Tiddles for help. You roll: 3 (Inadequately)

'''You pray, and your prayer is answered! Help is delivered- although unfortunately not to you, but the bee that was attempting to sting you because you sat on its flower. Ouch!''' (Injured)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: The Kraken is summoned so it can give Aztarwyn a ride to Varrock. You roll: 6 (SPLENDIDLY)

'''The Kraken is summoned and sees Aztarwyn! Its humongous eyes take in every detail and somewhere deep in its tiny brain, it decides that it loves him wholly and completely. As a result, it attempts to hug him!''' (But since it is so large, Aztarwyn is in danger of being crushed by the love!)

Aztarwyn must Roll to Dodge! the Kraken!

You roll: 6 (SPLENDIDLY, again)

By developing a powerful external skeleton, Aztarwyn magically resists the crushing force of the Kraken and begins to ride it toward Varrock.

Kierandom! wrote: I start to roll down the hill! You roll: 5 (Greatly)

'''You roll down the hill! People are so amazed at the intelligence of this action that they begin to adore you and do the same. This moral support gives you a temporary boost!''' (+1 to next roll)

Ellie Mirra wrote: I shrug (1), pull out my kukri (2), and attack the GM (3) for putting me in a field. Note; these are three actions. I have noted them down for reference.

You roll: 2 (Poorly)

You find out that you are far too depressed by the field to shrug, draw any weapons or even think of attacking the GM.

Letx wrote: I sneeze. You roll: 4 (Well)

'''You sneeze. Achoo.'''

Kkfrostsen wrote: I clap my hands, summoning a bear with rocket wings and laser eyes to fly me to where I need to go. You roll: 5 (Greatly)

'''You clap your hands and summon a bear with rocket wings! Your summoning skill levels up, granting you a boost to your next action.''' (+1 to next roll)