Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140122101535

Round 15
Kierandom! wrote: >I use my necromancy to subjugate the undead dragon and any nearby remaining minions! You roll: 6 (+1)

''You subjugate the undead dragon and, by extensions, all its minions. And since you're so good underway with subjugating, you subjugate the beekeepers as well.'' (Extra roll for subjugated forces)

Sand Traven wrote: > Foiled once again in my intellectual endeavours, I decide a more practical approach is needed. With the sunglasses still on my face and the joint held delicately between my teeth, I heft the nearby computer and throw it at that bastard kraken. You roll: 4 (+1)

''You spend maybe five minutes doing push-ups, and then you heft the computer at the Kraken! It makes you feel powerful.'' (+1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: I unite the entire world together, which would result in a giant army being formed. You roll: 6 (+1)(-2)

''You unite the world together, and there is now a massive army around. It spends all its time arguing, but there's a giant army.'' (+1 to next roll)

Tiddles0536 wrote: I don't You roll: 5

Jimcest wrote: > I cry myself back to full health and solid state and life. You roll: 4

''You cry. Sadly, crying doesn't help against being dead, but you feel a little more alive anyway.'' (Revival rolls must be a 6 or more to succeed)

Letx wrote: > My carebear wife and I settle and live on an island in the Loch Ness. You roll: 4

''Not that you have a carebear wife (you married Nessie), but all right. You're settled and dandy on an island in Loch Ness.''

Kkfrostsen wrote: I use whatever summoning powers I have left as a ghost to summon an explosive missile backpack onto Tiddles' back which will immediately launch him at the Kraken's mouth. You roll: 6

''You use the hidden ghostly summoning powers and project said backpack unto Tiddles' back. Unfortunately, the displacement displaces you as well!'' (Lost in space, -2 to next roll)

Tiddles must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 3

Tiddles manages just in time to the ethereal backpack off his back, but it explodes into his face! (-1 to next roll)

Alchimous wrote: >I quit the game because constantly getting 1 and 2 sucks. You roll: 3 (YAY IT WAS NOT A 1 OR 2)

You quit the game, but are hit by the DM's disapproval for abandoning her. (-1 to next roll)

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I ascend to godhood. You roll: 2

You think you're already awesome enough, so you don't.

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >Some of my remains make a nice home for some worms and bugs You roll: 3 (+1)

''Worms eat you. Ew.''

NPC Roll
The Kraken wrote: Feed Kieran to his minions You roll: 5 (+2)

''The Kraken reaches out and prepares to stuff Kieran into the necromantic dragons' maw! And, unfortunately, notices that it has many arms!'' (two rolls)

Kieran must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 5 (-1)

You barely escape the terrible attack with your life.

World Events

 * The Kraken is attacking!