User:Dr Amalarik



I will start off by saying that all of my characters, save for The Doctor, are for comedic relief. I feel that most folks take their characters too seriously, so it is quite enjoyable to bring some much needed humor to the table. I also like the combative areas of roleplay, for fighting and funny go well together.

I enjoy reading horror literature, especially the works of Arthur Machen, H.P Lovecraft, and Algernon Blackwood. I love the musical stylings of Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Led Zeppelin, Queen, ect. I dislike strongly any sort of music or culture that could be described as "angsty".



My top ten favorite MMA fighters are as follows, not in any particular order; Viacheslav Datsik, Cody Mckenzie, Igor Vovchanchyn, Bas Rutten, Jon Jones, Wanderlei Silva, Fedor Emelianenko, Shinya Aoki, Cro Cop, and Genki Sudo.







My Living Characters
I only made a page for Gonad, as I don't normally like to divulge information about my characters' abilities. Gonad, though, has nothing to hide. Amalarik is my oldest legitimate roleplaying character, so his little entry is a fair bit longer than the rest.


 * Sunchild- A peace loving hippie with a deadly case of P.T.S.D.


 * Gonad Yaksplitter- An over-the-top barbarian who loves to beat the odds with his bare hands.


 * Evander Eihort- A lecherous Sarimian guerrilla who knows all the tricks when it comes to fighting dirty. He has a secret soft spot for cute animals and pretty flowers. Eihort has passed the Fremennik Trials, and was given the name Man-Bulge, (s)Layer of Sven.


 * Doctor Jupiter Amalarik- A wicked lovecraftian scientist with connections to the darker side of reality, who desires nothing less than to bring about the end of creation. Even the vilest of beings don't want anything to do with him. He is the original founder of Dark Moon, and secretly engineered the Great World War (Descriptive Gameplay War of World 42 ) by manipulating Lord Sellus Darkeet, during which he instituted in the largest mass genocide in roleplaying history. So catastrophic was this event, that it was wiped from historical records. He also masterminded the destruction of Camelot castle and the death of Kota Rovin's son, indirectly causing the Kinshra to seize Burthorpe during the chaos. The entire Rovin family was banished from Asgarnia because of this. Afterwards he changed his identity and opened up a medical clinic, a fake business that he used as a cover for kidnapping and human experimentation. After several years of inactivity he once again emerged, and had planted soul obelisks within every major kingdom. It was then revealed that the obelisks in Burthorpe and Taverly had been planted many years ago, during the time of the Great World War. Soonafter, Amalarik's plans and past were laid bare.

In his youth, he had been a sadistic genius who had meddled with the black sciences and delved into planes of existence that no sane mind would venture. There he had discovered the "Black Seal", a barrier withholding an incomprehensible and idiotic extradimensional organism of infinite selfishness. Their fundamental essences merged, and they became one. The organism, dubbed "Gog", resides behind the veil of reality. The Doctor is "Magog", the scout whose works reflect the will of Gog. The whole of them both is known as "Pan". Pan's will was to enter into the sane realms and assimilate all life and matter until only itself remained, thus becoming the Alpha and the Omega. In order to open the Black Seal into this world, The Doctor needed to gather the energy of every soul on Gielinor by killing every living creature in the presence of the obelisks. But, on the evening before his plan was to come to fruition, fate gave him a solid boot in the arse. After an incredibly lucky accident involving an eagle, a turtle, and a very long staircase, Amalarik was turned into a vegetable and institutionalized at the worst hospital in Gielinor.

He regained consciousness three months later, his intellegence greater than ever. However, such a smarty pants had The Doctor become, that he realised the true karmic nature of the metaverse and finally understood that no matter how much he tried, he'd never be able to achieve his dark ambition. Devoid of any true purpose, Amalarik was reduced to a wandering abomination, little more than a meaningless tumor on the butt of life. A mere imitation of humanity, going through the motions in a sad attempt to glorify himself. He no longer has the means or will to end the world, but wants only to impose himself upon whichever singular being he meets in an attempt to make himself the center of their destiny. In other worlds, he now is little more than a petty troll, living out a hollow shell of what his past ambition had been.


 * Leopoldo "Dodgeman" Fritz- An agile carny with a knack for psychological torture and fencing. He makes a living by relentlessly taunting strangers until they attack him. Their belongings often fetch a decent price.


 * Zande Khanda- A Karamjan-born cannibal headhunter who grew up in the Wilderness. He suffers from a severe case of Ailurophobia.


 * Hanlon Vokosrok- A dark wizard with a spellmace and a bad case of multiple personality disorder. All of his other personalities are those of insane females.