Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140410120904

Aye, an update.

Questions
DivineLaw wrote: Didn't there used to be a 'Locations' section under 'Informations', detailing all active Locations in the game and where people where? Yes, there used to be one. I removed it when I realized that I had not updated it for several rounds. Perhaps I will add it again later.

Jacob southmage wrote: gotten 6 on the last 2 rolls, if I get it again does that mean I go to jail? There is no penalty for getting good rolls consecutively, except for the ones you infer directly from the rolls.

Actions
Kierandom! wrote: >I develop gills using body magic so I can breathe underwater. You roll: 5 (-1)

''You develop gills and can now breathe under water! (But not over it...)''

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I quit the game. You roll: 5

''You quit the game. Good riddance. (+1 to next roll)''

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I sit back in order to listen to Morgan Freeman's beautiful voice. You roll: 1

You stand up and shout at the top of your voice so you don't have to hear what Morgan Freeman is saying.

DivineLaw wrote: >I make a nest at the top of a mountain that is still dry. You roll: 4 (-1)

''You make a nest at the top of a mountain, but poke yourself with a sharp stick by accident! Ow!'' (-1 to next roll)

Jacob southmage wrote: >I use the power of magicness to turn myself into some sort of aquatic creature. You roll: 3

''You use the power of magicness and turn into..... a krill. This feels uncool.'' (-1 to next roll)

Kabota Leafgrinder wrote: >I ingest some of the supplements Hworin found. You roll: 4

''You ingest som of Hworin's supplements. They taste really, really bad and you realize you just did more or less the equivalent of giving him a blowjob. Ew.''

Hworin wrote: I swallow my supplements. You roll: 3 (-1)

''Kabota ate them all, so there are none left. Seeing Kabota's face makes you realize that not eating your manhood lengthening supplements probably was a really good idea.''

EllenEagle wrote: I remain dead. You roll: 5

''You remain dead. Hooray! Tiddles celebrates your decision and gives you flowers.'' (+1 to next roll)

NPC Rolls
Giant, partially rotten, roasted but still adorable bunny rabbits wrote: Leave the planet since it's covered in water. You roll: 1

The giant, partially rotten, roasted but still adorable bunny rabbits decide to become aquatic and stay on this world forever, or until all the water and edible things (read: PLAYERS) are gone.

Revived critters wrote: Learn to swim. You roll: 2

''The critters can't swim. They start flocking toward high mountain peaks or try to hike rides with the giant bunny rabbits, which float.''

Ebola wrote: Spread through the water and KILL EVERYONE! Mwua-hahaha-hahaahaha! You roll: 3

The Ebola Virus begins to spread through he water (chuckling evilly) and searches out people to kill- but it spreads too thin. (-1 to lethality next round)

All live people must Roll to Dodge! the virus!

Jim rolls: 5 (+2)

Jim's diamond form is, of course, completely immune to any and all virus attacks, and as Ebola tries to consume him, he invents a clever countervirus!


 * Ebola must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 6


 * The Ebola virus consumes the countervirus and becomes stronger, assaulting Jim again!


 * Jim must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 3 (+2)


 * You heroically retreat from the approaching virus infestation, having earned valuable knowledge from the dangerous encounter. (+1 to next roll)

Kier rolls: 2

''Having only recently adapted to his stolen body, Kier finds out that a virus is a very dangerous foe, especially in close quarters or near large bodies of water. He dies a rather slow and agonizing death over the course of the next five days...'' (DEAD)

Kabota rolls: 3

The Ebola virus tears hard on your immune system, and you are left severely weakened after this initial attack. (Seriously wounded)

Sand rolls: 1 (+1)

''Even without his present injuries, Sand would clearly not have survived the onslaught of his own creation. Thus we once more see how the creator succumbs to the horrors that he created- painfully and slowly, this time.'' (DEAD)

DivineLaw rolls: 2 (-1)

''....Need I say more? At least his demise, starting in the badly sanitized nest, was much quicker than that of Sand and Kier.''

Southmage rolls: 4 (-1)

''Krill, it turns out, are a species that the Ebola virus is not quite sure how it can infect despite its extreme lethality. Thus, the newly turned southmage escapes with only major injuries and infections.'' (Seriously wounded)

Hworin rolls: 1 (-1)

''Ouch. My condolences, stripper.''

Bunny rabbits roll: 4

The bunny rabbits are undead and therefore immune to the virus.

Morgan Freeman rolls: 4

Morgan Freeman is obviously far too awesome to be infected by such a lowly thing as Ebola viruses.

Morgan Freeman wrote: Narrate the deaths of this round in a tragic, mournful tone You roll: 5

Morgan Freeman grants the deceased players the most awesome parting gift: A personal obituary read by himself. (+1 to next roll)

World Events

 * Ebola is loose and running rampant again- much more powerfully than last time!
 * The world is covered in water!
 * The parts that are not water are giant, adorable but partially fried and certainly zombified bunny rabbits.
 * FOUR players died in this round.
 * Morgan Freeman continues to be awesome (and hands out free boons)