Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140422085058

Round 32

 * Again, as the counting apparently has been messed up quite badly. I'd better fix that. In other news, it seems that several of the players have caught on to my secret plot of killing all participants in the game and are trying to assist me, but seriously- I think I can manage just fine on my own, without having to roll extra rounds within the round repeatedly.

Player Roll
Jimcest wrote: > I hold a sign up saying 'u wnt sum fuk'. You roll: 2 (+1)

''You hold up a sign saying 'u wnt sum fuk'! It's pretty heavy, though, and your arms get tired. (-1 to next roll!)''

Kierandom! wrote: > I take control of all of the Ebolavirions from beyond the grave You roll: 6 (+1)

''You take control of the ebola virions! You now have a massively deadly weapon... and immediately become the target of everyone and their mothers. Especially the USA takes offense, as they now view you as the biggest terrorist around. (Targeted by everyone)''

Klaus Axis wrote: Stumbles into the fray, unsure of what in the Lord's name is happening, wielding naught but a beer can and bread crumb coated salmon, and wearing a bearskin around he waist. Might I mention that I stumbles into the fray on top of a mountain. You roll: 5

''You stumble into the fray! Indeed, you stumble into the fray in quite the awesome manner, clothed only in a bearskin, wielding a breadcrumb coated salmon in an empty beer can (it's a small salmon), off a mountain. Luckily, the sheer awesomeness of your enrty stumble diverts any damage you would have received from the fall. (+1 to next roll!)''

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I convince everyone alive to be dead. You roll: 4

You make a great presentation on why everyone alive should be dead, and send it off to the realm of the living.

Everyone who is alive must Roll to Dodge!


 * Jim rolls: 2 (+2) (-1)


 * Being a god, you quickly see the essential logic error in Tiddles' argument, and refuse to die. Still, it taints your godliness to refuse a follower. (-1 to next roll)


 * Kabota rolls: 6


 * Your bronzen armor of complicated revival informs you that Tiddles' presentation is evil, and must be destroyed. As a result, you set out to destroy Tiddles!


 * Tiddles must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 4


 * Already being dead, and the king of the afterlife at that, you have no trouble foiling Kabota's pitiful attempts at harming you.


 * Southmage rolls: 5


 * Being downright stupid because you are, in fact, a very small creature with only limited capacity for thought, Tiddles' presentation proves too advanced for you, so you fail to understand it and continue to live. (+1 to next roll)


 * Klaus rolls: 5 (+1)


 * Since you just arrived, and in quite the awesome way as well, Tiddles' argument has no validity. Instead, you begin chasing him around, attempting to hit him on the head with your bread-crusted-salmon-in-a-beer-can.


 * Tiddles must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 6


 * Realizing that you are, in fact, already dead and therefore in a way immortal, and also that running away from a guy with a salmon in a beer can hurts your dignity as sovereign, you turn around and manfully wrestle Klaus' beer can off him, only to start hitting him in the head with it.


 * Klaus must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 3


 * Surprised by the sudden change of circumstances, you take to your heels and retreat hastily, but coolly. Your salmon in a beer can is lost to Tiddles, and you feel sad. (-1 to next roll)

''Aand that was everyone. Really not that impressed by the number of live participants here...''

Kkfrostsen wrote: I resurrect myself with the power of science! You roll: 1

You attempt, in line with Tiddles' argumentation, to kill everyone.

''Guess what? Everyone who's alive has to Roll to Dodge!''


 * Jim rolls: 5 (+2) (-1)


 * Using his awesome.... sign that says "u wnt sum fuk", Jim beats back your pitiful attempt to murder him from beyond the grave!


 * Frostsen must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 3


 * Hit surprisingly hard by the god-made sign, you quickly seek out a different target, heavily injured by the encounter. (-1 to next roll)


 * Kabota rolls: 5


 * Shielding her eyes from the sight of the naked Cthulhu form (ew), Kabota cleverly foils Frostsen's plan to disgust her to death. (+1 to next roll)


 * Southmage rolls: 6 (+1)


 * Since you are alive, you harbor far greater aquatic power than the spiritual Cthulhu and fend it off with great vigor!


 * Frostsen must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 5 (-1)


 * Your spiritual abilities allow you to deliver quite the amazing battle against Krill Southmage's counters, though at a miniature scale.


 * Klaus rolls: 4 (-1)


 * Your wrestle with the spiritual form of Cthulhu leave your manliness sapped and your energies low. (-1 to next roll)

DivineLaw wrote: > I get all dead players to become Tiddles' loyal servants/warriors. You roll: 4

''You start an awesome campaign in an attempt to rouse loyalty to King Tiddles of the Afterlife. In retrospect, seeing the selfsame chasing someone with a beer can may have been somewhat damaging to this.''

All the single la-... no wait, all the dead people (excepting Tiddles for obvious reasons) must Roll to Dodge!


 * Kierandom rolls: 3


 * You barely escape being enlisted for eternal servitude to Tiddles by threatening to send the ebola virions after DivineLaw. (-1 to next roll)


 * Frostsen rolls: 1


 * Made wise by his previous failure, DivineLaw quickly convinces you to his point of view! (Must serve Tiddles for the next round, or pass)


 * Sand rolls: 1 (+1)


 * Having studied philosophy earlier, you draw DivineLaw into an open debate on the nature of morality. However, the latter shouts "Nonsense!" and points out that your argument is irrelevant to the topic at hand. You lose a great deal of credibility! (-2 to next roll)


 * Ellen rolls: 4 (+1)


 * Closely watching the debate between Sand and Divinelaw, you see several big flaws in the latter's argumentation and use these to disprove his claims. Also, you already were the Queen of the Afterlife. (+1 to next roll)


 * Hworin rolls: 4 (+1)


 * Since you realize that your intellect shrunk as your sex appeal grew when you became the world's greatest stripper, you quickly bandwagon and latch on to Ellen's argument. This leaves you feeling smarter and more accomplished! (+1 to next roll)

Jacob southmage wrote: > I eat something slightly smaller than me. You roll: 3

You eat something slightly smaller than you, but it gives you a massive stomachache! (-1 to next roll)

NPC Roll
Giant Bunny Rabbits wrote: Consume all live things. You roll: 3

''The bunny rabbits embark on their quest to eliminate all the living things, but some of them are lost in the process! (-1)''

Living players must Roll to Dodge!


 * Jim rolls: 6 (+2)


 * Gathering his entire divine might, as well as the power of seventeen hundred fifty-three (1753) lesser deities, Jim goes on a countercrusade and soon slays every bunny rabbit ever to exist! (+2 to divine rolls)

Ebola wrote: Break free of Kier's enslavement You roll: 2

The ebolavirions rebel against Kierandom's control over them, but since opinions among them are split, they lose much of their powers as they fight among themselves.

World Events

 * All bunny rabbits are gone!
 * All critters are gone as well! (Thanks overzealous Jim)
 * Ebola is far less lethal!


 * PS. Don't take the introduction too seriously. This is a game, after all! ;P