Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140119223947

Round 12
Kierandom! wrote: >I begin hacking apart bodies and stitching them together to make a pretty cool abomination type thing, that I raise with necromancy! You roll: 2 (+1)(-1)

You are too tired from teleporting and telling zombies what to do, so you sit down and rest instead.

Tiddles0536 wrote: Seeing that everything is going to shit, I try to slit my own throat so I can finally die and become a lich. You roll: 5 (-1)(-1)

''You slit your body's throat. This is a really bad idea, as it turn out, because you can't control it anymore.'' (-1 to next roll)

Drix153 wrote: >I resolve to sacrifice myself and try to go supernova in an effort to fix what ClaJim did to every world and universe. (One action, man. YOU HAD ONE JOB!)

You roll: 4 (+1)(-1)

''You explode. Simple as that. The force expels a few of the extra worlds, but not all. The ensuing blast moves outward to hit all players!'' (1/3 of all worlds sent back to their proper place)

Alchimous wrote: >Unfuses myself from Jim and leave him in the plasma state so everything still hates him. You roll: 6 (-1)(-1)

With a good deal of effort, but considerable skills, you do just that.

Letx wrote: I use a handy first aid kit to heal myself. You roll: 6 (-3)(-2) (You Mofo..... This could've been bad!)

''You use an inconvenient sledgehammer to hit yourself in the head. It hurts.''

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I would use my magic to bond the Gonzo Realm with the rest of the world via lighting strikes across the entire world. You roll: 6 (-1)(+1)

You perform this feat and thus rid yourself of the curse, but a lightning strike hits you! (-2 to next roll)

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I crush the Kraken with my huge ass wing. You roll: 3 (-1)

You can't move your wings, they're too heavy.

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: ~How did people see me in Varrock after Aztarwyn layed ruins to it?~

>Kobalos flashes his genitalia at the Kraken.< (Aztarwyn only burned the slums, and there is more to Varrock than the slums.)

You roll: 2 (-2)

''The Kraken flashes its genitalia at you. EEEEWWWW! The sight ruins your eyes.'' (-2 to next roll, -1 to roll following)

Sand Traven wrote: > Seeing that a freaking star is about to go supernova, I put on some sunglasses. You roll: 6 (-1)

''You put on sunglasses. They make you look like a damn Gangsta, and this is cool.'' (+1 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I try to use my magical powers to make the ninjas in the stomach of the Kraken explode in a huge atomic explosion. You roll: 1 (-1)

''The Kraken uses its normal powers to create an implosion in your stomach. Shit!'' (-2 on following dodge roll)

Frostsen must Roll to Dodge! the Kraken's counterattack!

You roll: 4 (-2)

''The Kraken gets you! Owowowowowowow! Your stomach is completely ruined.'' (Seriously wounded)

NPC Roll
The Kraken wrote: Eat Sand (Traven) You roll: 2 (+2)

The Kraken punches through Cuddles' wing membrane and proceeds to eat the overly cool Sand!

Sand must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 3 (+1)

Luckily, your sunglasses allowed you to see the Kraken's attack and you deftly evade it, taking no damage.

Star Blast wrote: Hit all players You roll: 4

EVERYONE must Roll to Dodge!

Cuddles rolls: 5

Your wings buffet the blast nicely and you take no damage, but are instead enhanced! (+1 to next roll)

Mylo rolls: 3 (-1)

You fail to evade the shockwave and are knocked down and out. (Seriously injured)

Vivid rolls: 5 (-1)

Soviet Russia shields you from the blast in their nuclear bunkers.

Jim rolls: 4 (-1)

You manage to survive the blast because of your plasmatic state, but it still hurts! (-1 to next roll)

Tiddles rolls: 2 (-1)(-1)

''You are completely obliterated by the blast. Your phylactery, it turns out, didn't help at all against your failure in dodging.'' (Definitely Dead)

Aztarwyn rolls: NOT (1/3)

Kier rolls: 3

You escape the blast of magic in the shelter of the morgue, but not completely without injury. (-1 to next roll)

Ashë rolls: 3 (-1)

You don't even make a good attempt to evade the blast and are hit full in the face! (Seriously injured)

Letx rolls: 4

The carebears shelter you in their loving arms, and you take no damage from the supernova.

Frostsen rolls: 2

''You have no carebears, no friends and no shelter. Ow.'' (Seriously injured)

Ellen rolls: 4 (-1)

Canada gives you some protection, but not enough. (-1 to next roll)

Claire rolls: 1 (-1)

''You're dead. Again. Defusing yourself from Jim was apparently a bad idea after all.'' (Definitely Dead)

Livviy rolls: 4 (-1)

''You don't even have Canada to protect you, but you're awesome enough in your own right to barely survive- that is, if you weren't injured already. You see a bright light and die.'' (Dead)

Caita rolls: 5 (-1)

With a little bit of rofling, you manage to escape from the blast unscathed.

Hworin rolls: 5 (-1)

''You follow Caita's example and to your surprise, it works! The blast passes you without dealing damage.''

Drix rolls: 1

You were at the center of the blast, and its origin, and are now quite definitely dead. (Dead)

SAVE rolls: 4 (-1)

''You roll a lucky save. Ha, ha, ha.'' (-1 to next roll)

Putin rolls: 5 (-1)(-1)

''Soviet Russia disapproves of you and denies you shelter. The blast catches you from behind.'' (-1 to next roll)

Kaboto rolls: 2 (-2)

''Clearly, seeing a Kraken and then being hit by a Supernova is a bad mix. It's definitely a deadly cocktail for you, man!'' (Definitely Dead)

Sand rolls: 4

The sunglasses you put on earlier are so cool that the supernova doesn't even try to hurt you.

World Events

 * ALL worlds and possible universes are merged into one
 * 1/3 of all worlds sent back to their proper place
 * Jim is possibly the most hated entity ever
 * Plant life outside the field starts to wither
 * The Kraken is attacking!


 * INACTIVE PLAYERS (No response for 4+ turns) WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE PLAYER LIST AS OF NEXT ROUND