Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140528201635

Player Roll
Kierandom! wrote: I develop a newer, stronger kind of Ebola virus, that's twice as deadly against the dead just to make sure they stay that way. You roll: 1 (-1)

You engage all your mortal and immortal, planar and other contacts in a well-thought-of attempt to eradicate the Ebola Virus forever.


 * Ebola must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 5 (-1 (from the exceptional fail))
 * The Ebola Virus manages to maintain its lethality thanks to the planet being suffused in water!

Jacob southmage wrote: >I churn up the seas creating a huge whirlpool to try trap Kierandom You roll: 1 (-1)

''You straighten out the landmasses, trying to free yourself! Unfortunately, this means that Mother Nature rejects you!'' (-2 to next roll)

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I enjoy some salmon in a beer can by the fire. You roll: 3

You enjoy some salmon in a beer can by the fire, but it tastes really bad! (-1 to next roll)

DivineLaw wrote: >With my army of Tiddles Undead Warriors (Frostsen), I attack Kierandom, in order to destroy his Ebola laboratory. You roll: 3

You attack Kierandom- but find out that he was actually trying to destroy ebola all along! (-1 to next roll)


 * Kierandom must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 5


 * Kierandom convinces the army of ghosts to help him in his quest to eliminate ebola! (+1 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I attack kieran with flaming fists of fury. You roll: 6

''You attack Kieran with flaming fists of fury- but accidentally set fire to yourself. And a nearby forest.'' (Severely injured, -1 to next roll)


 * Kier must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 5 (+1)


 * Kieran and his ghost army use specially designed fans to turn the fire back onto Frostsen!'


 * Frostsen must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 1 (-1)


 * The fire-.... well, let's just say that there was a strange reaction with the anti-ebola chemicals and.... actually, you feel quite good. Despite the third-degree burns. (Frostsen is alive!)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >Ends the game for everyone by destroying the world. You roll: 6 (+1)

'And so, a slow rumble started somewhere deep within the bowels of the earth. Morgan Freeman returned from his coffee break and began to narrate, slowly and accurately. "The seas churned, millions of waves with white foam violently assaulting the remaining landmasses. In the spiritual world, King Tiddles' crown began to wilt and then melted, subtly burning through his head in the process. The earth cried out with the sound of billions of tortured souls, living and dead, being sucked into oblivion. And on the very north pole of the world stood the one who wreaked this havoc: Kabota Leafgrinder herself, who spent the last seconds of her miserable life being repeatedly struck by multicolored lightning. Then, space wavered and -... "'

Fin
The game's ended! Ask me, this turned out quite well, especially in the start. Further comments may be left from this point as constructive criticism for future rounds of Roll to Dodge!