User blog:Shadow125787/Here, have some story.

What's this? Shadow/Atrum/Siberys making a non-rage related blog? WHAT HERESY IS THIS? CALL THE INQUISITION.

N'aw, in all seriousness, I'm finally making a non-rage blog post! Congrats, you glorious people. I am proud!

Onwards with the story preview. What could it be?

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Status?

''Primary assets disabled. Shield capacity at 43%.''

Engines?

''Neutralized. Attempt propulsion?''

'Negative. Casualty rate too high.'

Overload shields?

'Negative. Outcome of shield burnout and life-loss.'

Distress signal?

Affirmative.

Coalition forces?

'Negative. Too far away to assist.'

Local planetary security?

'Negative. Outmatched and outclassed.'

Filius Anarchae?

Negat-.

''Hull breach detected. Executing tertiary commands. ''

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''Unit Designation B-0A7241, do you copy? B-0A7241?''

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''Conclusion: Unit terminated by hull breach. Executing distress protocol, designated "Code Opis". ''

'''[WARNING: Oxygen levels deprived. Oxygen rapidly decreasing.]'''

''Distress signal sent. Running bioscans of vessel promptly.''

''All lifeforms neutralized. Conclusion: Spacial vaccuum deprived crew members of oxygen and removed them from the vessel. Running full ship diagnostic. Communications intact. Life support neutralized. Engines neutralized. Shields neutralized. Hull breached. Bridge heavily damaged. Automated defenses online. Primary directive: Repair vessel.''

''Analysis: All repair attempts cannot be carried out without physical creations assisting. Running mechanical scan.''

''Diagnostic: Most mechanial creations destroyed by firefight and hull breach. Some units still partially functional. Scanning now.''

''Confirmation: Several units still online, one unit empty of thought processes. Believed to be damaged by hull impact. Solution: Direct commands from mechanical vessel. ''

''Distress signal response received.Vessel enroute, designated Filius Anarchae. Proper greetings of sentients are in order. ''

''Tertiary processes complete. ''

Assuming direct control.