Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140202120836

Round 21
Kierandom! wrote: >I laugh at Ellen's death to make me feel better. You roll: 6

''You laugh and laugh and laugh, and it fills your stomach with happiness to know that Ellen is dead. Somewhere deep down in your mind, there's a small catch that clicks and tells your being that when she isn't dead, you cannot be truly happy.'' (Gains a -1 to rolls when Ellen is alive)

Jimcest wrote: > Shines bright like a diamond. You roll: 5 (+1)

''You shine bright like a diamond. Surprisingly, this turns you into a diamond as well! However, this defies your true purpose as God of Repulsive things, and the pantheons punish you!'' (Diamond (+2 to RtDs), -2 to next roll)

Tiddles0536 wrote: >Using the power of research, I attempt to read up how do get rid of negative revival bonuses so I can...get rid of my negative revival bonus. You roll: 1 (+1)

You have the power over books, but there is no book about how to perform meta actions.

Kkfrostsen wrote:

I shed off my Cthulhu body in order to become something bright and angelic and to also start a flower garden with the shed skin and tentacles. (Technically, this is two actions in one)

You roll: 1

You harden your Cthulhu form around your being to ensure you do not, by any means, possibly lose it.

DivineLaw wrote: > I teleport out of Hell and into Abbinah to escape the demons. You roll: 2

You actually like being in hell, so you don't.

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: > I see Jim as a threat to peace (1), and steal his god hood power energy (2) and add it to my own to greater enhance my ability to make the world peaceful (2/3). You roll: 3

''You make an attempt to steal Jim's Godly Power, seeing him as a threat to peace. However, this counts as an attack on someone, which you aren't allowed to do because you're the God of Peace!'' (-1 to next roll)

Jim must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 3 (+2)(-2)

Jim overpowers Kaboto's weak attempts to steal his divine, sparkly powers, but expends a good deal of his own in the process. (-1 to next roll)

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I ascend to godhood. You roll: 6 (-1)

''You ascend to Godhood, joining Jim and Kaboto. The universe's collected divinity approves.'' (+1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I use my jedi mind tricks and make Kaboto revive me. You roll: 1

You use your ghostly powers of physical manipulation to make Kaboto kill you.

Kaboto must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 3 (-1)

Kaboto is absolutely convinced that Aztarwyn is the most warlike thing existing and must die should he ever return. (Must attack Aztarwyn first round both are alive)

Sand Traven wrote: > I pour tar shampoo into the computer's inner-workings. You roll: 2 (+1)

You pour tar shampoo into the computer, but the awful smell of tar shampoo hurts your itty bitty sweet nose. (-1 to next roll)

SsVivid wrote: In Soviet Russia, party throws you. You roll: 1 (-1)

''You pick up a party and hurl it at Soviet Russia as hard as you can, and it makes a huge splash. As a result, everywhere civil war erupts.'' (Hunted by the KGB)

Drix153 wrote: I do black hole-y things. You roll: 1

''You shine. This gives you a huge existential crisis.''

NPC Roll
The Kraken wrote: Stop the civil wars You roll: 2 (+2)

The Kraken convinces everyone not to fight because otherwise it would get angry and nobody wants that.

The Kraken wrote: Retreat to timeless space You roll: 4

The Kraken finally decides that the best 'good' thing it can do for everyone is to leave them in peace, and returns to whence it came.

KGB wrote: In Soviet Russia, Vivid hunts the KGB You roll: 5

The KGB initiates a big rhetorical offensive to find and evict Vivid.

Roll to Dodge! must Vivid!

You roll: 4

You barely escape the KGB's logical and physical forces and retreat to the field.

World Events

 * The Kraken is gone!