Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140205210605

Round 22
Jimcest wrote: > I summon an army of roasted (cooked) rabbits which are partially rotten to fight the living rabbits and critters of the world. You roll: 5 (+1)(+1)(+1)(-1)

''You summon a gigantic, nay, gargantuan army of huge, HUGE roasted rabbits that instantly move to obliterate all living critters of the world. Unfortunately, they see everyone as a critter due to their large size!'' (Planet covered in roast rabbit)

Everyone must Roll to Dodge!

Cuddles rolls: 1 (+1)

''You shoot some of the critters with your BFG, but they're too large to take notice and simply crush you under their big feet. The only thing that saves you from total pancake is your holiness.'' (Seriously Injured)

Jim rolls: 1 (+2)

''Your diamond body defends you adeptly against the crushing weight of dead meat, but it mars your beauty and ... well, doesn't make you look horrible, as such.'' (-1 to next roll)

Frostsen rolls: 3

Your Cthulhu shape helps you slipper your way out of the worst throng, and you survive with only a few squished tentacles. (-1 to next roll)

Drix rolls: 4

Being a black hole, you just swallow the roast rabbits coming at your and grow a little.

Kaboto rolls: 3 (-1)

Your continued insistence on fighting, even though you are the God of Peace, harms you immensely. (Seriously Injured)

Sand rolls: 3 (-1)

Eyes watering from the tar smell, you neglect to spot the incoming danger before it is too late! (Seriously Injured)

Hworin rolls: 2

The gigantic roast rabbits march over you like you were a straw of grass. (Seriously Injured)

DivineLaw rolls: 2

''You're very, very surprised when the roast rabbits invade hell and stomp you flat. Yes, very surprised indeed.'' (Seriously Injured)

Vivid rolls: 1

Vivid, who had been celebrating Soviet Russia's escape from her with a nice bottle of Prosecco, is hideously backstabbed by the invading army of gigantic, roasted bunny rabbits. (Dead)

Kierandom! wrote: >I laugh myself back to life. You roll: 5

You laugh, and you feel slightly more alive. (+1 to next roll)

DivineLaw wrote: >I teleport to Abbinah again. You roll: 4

''You teleport to Abbinah. It's desolate and windblown.''

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >In my ghostly form, I taunt Kaboto. You roll: 5

You taunt Kaboto, and this makes you feel self-important and evil. (+1 to next roll)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >I create a shield to cover the world to protect it from outworldy harm. You roll: 2

You don't, you feel hurt and sad and besides, it's too late because the cosmos already invaded.

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I sit around in the afterlife since I can't revive myself anyways. You roll: 5 (+1)

''You sit in the afterlife. And sit. And sit. You start to grow accustomed to it. After a while, you even start to like it. Hell, you wish you could be here forever!''

Kkfrostsen wrote: I start a flower garden on my own since I couldn't shed my Cthulhu body to fertilize the ground. You roll: 6 (-1)

You start a flower garden, and the smell of fresh earth puts your heart and mind at ease. (+1 to next roll)

Sand Traven wrote: > I throw the broken computer at a passing leopard. You roll: 4

''You throw the computer at a passing LEOPARD (Light European Open Practical Aviation Runway Device). It breaks.''

NPC Rolls

 * None!

World Events

 * The world is covered in gigantic, partially rotten, roasted but still adorable bunny rabbits!