Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140115230110

Round 8
Alchimous wrote: I fuse with the Anima Mundi (I was really torn about this one, whether I should acknowledge what you wrote or what you said you wanted to do. I decided to be nice, but henceforth, let it be known that an action shall be submitted with a crocodile mark, like so: > I do X)

You roll: 4 (-1) (Reason: The Anima Mundi is largely plants and plant force. Plus, your action was already unclear and so I am allowed to mess with you. I'm allowed to mess with you regardless, but you'll thank me for only doing it with the bonuses, and rarely.)

''You fuse with the Anima Mundi. You're not part of a large system of trees, plants and natural life force. This doesn't really help you in your dead state, and this saddens you. You wish you were alive.'' (-1 to next roll. Again.)

Jimcest wrote: I, JimBella, summon my flexi-shield to expand around my form, to turn into a Vampire God. You roll: 5 (+1)

''You turn into the Vampire God: Vampyrium. This gives you immense power, and equally immense responsibility! With many, many vampires to look after, protect from the sun, turn into 'vegetarians', etc, you can't really do anything anymore.'' (Is Vampire God, busy (cannot perform action not relating to safeguarding vampires))

SAVEwow wrote: strangle Jim You roll: 4

You walk up to the newly made god Vampyrium, formerly JimBella, even formerly Jim, and put your hands around his neck.

Jim must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 2

''Ouch! The sensation of being strangled, right after you transformed into such a powerful being, hurts you immensely.'' (Seriously wounded.)

Tiddles0536 wrote: Seeing as how everyone is doomed to die, I try to attach my soul to a phylactery. You roll: 4

''You attach your soul to a phylactery. Your body stands around dumbly and watches nothing in particular.''

Kkfrostsen wrote: Since I'm feeling really bad about my wounds and organs and all and lying on the ground, I plead, "Hellllp Meeeee...." You roll: 5

You plead and you plead, and- while this does not improve your critical condition- it at least helps you to feel that you are still capable of doing anything. (+1 to next roll)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: You roll: 2
 * Kobalos rolf enters the... what ever is going on right now, and points at the Kraken and laughs.*

''There is no Kraken, and you're not in the mood to laugh. Meh.''

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: I call up my homeboy Sliske to let me sap some power from the Stone of Jas while I wait for the almighty Kraken. You roll: 6 (-2)

''You summon Sliske (?). He takes a look at you, laughs his laugh, and vanishes into the shadows to do whatever it is he does.''

Ellie Mirra wrote: Having fought off the deadly beekeepers, I begin the matrimonial process between a ninja's head and my kukri. You roll: 5 (+1)

''You marry a ninja's head to your kukri. They're fabulously happy together and set out for their honeymoon in Las Palmas. You gain a good understanding of priesting and theological matters.'' (+2 to religious rolls)

Kierandom! wrote: Since I get injured..a lot..I decide to try my hand at healing magic to fix the wounds! You roll: 2

''Your healing magic does not work. But it could've been worse. Cheer up sire, you know what they say....''

Cuddles Epic wrote: I attempt to fire all my weapons at once, to destroy the beekeepers and make the field a miniature wilderness. You roll: 4 (+1)

''You deploy all your weapons at once, and it makes a huge boom. There is now miniature wilderness five steps in either direction of you. You feel powerful.'' (+1 to next roll)

Livviy wrote: Using the roast duck of power, Livviy commands the beeduck to spray fire on the unsuspecting Ashe. You roll: 1 (+1)

You have a roast duck of power, but the Bee-Duck is busy complaining about his aching stomach and cannot listen to what you say.

Drix153 wrote: I marvel at how I managed to take out what remained of the beekeepers by doing absolutely nothing. You roll: 5

''You marvel at your own awesomeness and gain an extra star for it. Be happy, you're special!'' (+1 to next roll)

NPC roll
Super Bee wrote: Fly around You roll: 2 (+1)

The super bee begins to fly around, but its wings grow heavy and it feels tired. (-1)

Ninjas wrote: Perform martial arts training You roll: 6

The ninjas become powerful masters in all martial arts!

Bee-Duck & Co wrote: Take revenge on the grass! You roll: 1 (-1)

''The grass takes revenge on the Bee-Duck and his companions, obliterating them to nothing but KFC. A special group of grass straws is sent to assault the cause of their menace.''

Livviy must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 4

You nimbly escape the grass that was attacking you.

Titanium Kraken wrote: Be ominous You roll: Insta 4

The Titanium Kraken is ominous.

Sliske wrote: Do mysterious things You roll: 6

''Sliske does something extremely mysterious. And I won't tell you, because it's a secret. Ssshhh....''

Hellhounds wrote: Bite Cuddles You roll: 1

The hellhounds are too scared and retreat out of the game in fear.

World Events
''Actions must now be prefaced with a crocodile sign. Three warnings to their use will be given. Format: > I perform action X.''


 * Plant life will start dying in one (1) turn unless stopped!
 * There is only one bee left in the world!
 * In Soviet Russia, happy is everyone!
 * There are no more beekeepers!
 * Ninjas are infiltrating everything from their castle!
 * The Titanium Kraken will arrive soon!
 * Sliske is plotting!