Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140130103748

Round 20
Tiddles0536 wrote: >I buy 1 revival off of the soloman's general store. Du rollst: 5

''You buy 1 revival. It's shiny and stuff.'' (+1 to next roll)

Kierandom! wrote: >Disheartened, I begin to resurrect some dead using my spiritual form, to do my bidding from the afterlife. Du rollst: 1 (+1)(-1)

In your haste to create more undead, you accidentally break a rule (and the speed limit), so your spell backfires on Ellen's beekeepers, trying to kill them!

The Beekeepers must Roll to Dodge!

Ihr rollt: 5

The beekeepers use honey to sweeten the spell to their cause. (+1)

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I revive the other half of myself. Du rollst: 6 (+1)

''Drawing power from the arrival of DivineLaw, you escape the infernal dimension fully, accompanied by a rather large explosion. The effect of return is so powerful that it restarts Drix' fusion!''

(Alive) (Drix is alive)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >Ich missachten Bandos 'göttliche Energie, und noch immer an den Gott Kapuze aufsteigen und werde der neue Gott des Krieges, weil ich einfach genial wie die. Du rollst: 3

''Ich habe keine Ahnung was du eigentlich machen willst, weil dein Übersetzungsprogramm anscheinend total bescheuert ist. Aber irgendwie funktioniert es doch. Glauben wir jedenfalls. Nur leider weiß ich nicht ganz genau was passiert ist, und deshalb sind wir beide verwirrt.'' (+1 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I try to change my alignment. Du rollst: 6

You change everyone's alignment.


 * Cuddles is now Holy
 * Jim is now God of Rotten, Unhealthy and Repulsive Food
 * Kierandom is now against necromancy
 * Tiddles is now Promoting Books
 * Aztarwyn is now Against Unification
 * Letx is now Evil (and no longer tied to the carebears)
 * Frostsen is now Good
 * Claire is now For Plant-life
 * Livviy is now Against roast duck
 * Drix is now a Black Hole
 * Kaboto is now the God of Peace
 * Sand is the Epitome of Uncoolness
 * Hworin now has Everything
 * Ellen now Supports the Kraken
 * DivineLaw is now an Angel


 * The Kraken is now Good
 * The Beekeepers are now the Society Against Honey (SAH)

Alchimous wrote: This is a note for all people participating in this game. Do not try and do something. Do not begin to do something. Do not attempt to do something. Say in your action that you do it. That's that. The more you tack on to make it prettier the more open it is to being manipulated if you do succeed.

You're all welcome. You had me scared there for a minute! I thought you were telling people not to make actions.

Sand Traven wrote: > I upload an exact AI copy of myself to the computer. Du rollst: 2

You suddenly find out that you hate AIs with a burning passion and therefore are incapable of doing so.

EllenEagle wrote: > I attempt to catch the rest of the Kraken in another Pokeball. Du rollst: 2 (+1)

You catch the Kraken in a pokeball, but it escapes and reprimands you, because you're on the same side! (-1 to next roll)

The beekeepers attempt an eldritch ritual to revive Kieran. Ihr rollt: 1 (+1)

The beekeepers have just changed their alignment to the SAH and are too busy reorganizing themselves to comply.

DivineLaw wrote: >I act nice to Cuddles, so the demons will hate me and send me out of hell. Du rollst: 6

''You act very nice to the demons- but wait, you're not in hell anymore. You're in heaven. The angels approve of your intent, but dislike your reasons. As a result, they throw you back into hell and lock the door to Heaven!'' (Fallen Angel, in hell)

NPC Roll
The Kraken wrote: Ich heile und/oder wiederbelebe alle Verwundeten und Tote Du rollst: 1

The Kraken figures out that only by killing everyone can it make the world truly happy.

Everyone must Roll to Dodge!

Cuddles rolls: 3

Your newly achieved holiness protects you from instant death (and besides, you can't go to heaven), so you escape the attack with relatively minor damage and lessened self-confidence. (-1 to next roll)

Jim rolls: 5

Jim is so repulsive that the Kraken decides to not even try attacking him. (+1 to next roll)

Frostsen rolls: 6

You're the only one who truly understands what the Kraken was thinking when it started to do this and make a rather sentimental speech, which damages the Kraken because it almost tears up! (-1 to Kraken HP)

Livviy rolls: 5 (+1)

''Because the Kraken is made of uncooked meat and you love uncooked meat, you huggle with the tentacles trying to strangle you. This confuses them so much that they die straight off. You're sad.'' (-1 to Kraken HP)

Drix rolls: 5 (+1)

Your freshly reignited star surface burns the Kraken's tentacles as it tries to squash you! (-1 to Kraken HP)

Kaboto rolls: 3 (+1)

You evade the attack and feel proud, as God of Peace, for not getting involved in a fight.

Sand rolls: 5

You direct your hate of computers and artificial intelligence unto the Kraken, deflecting its attack. (+1 to next roll)

Hworin rolls: 6

Using your baseball bat from earlier, you successfully fight the Kraken back to where it belongs! (-1 to Kraken HP)

Ellen rolls: 2 (-1)

As you try to recover from the Kraken's reprimand and blankly stare at the broken pokeball, a big mass of tentacles sneak up on you from behind and strangle you to death! (Dead)

DivineLaw rolls: 4

You use the remainder of your angelic powers to shield yourself from the Kraken's attack.

The Kraken wrote: Go back to English for everyone's convenience You roll: 3

The Kraken reforms the game in English, but is saddened because it can't shout and swear so well anymore.

World Events

 * Everyone's alignment is messed up! (and their bonuses)
 * The Kraken is now good!
 * Game's in English again. Chillax, people.