Mister Diddlez

Meet Mister Diddlez
Mister Diddlez is a large man, or is he a man? He's 6ft 6 and wears a bucket over his head, with holes where his eyes are so he can see out. He always wears a large medallion (because he's a champion diddler) and a towel around his waist. He wears two wristwatches at a time. If you ask him why two watches, he'll probably tell you "Because it's ALWAYS time to diddle."