User blog:Cuddles Epic/Cuddly Rant No.6 - Tea.

"You can't order tea in a bar that doesn't have a stove."

"It was ic'ly installed."

"When and what rp was this?"

"Idk dude. All us sofitkated ppl decided it I guess."

"..."

Under new law, I declare thate one may not drink any more than 2 rofl teas before directing your unicorn and carriage within the following 4 hours of ingesting said drink(s).

Don't go to the bar if you want a tea. Seriously, I get the fact that you want RP, but just stahp.

"Tea is pre-made."

Erm, okay, I've heard of ICED tea... But tea sitting out in the middle of a bar.... Never heard of lukewarmed tea...

Why?

WHY?!

WHY IS THERE TEA?!

WHO DID THIS?!

Do you SEE a stove in all of the pubs?! I mean, at the Blue Moon, sure. That is an INN. So it have a stove. It has residence and is not purely for drinking. At the Jolly Boar, MAYBE. It would be unorthodox, but since when have Guthixians been normal? Tree-hugging weirdos...

(Hail Zamorak)

And less we forget, the only known/named tea in the game is nettle tea. Presumably there are many other flavors, but where do we get them from?

Shall we use the REGULAR scape goat plan and say the Eastern Lands?

Also, who drinks plain old tea... I have to drop about 50 sugar cubes in mine to forget I'm practically drinking dirt-stained water. Gawsh.

--Cuddles, your insightful guide to World 42.

P.S.. "It would be unorthodox, but since when have Guthixians been normal?" -- Also go for Serenists. You are the majority of the tea drinking types.

P.P.S...Haha, I said PP...