User blog:Cuddles Epic/Cuddly Rant No.1 - Orly?! Travelling?!

Oh REALLY, IC intro of EVERY SINGLE RP THREAD IN EXISTENCE!? I'm travelling and I just stumble onto your property?! Have you any idea how LETHARGIC I am?! I have no fetish to travel in dangerous places to near death, then have your people patronize me with open arms. I care not for travelling in the cold, harsh winds of any place that isn't civilized. I mean, do we REALLY have that many storms? Why the HELL would I continouisly go outside during a hurricane?!

"Oh hey, guys its raining out! Time to go join an rp group!" Said Cuddles, looking out the window.

"Really? THink I might go join a few too." Some of his friends agreed.

Have any of you THOUGHT of what that is like IC?! WHERE WAS I GOING IN THE FIRST PLACE? It must be damn important if I'm going through a storm for it. Assuming it is importat, why would I suddenly just give up that mission and live in your kingdom/group?! Dear Zamorak, people!

Oh, and then you want me to meet your chilled out normal-guy leader? Pfft, I don't care how leniant and cool your leader seems IC... DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR INTRO, PLEASE! I know it isn't exactly my place to tell others how to write their threads, but I've been in the community since 08... ANd since I've been on the forums...It's always the same thing. "Weary from travels" this and, "near death" that.

-- Cuddles, your insightful guide of World 42.