Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140118022536

Round 11
Jimcest wrote: > I use my summoning abilities to turn myself into an energy being. You roll: 2 (+1)

''Your extra learned and hard-earned knowledge in the field of summoning is the only thing that makes it possible for you to succeed. As it turns out, being an energy being has a lot of disadvantages, the first of which being that you have no being. Eh, body.'' (-1 to next roll)

Sand Traven wrote: I do my best black metal growl in order to scare the Titanium Kraken away. You roll: 2

''You're not dog enough to get a real growl. Besides, you're way too busy staring at your nose to even notice the Kraken.''

Tiddles0536 wrote: > I release Morgoth from the void, in an effort to set in motion the Dagor Dagorath. You roll: 1 (-1)

''You banish Gandalf (and yourself) into the void, which destroys the possibility of a Dagor Dagorath. Tolkien's Wrath assaults you and clubs you with a million sharp words.'' (In the void, cannot escape before making peace with Tolkien. -2 to rolls attempting that, too.)

Kierandom! wrote: use my necromancy skills to begin raising the dead in the morgue. You roll: 4 (+1)

Your necromantic powers increase as you wave your hands over the freshly dug, and not-so freshly dug graves in the morgue and the dead begin to rise. (+1 to necromancy)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >I decide to teleport to the Gonzo Realm (This is the first. Attempts and decisions will be taken literally from now on.) You roll: 5 (+1)

''You make a great decision and commit powerfully to it. Yes, your strength in deciding was so great that your entire being focuses on this single goal and completely commits to performing it, to the exclusion of everything else.'' (-2 to rolls not relating to achieving your goal while so focused)

Letx wrote: I find a good position to get cover in so I can safely wait for the Titanium Kraken. You roll: 5

''You find a damn good position to take cover in: a heap of carebears in a big shopping center. Being so close to the carebears improves your power of goodness.'' (+1 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I try to punch a hole in Cuddles' wing so I can actually see what's going on. You roll: 5

''You punch a good-sized hole in Cuddles' wing. He doesn't even notice, because it's (relatively) a really really small wound. You can now see what's going on outside the world!'' (+1 to next roll)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >Punches Aztarwyn really hard in his throat. You roll: 2 (+1)

''You rush forward and catch the completely distracted Aztarwyn off guard with your punch. However, you later found out that you'd broken your leg in the headlong rush!'' (-1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 1 (-2) EPIC FAIL

''OH. MY. GOD. The universe, all players, Sliske, and even the Kraken take a second and watch as you fail so badly that you fail to roll to dodge. Your failure to roll is complete.'' (Aztarwyn cannot roll to dodge. The next three (3) times he is attacked, the non-existent roll will be an instant 6.)

Cuddles Epic wrote:

>I enchant my large-SIZED wings to be impenetrable (Nice try, but you're not getting that one.)

You roll: 2

You think your wings are tough enough, and the Titanium Kraken is distracting you.

Alchimous wrote: >Bogart Jim's spell to turn myself into an energy being. You roll: 4 (-1)

You -.... well, you hijim Jim's attempt to become an energy being and accidentally fuse with him in the process. (Fused with Jim; the two of you can only submit one action per round. -1 to next roll from the merge.)

Livviy wrote: Livviy now on the floor begins to heal herself with the roast duck leg of power. You roll: 1 (+1)

You don't feel in the mood for healing yourself and look at a pretty flower instead.

NPC Roll
Sliske wrote: Get the heck out of here! You roll: 5

Sliske's call finally gets through, and he vanishes out of the game as quickly as he can before the Kraken of Doom arrives.

The Titanium Kraken of Impending Destruction and Ultimate Doom wrote: Devour Jupiter as demonstration of my power. You roll: 6 (+1)

''The Kraken gains epic power- but it also gets fat. Tough luck, better hit the gym!'' (+2 to fighting rolls)

World Events

 * THE KRAKEN WILL ARRIVE NEXT TURN!
 * The world is still shrouded in darkness, and plants shrivel even more.