Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140121103501

Round 14
Jimcest wrote: > Using my summoning powers, I merge not only all the worlds and universes together, but also the whole of time to collide at a single point, AKA, now. You roll: 4 (+1)(-1)

''You use your summoning powers, but they're negated by your previous injuries and confusion. Therefore, you manage to pull part of the past into now. The field is populated by angry beekeepers again.''

Kierandom! wrote: >Now rested, and slightly injured, I find the corpse of a dragon inside the morgue and use my necromancy to ressurect it, entirely under my control. You roll: 6 (+1)(-1)

''You resurrect a dragon! Holy shit! It's huge! And half rotted and stuff! With eyes the size of basketballs it stares you down before sending its minions, which it turns out you made by accident, to do... something... to you.''

Kieran must Roll to Dodge! the skeletal minions!

You roll: 4

''You evade... whatever those minions wanted to do to you.''

Alchimous wrote: >I appear out of the singularity and devour it. You roll: 2 (-1) (You're dead, that doesn't count)

''You go deeper into singularity. It sucks.'' (Twice dead)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >Kobalos' body's energy scatters as if he was a god, shooting divine energy out. Hopefully to help anyone else or plant life. You roll: 5

''Your energy scatters! It doesn't help you being dead, of course, and influences only the angry beekeepers, but at least you got your final wish.'' (+1 to next roll)

Tiddles0536 wrote: I attempt to restart the game using my ghostly powers, thus making me alive again if successful, at the cost of (you guessed it) restarting the game. You roll: 2 (-1)

The game stays exactly the way it is, and you are punished for attempting a Meta-action. (-2 to revival rolls. Twice dead.)

Sand Traven wrote: > Still wearing my sunglasses, I use my powers of logic and reasoning to convince the Kraken that it does not actually exist, causing it to disappear. You roll: 2

''As mentioned before, you are not smart enough to even attempt such a thing. Instead, you get a joint and smoke, because you think that makes you look cool.''

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I USE ALL OF THE POWERS OF THE BFG TO DESTROY THE GIANT KRAKEN! JES, JES, JES! You roll: 3 (+1)

You employ the BFG's powers to attack the Kraken!

The Kraken must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 5 (+2)

''The Kraken is far too evil that a weapon like the BFG could ever hurt it. It casts but a cursory glance at the missiles, which go straight back toward Tiddles, who is an easy target!''

Tiddles must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 3

The returning missiles from your BFG hit your overly large wings, and it hurts intensely! (-1 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: Seeing Tiddles' action, I do what I can to assist him, since I feel it is the only way to vanquish the Kraken in my current state and it will also get Jim out of a state of flux, which I think everyone hates him for. You roll: 1

You do what you can to help the GM punish Tiddles. (Must do something negative to Tiddles next turn)

Drix153 wrote: > My star stuff floats around. You roll: 5

''It floats! Shiny shiny shiny. A sight for sore, and dead, eyes.'' (+1 to next roll)

Letx wrote: I marry a carebear. You roll: 1

''You marry the monster of Loch Ness. It takes you on a honeymoon to the dead sea!''

NPC Roll
The Kraken wrote: Ally with the beekeepers You roll: insta 4

The Kraken and the beekeepers are now allies against the players!

Beekeepers wrote: Kill Everyone! Active, live players on the field must Roll to Dodge!

Cuddles rolls: 3 (-1)

''The beekeepers get to you! They use their commanding magic over the bees so they sting you everywhere, and you are immensely pained.'' (Seriously injured)

Jim rolls: 2

Your plasma state does not protect you from the anger of the beekeepers, and they beat you to death rather brutally. (Dead)

Frostsen rolls: 2

''Much like Jim, the beekeepers' sudden return is too much for your frail body to take. You get to be buried in the Morgue.'' (Dead)

Sand rolls: 5

The smoke from your joint repels the beekeepers, and you laugh. (+1 to next roll)

World Events

 * Almost all players are dead!
 * The Kraken is attacking!
 * The angry beekeepers are attacking (again)!
 * 1/3 of all worlds sent back to their proper place