User blog comment:Ghostleh/You're First Roleplay?/@comment-4520133-20120801092154

My first character was a traveling hermaphrodite named "Caleb Pogostickcock" who was widely known across Gielinor for his magical and sexual prowess. He had been a lonely hermit for half of his life, spending his time devolving a spell that would transfer herpies to everyone across a large area.

The first roleplay I used him for was when he held all of Falador under siege, threatening to unlease the spell, unless he was give two gazebos; one made of cheese and the other of chocolate. He was successful in his fabulous escapade, and was never seen again. Rumor has it, he fights Dragonkin with sonic pelvic thrusts, due to him being the Dragonkinborn.