Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140113104606

Ellie Mirra wrote: I search around for a computer I could use to do something more interesting, being depressed and all. You roll: 4

''You find a computer. It's off.''

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: The Kraken and I would go to travel to a horde of beekeepers and burn them all as I still remain dizzy. You roll: 2

''The beam has you pinned down, and you feel bad. Therefore, you stay in the burning slums of Varrock.''

Livviy wrote: A little confused on her sudden allergy, Livviy rolls out of the field ending up in Falador. You roll: 5

''You roll out of the field! Thanks to Kierandom's earlier success making everyone think rolling is cool, a passing mage casts a boosting spell on you, before continuing to teleport to Falador. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And-... you get the idea.'' (+2 to next roll!)

Kierandom! wrote: I swear a god damn lot, and call an ambulance to come fix me up..somehow..with mangled hands... You roll: 5

''You call an ambulance. In its hurry to get to you, it accidentally runs you over, but this does nothing at all, since it's an ambulance. They quickly get you to a hospital and fixed up, and the drugs they gave you make you feel awesome!'' (+1 to next roll, no longer injured) (And no, we do not support drugs.)

Alchimous wrote: I enjoy my incorporeal nature, seeing as ringing ears are the norm for me. I proceed to enjoy the advantages of not needing to deal with the hassle of corporeality. You roll: 4 (-1)

''You enjoy the advantages of not needing to deal with the hassle of corporeality. It's pretty boring, and the ringing in your ears gives you a headache.'' (another -1 to next roll)

Letx wrote: Blinded and not in the greatest of states, I wander around aimlessly to try and find... something that'll help me. You roll: 2 (-2) ((Oh dear, that is horrible))

''You-.... well, let's keep it simple, you're dead. To give you a more accurate idea, you found everything that would harm you instead of anything that could help you. And it hurt. There's bits of you lying around everywhere, and Claire is watching you as if you came from the moon (parts of you are there, too, but that's not the point). In short, you're very dead and you feel very bad. Terrible, in fact. Also, your spirit is tied to the carebears, for no reason at all.'' (Very dead, tied to the carebears (cannot commit evil acts, must always be nice), -3 on healing rolls)

Jimcest wrote: Having been able to summon an oven and turkey from his mind before, I repeat this, though for a sword - ready to fight the badger. You roll: 1

''You summon a shield. It's made out of thin paper. The badger gets a laughing fit from your ridiculous appearance.''

Tiddles0536 wrote: I open a case of emergency bees for exactly this occasion. You roll: 1

''You close the case of emergency bees and thus inadvertently kill them all. Again. The universe eyes you with bad graces.'' (Disliked by universe)

The beekeepers attack!
Everyone on the field must Roll to Dodge!

Mylo Xaitis rolls: 2

''The beekeepers get to you and stab you with a honeybomb! It's a horrible, sugary end to a great man.'' (Is now dead)

Jim rolls: 3

''Your paper shield holds out against the attack of the beekeepers, but you are still harmed by their insecticide! Ow!'' (Injured, -1 to next roll)

Tiddles rolls: 5

You beat back the beekeeper attacking you with the closed case of dead emergency bees and gain a deeper understanding of bees which temporarily heightens your awareness of everything. (+1 to next roll)

Kier rolls: 6 (+1)

''You run out of the hospital and single-handedly beat back the beekeepers, who begin to worship you religiously and make you supreme overlord epic beekeeper. Unfortunately, this means that you have to organize all the beekeepers in the world, which is an immense drain on your time. On the plus side, you're protected by fanatic beekeepers!'' (Busy; -3 on rolls not relating to beekeepers. Has beekeeper fans to take hits for him)

The NPCs roll!
Vividly camouflaged badger wrote: Laugh at Jim You roll: 6

The badger laughs so powerfully that the sound attacks Jim's ear canals!

Jim must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 6 (-1)

With the power of your mind and your now-not-quite-as-efficient shield, you beat the badger back into its hole and, as a result, gain a greater understanding of how to fight small animals and rodents of unusual size. (+1 to rolls against critters)

The Kraken wrote: Dig out Aztarwyn You roll: 4

The Kraken digs Aztarwyn out of the wreckage in Varrock's slums.

The Bear wrote: Fly away to be free! You roll: 3

''The bear with rocket wings tries to fly away, but loses its wings. It still manages to escape!''

World Events

 * The beekeepers are beaten back!
 * Plant life will start dying out in four (4) turns unless stopped
 * Bits of Letx are spread around everywhere