Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140117111130

Round 10
Kkfrostsen wrote: Even though I'm now evil I realize the world that the Kraken is intent on destroying is the same world where I keep all my stuff. I try to summon Captain Jack Sparrow to help me destroy it. You roll: 1 (+1)

You realize that summoning Jack Sparrow might accidentally save the world after all, which is completely against your aims as evil being, so you decide not to.

Tiddles0536 wrote: >Now that I have a body, I attempt to put it to use by turning my super bee into an omni-mege bee that I can ride into battle. You roll: 3

''The Super Bee is summoned to your side, according to your wish. However, it's not happy about this and stings you!'' (-1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: sit down while waiting for the Kraken. You roll: 4 (-2)

You remain standing, bored. (For the record, the Titanium Kraken is not yours, nor will it listen to anything you tell it, unless you suggest it eats you.)

Stranger-Come-Knocking wrote: > I try really hard to think of a way to repel the Titanium Kraken. You roll: 2

You can't think, your mind is way too foggy.

Letx wrote: I load my shotgun. You roll: 4

''You load your shotgun. There's that neat click that a loading gun makes, and the gun shines in the light.'' (Has a loaded gun)

Kierandom! wrote: >Now in perfectly good health, I use teleportation magic to try and send myself to a morgue. You roll: 5

''You whisk yourself away and land in the nearby morgue. It's spooky. Luckily, you find that you fit in perfectly with the spooky theme since you now wear cool necromancer clothes!'' (+1 to next roll)

Jimcest wrote: >I stab Kieran in the stomach. (Sorry, did I forget that? You're not the Vampire God anymore, as of last round.) You roll: 1

''You stab yourself in the stomach, which renders you impotent. Also, it hurts like hell.'' (Seriously wounded, impotent)

Livviy wrote: I use my Roasted duck leg of power to shoot Jim with a holyblessedsilverstakefire blast of death. You roll: 2 (+1)

''You shoot Jim with a .... whatever that thing was, but the roasted duck backfires and hits you in the face! Ow.'' (-1 to next roll)

Jim must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 6

''Jim, with his senses heightened by the pain he just inflicted on himself, grabs the holy blessed silver stake on fire sent at him and throws it straight back! Sucks for you.''

Livviy must Roll to Dodge!

You roll: 3 (-1)

''Ooh, ouch. Taken completely by surprise, the holy blessed silver stake, still burning, hits you in the stomach and makes a deep wound, as well as knocking you over and out.'' (Seriously wounded)

Cuddles Epic wrote: >I grow functional wings, which would be relative to my large SIZE. (Nice try. You're only getting it because you went for the 'grow'.)

You roll: 4 (+2)

''You grow wings that are relative to your size. You forgot to specify in what way they should be relative, though, so they grow relatively big. That is, they cover the entire planet.'' (Has wings so large they're completely unusable, planet covered in shadow)

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >Runs to Varrock to attack Aztarwyn via punching him really hard in the throat. You roll: 5

''You run to Varrock at a high tempo. The workout does you good.'' (+1 to next roll)

NPC Roll
Super Bee wrote: Sting Tiddles for summoning me You roll: 1

The bee commits suicide in a sudden attack of creator fear.

Sliske wrote: Return to Gielinor. You roll: 2

Sliske stays where he is and sighs, his portal shuttle service not responding to his calls.

The World wrote: Be covered in darkness. You roll: Insta 4

The world is covered in darkness, thanks to Cuddles' gigantic wings.

Titanium Kraken wrote: Begin the feast by eating Pluto. You roll: 5

The Titanium Kraken swallows Pluto in a single bite and gains power from the planetary core! (+1)

World Events

 * The planet is shrouded in eternal darkness- Cuddles' wings.
 * The Titanium Kraken is getting ever closer! It will arrive in two (2) turns!