Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140128105256

Round 18
Letx wrote: > The sun bakes my body, causing it to rot and stink awfully. You roll: 5

''Your body stinks horribly and begins to assault the sinuses of anyone stupid enough to be nearby. Fortunately, you are already dead, so the smell has no effect on you. In fact, it feels refreshing!'' (+1 to next roll)

Jimcest wrote: > I watch Letx's body rot. You roll: 5 (+1)

''You watch and watch, completely forgetting your physical and/or mental health in the progress. The rot is so incredibly interesting that you don't even notice when it starts to eat away at you too!''

Jim must Roll to Dodge! the body rot!

You roll: 3

''You got away with minor damage, but dear gods, that was close! The other gods are displeased with your behavior, as they find it ungodish(?).'' (-1 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: I, still under the influence of the Kraken, attempt to beam lasers and tentacles at everyone with my new Cthulhu body. You roll: 6 (-1)

''You beam lasers and tentacles at everyone. The Kraken approves and grants you power.'' (+1 to next roll)

Everyone (who is alive) must Roll to Dodge!

Jim rolls: 6 (-1)

Jim is cooked even more by the lasers, and this cures him from the body rot that had afflicted him earlier. (+1 to next roll)

Aztarwyn rolls: 1

''Aztarwyn dies. The Kraken disapproved of him anyway, because he thought he could control it.'' (Dead)

Frostsen rolls: 1 (+1)

''You forgot not to attack yourself! The Kraken laughs evilly as you hit yourself.'' (Seriously injured)

Livviy rolls: 4

Livviy is in Falador and calls rofl on your lasers and tentacles, so they have no effect on her.

Kaboto rolls: 3

''Well, I'll be. You escaped the worst of the attack and barely survived, but the wounds slowly get the better of you, since they only added to the wounds from Ellen kicking you in the family jewels.'' (Dead)

Hworin rolls: 6

''"A-ha!" you shout, and spin around skilfully, batting the attack right back at frostsen with a baseball bat!''


 * Frostsen must Roll to Dodge!


 * You roll: 4


 * You duck just in time to evade the recoil from your own attack. Just good that attacking yourself made you more aware of attacks, eh?

Ellen rolls: 4 (+1)

Displaying impressive ninja skills once more, Ellen catches the attacking lasers and tentacles in a pokeball. (+1 to next roll)

Kierandom! wrote: >I find a host body for my soul and take on over! You roll: 1

''Instead, you try to let a host body take you over. It's a bad case of subjugating forces meeting, and you are suppressed!'' (-2 to next roll)

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: >My army tracks down and kills everyone to further unite the world. You roll: 3 (+1)

''You send out an army to kill everyone- that is, you sent the orders, but then you were killed right afterward. How smart is that?''

Everyone (who is now still alive) must Roll to Dodge!

Jim rolls: 3 (+1)

''Jim's chunkiness it too awesome for the army, and anyway it doesn't recognize him. He escapes unharmed.''

Frostsen rolls: 6

You use your influence with the Kraken and convince the army that it should become ghostly and hunt down Aztarwyn instead!


 * Aztarwyn must Roll to Dodge! his own army!


 * You roll: 3


 * The immaterial army hunts you down and stabs you, but you manage to figure out that since you're a ghost, you can't die. It still hurts a lot. (-1 to next roll)

Alchimous wrote: >I do not eat Jim's ham-iness. You roll: (N/A)

''You're dead and therefore, not hungry. Or even capable of that.''

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I buy more spins so that Yelps will ressurect me. You roll: 3 (-2)

''You try to sell spins to people so they will kick you. It works- until Jagex finds out and bans you from the game for a bad attempt at Real World Trading.''

Cuddles Epic wrote: Being the most legendary of all demons, I am summoned again by mysterious cultists. You roll: 4 (+1)

''You are a legendary demon! Unfortunately, your cultists aren't, and they aren't very good at summonings.'' (+1 to next roll, revived 1/2)

Sand Traven wrote: > At the precise moment of being sheared in half by Ellen's kick, I upload my personality, memories, and prejudices to the computer in an attempt to create an AI version of myself to live on after my groin-kick-induced death! (Making short actions is too mainstream, is it?)

You roll: 2

''You don't, because your timing was off by a millisecond. Sad, but you missed your chance to be the one AI.''

Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >I find someplace safe inside the city (1), and try to rejuvinate myself (2). < You roll: 6

You forgot the safe place, but remembered the rejuvenating part! (Alive)

NPC Roll
The Kraken wrote: Heal up You roll: 4

The Kraken heals itself of all afflictions!

The Kraken wrote: μιλούν ελληνικά You roll: 6

Η kraken κάνει τον καθένα να μιλήσει ελληνικά!

The Ghostwriters wrote: After settling our differences, stab Tiddles You roll: 3

''The Ghostwriters attack Tiddles with sharp paper! Unfortunately, they cut themselves on it.'' (-1)

Tiddles must Roll to Dodge! the Ghostwriters!

You roll: 6

Finally annoyed by their antics, you destroy the ghostwriters.

The Monster of Loch Ness wrote: Revive Letx You roll: 1

The monster murders itself in an attempt to be close to Letx.

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