Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140228130936

Round 29
Kaboto Leafgrinder wrote: >I come back life wearing malevolent armor. You roll: 1

You stay dead in bronze armor.

DivineLaw wrote: >I become Tiddles' and Ellen's servant in the Underworld, in the hope that after a few turns of service they will release me and make me alive. You roll: 5

''You become a faithful servant- hooray! The added leadership makes you more focused on your goals.'' (+1 to next roll)

Sand Traven wrote: > I cure myself of the virus using the same method as Kier. You roll: 5

You cure yourself of the deadly Ebola after having magically gleaned all of Kieran's secrets from the dark drawers of his mind,and are now much healthier!. (+1 to next roll)

Kkfrostsen wrote: Disgusted that the Ebola used my garden for evil, I use whatever undead power I may have to eradicate the virus from the planet. You roll: 1

''You instead try to use all the live power you have to spread the ebola virus even further. Fortunately, you don't have any living power, so it does nothing.''

Tiddles0536 wrote: >I appoint Divinelaw as my jester and have him entertain me. You roll: 4

You have DivineLaw entertain you, and find him amusing.

Kierandom! wrote: >I sell knowledge of the cure method for one-million gee peez per person that wishes to know. You roll: 2 (+1)

You sell the knowledge of the cure method, but Sand had already copyrighted it and those people who do not have a million GP decide to gang up on you for extortion! (-1 to next roll, hunted)

Jacob southmage wrote: >I sell Ezoob to the world, marketing it as ebola medicine. You roll: 6

''You sell Ezoob to the world and make a booming revenue. Unfortunately, the virus seems to have mutated in some places, making it immune against this particular cure....''

EllenEagle wrote: > I control the zombies and move from being queen of the underworld to queen of everything that is not explicitly alive. You roll: 1

Instead, you tell the Zombies to go off on their own and abdicate your throne of the Underworld. (Also no longer married to Tiddles)

NPC Roll
Society Against Honey wrote: Find Ellen to obtain new orders You roll: 1

The SAH find themselves unable to locate Ellen by any means possible.

Bunny Rabbits wrote: Consume deceased Ebola victims You roll: 6 (+1)

''The giant bunny rabbits clear the world of dead people in a massive cleanup. They also make a large dent in the undead rodent and monkey population. And possibly some living people.''

Revived Critters wrote: Avenge eaten critters by destroying the giant bunny rabbits! You roll: 2

The critters don't care that half of them just got eaten by much larger critters.

Ebola wrote: Increase lethality You roll: 6

The Ebola virus quickly mutates and becomes 314,159265% more deadly. (Rolling a 2 in R2D against Ebola will result in death)

World Events

 * The Ebola virus is running rampant everywhere!
 * Two Ebola cures have been released!
 * The world is less overpopulated!