Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5049048-20140110212344/@comment-5049048-20140113212041

Jimcest wrote: Free from the Vividly Camouflaged Badger, I use my awesome summoning powers to revive Letx. You roll: 6

''Tadah! In a hitherto unparalleled act of summoning, you summon Letx! He is alive- but somehow, since bits of him were blown everywhere, he looks a bit, uh, shall we say disconnected?''

Alchimous wrote: I use my immense ghostly power to kill ALL the plant life. You roll: 2 (-1)

''You have no ghostly power. You have no power, no ring of power, no scepter- you just don't have any power. Not even Powerade. Your action is bad, and you feel bad. Your self-esteem and ability to kill plant life are lowered.'' (-1 to next roll, -1 to rolls against plants)

Tiddles0536 wrote: I attempt to use my understanding of bees to create a new species of super bees to pollinate the flowers again. You roll: 4 (+1)

''You create a new species of super bees! That is, you create one bee. It's still pretty amazing.'' (+1 to next roll)

Kierandom! wrote: I have my awesome bee-keeper zealots work on preserving all the plant life by using their bee-keeping magic. You roll: 3

''The beekeepers use their beekeeping magic on plant life to preserve it. Unfortunately, one of the spells hits you!'' (-1 to next roll, plant life is preserved for one more turn)

EllenEagle wrote: I decide to take the evil route and plot to kill the rest of the bees, because I hate bees. You roll: 5 (-1)

''You decide, and you plot. You get a plot to kill Tiddles' one remaining bee.''

Aztarwyn Gonzo wrote: In attempt to become happy, I order the Kraken to begin burning several plants, including trees and snapdragons. You roll: 3

''You burn some plants. They catch fire, and hurt the Kraken! Also, you get a bit roasted in your armor.'' (-1 to next roll)

SsVivid wrote: In Soviet Russia, bees help Ellen destroy Viv. You roll: 2

''Soviet Russia's bees have no interest in Ellen. Or you, for that matter.''

NPC Roll
The Kraken wrote: Retreat to the ocean You roll: 6

The Kraken returns to the ocean and permanently fastens itself there.

World Events

 * There is only one (1) bee on the planet
 * Plant life will start dying in four (4) turns unless stopped.