User blog:ErudessanElf/RSRP Interviews/Arachnea

'Hello! This is the Interviewer with Miss Arachnea A.K.A Miss Aranea Aren A.K.A Miss Amanda Fisher A.K.A Miss Leila Kala Aren.'

*Interviewer gestures for Arachnea to sit on a plush armchair opposite him.*

*Arachnea, being half-ooc because we're breaking the fourth wall here, is nice and sits down, placing her fingertips together*

'So Arachnea! Let's start with a brief description of who you are!'

*Interviewer smiles at Arachnea, soaking in the cosy warmth from the fire.*

"A brief description..... well, that is somewhat complicated as there is a lot to tell, of course. I am a mahjarrat, mother and ruler of my immediate surroundings."

'Very nice! Tell us, what happened on your homeworld of Freneskae?'

*Interviewer leans in closer, curious.*

"A lot happened during the time I still resided on Freneskrae. Could you be a bit more specific?"

'Well, did people know about you? Or were you just an unheard trooper?'

"I have been both, in due time."

'Huh. When you came to Gielinor, what was the first motive you had? What did you want to do with this new habitat?'

*Interviewer looks curiously at Arachnea and fixes his cravat.*

An interesting description for the place. "Habitat." Well, in my very immediate concerns were the war which Itchlarin brought us into, as well as a certain measure of wonder at the weakness of the resident species.

'Did you like Icthlarin? Did you agree with his ideas?'

Certainly, his ideologies with death fitted closely with our philosophies of how easily life can turn into death and vice versa. His ideas of ruling me, and the mahjarrat, were somewhat misplaced, though.

'Now let's turn to more recent years. Mahjarrat have a knack for creating different aliases. Tell us, how many aliases have you had, and what did they do during their "lifetime"?'

*Interviewer is writing all of this down, his eyes fixated on Arachnea.*

Well, I have had many aliases- My most recent ones included Aranea, who became an Aren and married Aranitus Aren, before she unexpectedly died in an explosion in Lumbridge. There is Amanda Fisher, tattoo artist, who I rarely if ever used as a disguise. And of course, I am also Leila Kala Aren, one of my only disguises that has been found out- though only two people know actively of this. Further, I have a hunch for impersonating my own minions at times, or of course, sending them out on their own- it saves so much time!

'Speaking of the Arens, how did it feel marrying an Aren, a crazy one at that? Did you love him, or was it for power with a noble house?'

Ah, a wonderful question! Aranitus was a wonderful husband while our marriage lasted, and asmittedly it was my own fault for breaking it the way I did. At the time I married Aranitus, I had been hiding from humanity for a comparatively long time, and his determination, power and devotion to family and students was touching. Power within a noble house is not important to me- I have been in several and really, the further up you get, the more politics and general mess you get involved with; I don't have time for that.

So what you're saying is, you had enough of Aranitus?

No; I never had enough of Aranitus. In fact, leaving him was one of my worst mistakes!

So now you're saying you would like to get back with him?

*Interviewer smirks mischeiviously.*

You are twisting my words against me. Endearing, but I do not like it.

No, what's done is done- what has happened, stays happened.

'Alright. How about you tell us more of a certain realm, if you know what I mean...'


 * Arachnea lifts an eyebrow* My dear, I believe I do not. Metaphors and beating around the bush were never my greatest strenghts- especially when it comes to seeing through them. It is a great annoyance.

'*Interviewer shakes his head.* I'm asking about your realm. The one you use as a "house", if you will. Tell us about it.'

My house! Ah, you are a jokester. There is always a lot to be said- always leave people wanting for more- but really, there is nothing that special about it. It's a house

'Ok. Arachnea, the viewers would like to know if you are single at the moment.'

*Interviewer holds up a stack of paper as evidence.*

That is a lot of evidence. Now, facts are that I am, in fact, rather happily married and have recently become a mother again.

*Interviewer shakes his head.*

'A shame, a lot of viewers had bought you gifts and such. One more question before we wrap this up Arachnea.'

By all means, go ahead.

What actually caused that fire when Aranea supposedly "died"?

*Interviewer readies his pen, the notebook raised up to his face.*

Interesting question to end on. Now, when Aranea died, it was a rather flashy and very messy event. I recall I left the house almost completely destroyed- no remains of the body except the cane I had taken to carry.

As the question was phrased, there seems to have been a small misunderstanding- it was an explosion much more than a simple fire. Aranitus, the poor broken man, arrived just as the main detonation went off.

'How sad. Well people, this was the Interviewer interviewing Arachnea, and let's hope Aranitus doesn't see this! Goodbye, and remember to vote who you want next!'

*Interviewer smiles to Arachnea, pouring tea into two cups and handing one to Arachnea.*


 * Arachnea, true to her nature, inspects the tea suspiciously for anything dangerous before tasting*

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So there you have it guys! The first interview! Please nominate the next character for me to interview, and we'll see who gets the next interview! This is the Interviewer, signing out!

Oh, and...

CAT.