Talk:Roleplaying Symbols/@comment-4755313-20130207175959

Jack: I have bad news!

Guard: What is it? *draws sword quickly* Dragons?!

Jack: No. Worse. *zooms in on his face* I am pregnant.


 * lifts up his shirt*

Guard: Ahhh!!!

Jack: I am giving birth to a holy child!

Jack: You have to help me get rid of it, before I find myself in a book.


 * walks towards the guard*

Some goddamn 


 * punches guard in the face*

Guard: Arrghh!!~