User blog:ErudessanElf/RSRP Interviews/Chris Aren

*Interviewer throws a log on the fire, smiling.*


 * Chris sits back in his chair, sipping tea.*

'Welcome to the third article of RS RP INTERVIEWS! Today we'll be interviewing a mister Christopher Aren, the current patriach of the noble Aren Family!'

Yes, that you are. Now get on with the questions.

I am fairly busy.

' I'd like to start with your childhood. Tell us, did you know fromthe start you would become the Grandmaster of the famed Aspera Tower?'

As my father's eldest son, of course I did. *He sips his tea* I was Grandmaster of the whole house, not simply my place of birth.

' Mhm. Tell us more about your father. Did you get along with him, or was it a strained relationship?'

Ah....my father. Ignitus Aren. *Chris looks down at his tea cup, swirling the cup lightly.* Ignitus was a great man. He was driven mad due to being forced to hide his work. He was a necromancer, as it were. Always suspicious. He killed a few servants, because he claimed they were trying to steal his work. He sent me away when I was thirteen. To Brickforce Tower.

' Which brings us onto the next question. This Brickforce Tower, did you like it? I understand you had a teacher by the name of Master Grest? Tell us about Master Grest.'

 *Interviewer looks at Chris, pen at the ready.*


 * Chris chuckles.*

That man has looked the same since I was a child. Mallik Grest...tha immortal Aren Master. We say immortal, only because there isn't anyone alive to remember when he was young. He was always a hard man, both to impress, and to dole out punishment. I owe that man my life.

' Ok. Now we understand you had some very...Interesting siblings. Could you elaborate on the one most know as Beatrice the Mad?'

Beatrice....Where to even begin with my lovely sister? There were many, many accusations my father had swept under the rug. Didn't want Daddy's little girl to be arrested for making a man explode, now did we? She was, truthfully, a beatiful woman. She would tear out your heart in an instant though. She wasn't always like that...and sometime...I feel bad for her. May she finally have rest in death. *He looks down at his tea, before sipping it lightly.*

' Speaking of Daddy's girl...We found out that you have fathered about 5 children, some names include Malcolm, Nichole and Elyspis. Were these children concieved for a reason? Or were they just out of the blue?'


 * He looks almost surprised, nodding lighty.* Five? Is it really that many? Gods, I lost count of how many little beasts I've brought into the world. My eldest child....his name was Roddrick. *He looks down saddened slightly.* Rodrrick was killed....assassinatied if you would. *He seems quick to change the subject of his son* Then we have my beautiful daughter Nichole, who just recently had a little boy of her own. Elyspis....she is tricky that one. Takes after her mother far too much for my own liking. Malcolm's name is Malikai nowadays...and he has abandoned the family, for the life of a sailor. Roddrick and Nichole were my wife's children. The others....they were accidental.

' But you do keep in touch with them, yes? Speculations have arisen that your daughter Elyspis has cut off from the family because of problems forming between you and her.'

 *Interviewer holds up a letter, as evidence.*


 * He grabs for the letter, reading it.* I keep in touch with them, as often as I can. As I stated at the beginning of this, I am a very busy man. I have royal tasks to fufill, and I can't keep the Queen waiting forever. My children...most of them have abandoned me, or have in the past. Do you have children?

 *Interviewer shakes his head.* No, I don't really go for the whole family thing...We have a few readers questions, and then we can wrap this interview up!

' A reader from Misthalin asks if you are single? Is it true, Chrissy?'

Please, do not call me "Chrissy". Since my wife died, I have remained without a mate, yes.

' Ok! Next reader, from Draynor, asks: "Why do you help Kandarin in their genocidical quest for the removal of all "unholy" creatures? They should be brought to justice!" *Interviewer looks at the paper, surprised.*'

 This paper is apparently signed by your daughter?


 * he sighs* Elsypis is a bleeding heart. I do what I am asked to do. King Vectis I, has ordered the removal of all abominations. This includes the undead, dragons, and demons. Would you like a demon knocking upon your door, or perhaps the undead littering the streets? I don't think you would. I am doing my country a service, and the Crown has ordered me to do so. I will continue, until either my job is done, or they tell me to stop.

' Alright, last question! One reader from the Kharidian suburbs asks if you would have any more children? Well, this reader obviously likes you! *Interviewer laughs and slaps his knee.*'


 * He doesn't even crack a smile* No. I am an old man. I have all the children I could ask for, and I am a grandfather twice over. I have little need for more pesky little things. Are we done here? *he places his tea cup down*

' Yes! Everyone please thank Mr. Aren here for being with us today! Keep reading to find out who's next, on "RS RP INTERVIEWS"!'

 *Interviewer waves at the audience.*

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The famed Chris Aren has been done! Hurrah! Also...MOAR CAT.